Well... the money is pretty much gone now.
Through the power of ebay and advrider.com, I bought my gf a pair of Teknic Venom pants and myself an older model teknic Chicane 2 piece suit. Both together for less than my $126 phone rebate.
Suit has been down once, but pics of damage are superficial or very repairable. It is non-vented, but I couldn't pass on this deal.
I'll tackle more summer gear on the next paycheck. Thanks for all yalls help!