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Old March 7th, 2009, 01:07 PM   #86
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was
very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight
high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little
feet and spanked him on his bottom Connor began to cry. The paramedic then
thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought
about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place .......spank his butt again!'
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