[ninjabrewer]

>
> A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When
> asked what the problem the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade
> listing every problem they had and ever had in the 20 years they had been
> married.
>
> She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
> loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
> needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
>
> Finally, after allowing this to go on for some time, the therapist got
> up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced
> and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.
> The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
>
> The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife
> needs at least three times a week. Can you handle that?
>
> The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off
> here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.