I'm not sure of the rules (I'm am sure I already won but it can't be announced for security reasons). As the winner someone comes and picks up my bike, buys me new gear and new tires, transports my bike and gear to said track, I get chauffeured to and from airport here and also in Ohio (wherever that is), food and drink(s) will be provided in abundance, there will be numerous women available (no couch needed) for me convenience, and I get full training, tutoring, mentoring from the best member, Mr. Wonderful, the legendary trackdog, csmith12 (who I hope isn't really 12).
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If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!
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