If elected, I shall faithfully carry out the duties of this esteemed office
...provided they do not require any involvement on my part.
I have a strong platform
...constructed from 2x12 pressure-treated joists cross-braced and spaced 16 inches on center, topped by Trex® pre-colored decking material made from recycled plastic for sustainability and long life.
I will serve with distinction
...tea and biscuits each afternoon.
I shall never waver in my commitment
...to do as little as possible at all times.
I promise to do what is right
...or at least not to blow anything up intentionally.
So VOTE FOR ME
...or anyone else on the ballot. We're all equally unqualified, really.
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I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12
Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est.
Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.
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