[ninjabrewer]

BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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>>>> DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
>>>> All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up...
>>>> Really excited.
>>>>
>>>> DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
>>>> Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice
>>>> man.
>>>>
>>>> DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
>>>> At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf
>>>> balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
>>>> dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
>>>> attentive.
>>>>
>>>> DEAR DIARY: DAY 4
>>>> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to
>>>> have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious
>>>> meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
>>>> declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
>>>>
>>>> DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
>>>> Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for
>>>> rest of day. Captain saw me, bought
>>>> me several large drinks. He really is charming. Again asked
>>>> me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He
>>>> told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
>>>> shocked.
>>>>
>>>> DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
>>>> Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice
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