April 1st, 2018, 05:31 AM | #1 |
"a legend in my own mind"
Name: maverick9611
Location: Augusta,Georgia
Join Date: May 2017 Motorcycle(s): 2015 moto guzzi norge(brownie),2020 aprilia dorsoduro, Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Feb '18
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happy easter
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April 1st, 2018, 06:37 AM | #2 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much.
MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14
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LMAO! That is awesome and you have an awesome Mom!
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April 1st, 2018, 10:58 AM | #3 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Whodat
Location: Ware Is.,MA
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14
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So I'm sitting in church bored out of my mind (because I have forgotten everything I learned in Sunday school) and I start texting everyone saying "Happy Easter". Would you believe someone starts giving me a hard time for texting. I telling them to **** off, I can text while driving, I can text while eating at a restaurant, I can text will sitting in the bathroom, so why not church. The a-hole tries to grab my phone so I haul off and whack him right in his big f-ing mouth. Well then everyone starts bitching (I'm not sure if at me or him) but I'm pretty sure at him. The guy comes at me so I drop him with an upper cut to the jaw. He goes down and out. Would you believe the entire congregation starts looking at me like I did something wrong. I figure I should probably exit before someone else wants to play tuff guy. As I leave many of the now angry mob start leaving too. Half start praising me for standing up for myself the other half actually condemning me. I mean what has church become if you can't stand up for yourself. I'm glad all this happened before they dished out the crackers and wine. I really didn't want a bunch of old ladies with a buzz attaching me in the parking lot.
I wonder if I can get my money back from the collect?
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April 1st, 2018, 12:03 PM | #4 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: AKA JacRyann
Location: Mesa, AZ
Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): CB125T CBR250R-MC19 CBR250RR-MC22 NSR350R-MC21 VF500F CBR600RR SFV650 VFR750F R1M ST1300PA Valkyrie-F6C Posts: A lot.
MOTY - 2018, MOTM - Nov '17
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I'm in Santa Barbara at annual Easter party at friend's ranch. Drinking mai-tais and petting zebras.
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