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Old May 15th, 2009, 12:09 AM   #114
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OK, lets get this thread going again......

A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to
Send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a
Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half & mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had
Accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo!

He's really worried but then remembers how bad his
Grandmother's' eyesight is & hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from
His grandmother.

It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your
Hairstyle. .. . . It makes your nose look too short."

Love,
Grandma.
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