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Old May 11th, 2018, 04:42 AM   #15
Ram Jet
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Name: Bill
Location: Port Huron, Michigan
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Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki 250 Ninja, 1982 Honda Ascot FT500

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There's quite a few bootleg London tour DVDs out there. You run the risk of violating copyright law and facing huge fines. As tasty as fish & chips are, they are fatty and can lead to heart disease and the fish can contain high levels of mercury leading to mercury poisoning. Instead of those things may I suggest hiding in a corner and whimpering... quietly; so as to not attract the attention of potential assailants that may be hiding near by your place of residence.
Wonderful advice. The Center for Disease Control has determined that an average of 72,850 head trauma injuries occur each year in the bathroom, that's why I always wear my motorcycle helmet in the shower. My hair gets washed once per month by my hair stylist.

Bill
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