Thanks for the feedback, just put in my order today. 5/29.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HotS...308.0.0.B8BU7h
Seller: AlexanderMoto $17.50 incl ship.
I'll put a mini review once I get it.
I'm skeptical about Chinese stuff too. Decided whether my skepticism is worth anything, and there's one way to find out!