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Okay my turn lol.
So a guy is driving down the road late at night. He's got a long ways to go yet, and he realizes that he really needs to take a crap. Unfortunately, since it's about 3am, nothing is open. So he keeps driving and driving, hoping that he finds something.
A while later, he sees a port-a-pot on the side of the road and decides to stop. He goes in the port-a-pot and does his business.
Once he finishes up, he realizes that there's no toilet paper. Instead there is a sign on the wall above a small hole, and this is what it reads: "Wipe your @ss with your pointer and middle fingers, put them through this hole, and someone will lick them for you".
He thinks to himself, "no way, I won't do that!"
So he sits there for a long while.
Finally, he decides "what the hell" and does it. He wipes his @ss with his pointer and middle fingers and sticks them through the hole.
There's a guy on the other side of the wall, and when the guy in the port-a-pot put his fingers through the hole, the guy crushes them in between two bricks.
The guy in the port-a-pot quickly pulls his fingers back and puts them in his mouth...
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