I have come to the conclusion that the phraise "drink lots of fluids and get plenty of rest" is oxymoronic, reasons:
1) You drink lots of fluids, can't rest while drinking
2) Once embibed the fluids turns to pee. Having to pee is not restful, infact it wakes you up
3) If you are resting, you are not drinking fluids.
4) Resting in general when you are not feeling well is just about impossible because while your body wants the rest your brain is telling you it is to early to go to sleep...
5) Every ache and every pain rears its ugly head when you try and rest. Hello not restful.
6) You ever notice the more you drink the more your nose leaks? Corrilation? Possibly.
Yes I am sick. I hate being sick
