Would you stop riding for the rest of your life if someone gave you $500,000 cash?
Here's the catch.....
If you ever get within 2ft of any motorbike (or trike or quad), you'll instantly have explosive diarrhea that will not stop until you're more than 2ft away.
Edit: Ok ok. You guys are witty. You take the money, you can't ride for the rest of your life!
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