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adouglas · May 15th, 2009, 05:14 AM

My favorite joke... a two-parter.

PART I

A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one... with everything."

PART II

So the hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist his lunch, and the Buddhist pays with a 20 dollar bill.

The hot dog vendor puts the money in his pocket.

The Buddhist says "What about my change?"

The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."

May 15th, 2009, 05:14 AM	#115
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	My favorite joke... a two-parter. PART I A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one... with everything." PART II So the hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist his lunch, and the Buddhist pays with a 20 dollar bill. The hot dog vendor puts the money in his pocket. The Buddhist says "What about my change?" The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."