March 31st, 2009, 06:10 AM | #41 |
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Guy: "Beww..beww...bewwwwwww.."'
Girl:"what are you doing?" Guy:"That's an ambulance, coming to take me away,, because the sight of you stopped my heart" "You must be pretty fit...cause you've been runnin through my mind all day" "Drop that zero and get with the Hero. "Mind if I get drunk with you?"
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March 31st, 2009, 03:51 PM | #42 |
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Name: Lil One
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March 31st, 2009, 04:37 PM | #43 |
Live 2 Ride Forced 2 Work
Name: Chris
Location: Guam
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"If I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"
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April 6th, 2009, 01:03 PM | #44 |
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Name: Lindsay
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Do you want to play Mario?
Yes, I actually did mean playing Super Mario Brothers. I know, sooo smooth. But hey, it's been over 3.5 years now with the guy who fell for it! Hahah. |
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April 6th, 2009, 02:29 PM | #45 |
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Awwwe thats cute
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April 8th, 2009, 05:28 AM | #46 |
I'm lovin' it.
Name: Mike
Location: Melb, Australia
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A little bit on the raunchy side but ..
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
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April 8th, 2009, 05:32 AM | #47 |
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a FOOTlong?????????????
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April 8th, 2009, 05:36 AM | #48 |
I'm lovin' it.
Name: Mike
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Literally gave me a footlong, what were you thinking?
I had a Roast chicken footlong
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April 8th, 2009, 06:04 AM | #49 |
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um....er.....er.....yeah! I was thinking the same thing.
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April 8th, 2009, 09:07 AM | #50 |
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For me its more like a 6 inch...lol
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April 8th, 2009, 09:17 AM | #51 |
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Gentlemen....lets not compare... there are ladys around....er...well ....a couple inches shy of a foot should suffice..lol..
But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO...
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April 8th, 2009, 09:21 AM | #52 |
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April 8th, 2009, 09:21 AM | #53 |
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Well I'm just being honest and keeping it real...lol
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April 8th, 2009, 09:22 AM | #54 |
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April 8th, 2009, 09:23 AM | #55 |
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April 8th, 2009, 09:24 AM | #56 |
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[QUOTE=But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO...[/QUOTE]
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April 8th, 2009, 09:26 AM | #57 |
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Well thats the excuse I always use...LOL
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April 8th, 2009, 09:30 AM | #58 |
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Can go either way fer me
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April 8th, 2009, 09:44 AM | #59 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
Location: San Jose, CA
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I think my halo just became crooked...
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April 8th, 2009, 10:59 AM | #60 |
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Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
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The horns are only there to hold the halo straight, Sunny.
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April 8th, 2009, 11:00 AM | #61 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
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Sssh CB! no telling them that..
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April 8th, 2009, 01:18 PM | #62 |
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Women please fess up and admit it. You all have the same thoughts as men. you just do a better job of concealing them.
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April 8th, 2009, 01:59 PM | #63 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
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don't know nothing of what your talking about Rick
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April 8th, 2009, 02:03 PM | #64 |
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I know it's the great mystery. Women like to keep us guessing. It's the thrill of the chase.
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April 8th, 2009, 09:44 PM | #65 |
I'm lovin' it.
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Location: Melb, Australia
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Dirty minded people, young children may be reading this thread!
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April 8th, 2009, 10:39 PM | #66 |
I'm lovin' it.
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Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
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April 9th, 2009, 12:37 AM | #67 |
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Hello, you can call me a glass of milk.
Glass of milk? Yep, I can do your body GOOD.. ok its bad.. but funny |
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April 9th, 2009, 06:37 AM | #68 |
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April 9th, 2009, 07:12 AM | #69 | |
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Quote:
Sayen. I've never used a pick up line. |
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April 9th, 2009, 07:41 AM | #70 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
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+1!
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April 9th, 2009, 08:13 AM | #71 |
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*giggle*
Ok, I just text some of these to my boyfriend. Let's see how he responds. |
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April 9th, 2009, 09:14 AM | #72 |
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Ladies please don't fault us men for our short comings..We can make it up in other ways.
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April 9th, 2009, 09:45 AM | #73 |
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Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
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lol... Like what, Rick?
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April 9th, 2009, 09:57 AM | #74 |
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Rick, speak for yourself. My comings aren't short. Sorry for your problems though.
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April 9th, 2009, 10:00 AM | #75 |
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lol. some of you people need to be welcomed to the real intarweb. full of shenanigans. anyone know 4chan? and this is advice dog for all you people that do not know.
stuff like that. |
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April 9th, 2009, 10:12 AM | #77 |
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Hey, wanna get some pizza and f***?
No What? Don't like pizza?
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April 9th, 2009, 06:25 PM | #78 | |
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Quote:
*Zing*
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April 10th, 2009, 08:07 PM | #79 |
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Not worth responding to.
Just having fun. |
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April 11th, 2009, 03:58 PM | #80 |
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Name: Lil One
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in my experience if a man feels he's inadequite he tries harder to please her lady and i don't think any ladies have a problem with that but i can only speak for myself.
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