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Originally Posted by 250Rocket
No you got it all wrong. Why bikes are better than women.
- It's all about her performance not yours.
- You don't have to beg her for some action
- You can ride a lot longer
- It only take a turn of a key and a press of a button to turn her on
- Many dates will only cost you 30$ at the pump
- Can be upgraded easily when you want a new one.
- Never asks if she looks fat.
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(Keep in mind that I regard my bike as female. She is my bff and not an extra lover Phil has to contend with)
1- bull crap you still need to know how to ride her and what buttons to push. (btw that can be reversed for men too)
2- Sometimes you do, sweet talking a bike and telling her how fabulously she did is one of the perks (again can be applied to males...)
3- She can only ride as long as you can, and probably for longer. (again...)
4- Well you know sometimes you have to fiddle with the choke... (wait that can be a male trait!)
5 - Yeah I have no retort for that one (and I will have you know I have taken my Phil out for a date and it has cost me a lot and as little as 10 bucks)
6- Yeah but there will aways be that "one 250 I used to ride...." (Again there is that "this one guy I used to date..." Oops!
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7 - this is true because she already knows she looks damn sexy no matter what colors she is.
(Again... Phil has never asked me this in all seriousness)
Does that help???