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Cool story. Man does not seem to be an idiot. Made some wrong choices, while intoxicated, and, luckily, didn't hurt nobody else. And this experience should reduce chances of him getting in a similar situation where consequences could be worse.
High five to the attitude towards bike and riding after the incident.
Миру мир!
