September 29th, 2011, 08:14 AM
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Jun 2008
Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE
Posts: Too much.
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This was covered pretty well (and humorously) on another local board.
Why the Ninja 250 is NOT a "Girls" bike
I'll quote the first post here...
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Originally Posted by Valgar
I rode the twofiddy into work today, I was wondering why people think of it as a "girls" bike.
After cutting through traffic like a scalpel through a restrained drugged hobo, I thought of many reasons why it is a manly bike.
1) The bike puts out around 30+hp..That is HORSE power, and think about it, horses have GINORMOUS SCHLONGS, so that makes 30+ HORSE DICKS! That is like 200+ MAN DICKS! Can't get more manly than that.
2) It says, right there on the fairing..Ninja. A ****ING NINJA! Those guys sneak up and KILL BEARS, with their TOENAILS. They shoot POISON from their EYES! Manly to the extreme!
3) It is a twin! All manly bikes are twins! Those two pistons are like steel man fists of power, punching the energy RIGHT OUT OF THE GASOLINE. That is panty wetting potential right there.
4) On the insurance card it says KAWK...right there...it says it, MAN KAWK.
So, stop calling the 250 a girls bike, otherwise if I see you on the highway I WILL go full throttle, and spend the 30 minutes it takes to get to 80 so I can pass you!
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