If you keep pictures of your bike on your phone and show it to everyone as if you were showing baby pictures...
If you caress the fairings to show affection to your ninjette...
If you whispering sweet things like "Hey I'm so proud of you!!" and treat him/her/it like a sidekick saying "Let's get' em!! Don't be shy now, we can do this!"...
If you feel your heart beats faster every time you think about (or get ready to go) riding!!
If you're on the road and it starts to rain you demand/cry/beg/whimper with all your might for the sun to come out...
Super guilty!!