March 26th, 2009, 09:07 AM | #1 |
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Pick-up lines
I was chating with a member the other day and the subject of pick-up lines came up.
What pick-up lines have you either used or heard? Pick-up lines: I must be in heaven because you look licke an angel. Hello I'm Fred Flintstone and I can make your bed rock. If I told you, you had a beutiful body would you hold it against me? |
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March 26th, 2009, 09:14 AM | #2 |
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To be honest I have never used one nor had one used on me...
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March 26th, 2009, 10:02 AM | #3 |
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I like to hear about them because they make me laugh.
I never use them in the field though. Expect to crash and burn. In fact after I see a guy try one a corny line and fail, I like to open up that woman and say, "what'd he say" and laugh about it. If you want to "pick up chicks" its best to open them with a natural conversation, not some corny pick up lines. You can open a woman up and say, "tell me the most funniest/crappy/miserable pick up line that men have used on you?" This leads to conversation and comfort. However, the best pick up line is... Hi
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March 26th, 2009, 10:04 AM | #4 |
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You're one tall glass of water and i'm real thirsty.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
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March 26th, 2009, 10:53 AM | #5 |
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Did you say 20 or 50 bucks, by the way are you a cop?
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March 26th, 2009, 02:16 PM | #6 |
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^^Lmao..nice. Hey bluetyke....."If you're here, who's running heaven?"
GTsmokeya See who's got your back? |
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March 26th, 2009, 03:43 PM | #7 |
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March 26th, 2009, 04:35 PM | #8 |
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That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
When they made the alphabet they should've put "U" & "I" together. |
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March 26th, 2009, 04:45 PM | #9 | |
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March 26th, 2009, 05:08 PM | #10 |
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March 26th, 2009, 05:27 PM | #11 |
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i know being a girl and all i should be offended by that line but i think if someone actually had said that to me i'd be LMAO....it's hilarious
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March 26th, 2009, 05:33 PM | #12 |
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I'm glad that as a girl you can see the humorous side of that pick-up line. Then I'm sure you would laugh at him, say "see ya later" and walk off.
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March 26th, 2009, 07:41 PM | #13 |
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To be honest- that line has actually worked quite a few times! If you can make a girl laugh its an excellent ice breaker. Be forewarned though- it doesn't work on all of them and it can seriously backfire!
I actually just posted it because its one of the funnier ones I know. |
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March 26th, 2009, 07:50 PM | #14 |
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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
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March 26th, 2009, 10:36 PM | #15 |
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How to talk to a lady:
1) Look at her eyes with confidence. (Don't wander!) 2) Slight smile ( not ) 3) Say "Hi." Easy as 1-2-3.
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March 27th, 2009, 12:20 AM | #16 |
I'm lovin' it.
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
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March 27th, 2009, 01:38 AM | #17 |
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Hey girl do you believe love at first sight?
...or do you want me to walk past you again. Would you like to walk through that door with me? so you know, we can go out. (I forgot the proper wording) |
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March 27th, 2009, 09:52 AM | #18 |
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I know some of you Women out there have used a pick-up line at least once in your life. I would like to hear from you as well.
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March 27th, 2009, 12:47 PM | #19 |
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We ride bikes, Rick, do we need pick up lines?
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March 27th, 2009, 12:59 PM | #20 |
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to seal the deal. =]
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March 27th, 2009, 01:07 PM | #21 | ||
So slow I'm first!
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And honey they are going to keep me as far away from Heaven as possible Quote:
Me: Hey Him: Hello Me: Um, you like movies? Him: uhhh yeah... Me: Wanna see one with me? Him: Sure. Very creative I know! when you put it that way... really... I don't think we (as females) do. We are like magical unicorns (or so I am told) you always hear about us but never see us... Very elusive.
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March 27th, 2009, 01:17 PM | #22 |
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Blue Tyke you put it very eleguently. This is very true. You don't see many womne on bikes but when you do they are like magnets. Very atractive.
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March 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM | #23 |
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Sunny is right, we just have to look at guys and they melt. But, with that said alot of guys are afraid of women who make the first move, or move better on a bike than they do.
What kind of pick up lines do you guys want to hear from girls? |
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March 27th, 2009, 01:26 PM | #24 |
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"Really!? It's that big!?"
"Wow I would have thought the cc's on that were bigger" Hang on! I forgot one: "Why hellooo there.... Wanna be my sud buddy?"
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March 27th, 2009, 01:33 PM | #25 |
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Well those lines would definetly get my attention.
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March 27th, 2009, 04:28 PM | #26 |
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Men on bikes are very appealing...you don't need pick up lines...just look at her and smile and most women will be putty in your hands.......my opinion anyway
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March 27th, 2009, 04:29 PM | #27 |
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I know, I know, once you go black you don't go back.
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March 27th, 2009, 05:35 PM | #28 |
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Lol
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March 28th, 2009, 09:13 AM | #29 |
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Would this one work? :
(1) Would you like to go for a ride on the back of my bike? or for women that have their own bike: (2) Would you like to join me for a ride? |
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March 29th, 2009, 02:07 AM | #30 |
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March 29th, 2009, 08:57 AM | #31 |
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here's one i remember are you glad to see me or that just a sock in your pants. kinda of corny i know |
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March 29th, 2009, 02:31 PM | #33 |
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Thanks I will keep that in mind.
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March 29th, 2009, 04:15 PM | #34 |
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I have this notion that there is someone in particular that Rick is trying these on...
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March 29th, 2009, 05:01 PM | #35 |
Sarcasm: Yea that'll work
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lol, nothing wrong with a little internet buddy help...
My personal favorite (no, i've never used it, or any pickup line for that matter): "Hi, you'll do" |
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March 29th, 2009, 08:39 PM | #36 |
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March 29th, 2009, 09:27 PM | #37 |
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I've yet to try this one
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March 29th, 2009, 09:38 PM | #38 |
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Being engaged, I don't find myself walking around the bar trying to use pickup lines however.. I found one that works when I'm trying to help a buddy out: "Haaaave you met *insert buddies name here*?!?" Good old how I met your mother. Anyways, It has worked out a few times. I'm not sure how but it did.
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March 30th, 2009, 10:52 AM | #39 |
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heard this one on a radio commercial
"It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz i'ma checkin you out!" |
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March 30th, 2009, 10:07 PM | #40 |
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