April 13th, 2009, 01:20 PM | #81 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Dan
Location: Athens, GA
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April 13th, 2009, 09:56 PM | #82 |
Her name is Itoshii
Name: Nani
Location: Charlotte, NC
Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311
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If you keep pictures of your bike on your phone and show it to everyone as if you were showing baby pictures...
If you caress the fairings to show affection to your ninjette... If you whispering sweet things like "Hey I'm so proud of you!!" and treat him/her/it like a sidekick saying "Let's get' em!! Don't be shy now, we can do this!"... If you feel your heart beats faster every time you think about (or get ready to go) riding!! If you're on the road and it starts to rain you demand/cry/beg/whimper with all your might for the sun to come out... Super guilty!!
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April 13th, 2009, 10:21 PM | #83 |
3 for street, 2 for dirt
Name: Katlyn
Location: San Francisco Bay Area (California)
Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Can Am Spyder PE #1344 / 2009 Kawi KLX140L Monster Energy / 2009 Kawi Ninja 250R (RIP 8.23.09) Posts: 586
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...if you find old friends and classmates on Facebook (or MySpace or whatever) and when they ask you how you've been your conversation is made up of at least 50% or more about your motorcycles or the rides you took.
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April 14th, 2009, 12:59 AM | #84 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Steve
Location: Kekaha, Kauai HI
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if, after suffering a stroke, you find yourself in physical therapy battling vertigo, answering the doc's " and what would you like to achieve from these sessions?" question, with a sincere tear in yer eye, and a loud:
"I WANNA RIDE A DAMM MOTORCYCLE!" june makes 1 year!...and doc?..well he did good i think!
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April 14th, 2009, 05:30 AM | #85 |
Akai Suisei - 赤い彗星
Name: Joseph
Location: socal
Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 Kurosaki 250, 09 Honda 600RawrRawr Posts: 540
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April 14th, 2009, 09:10 AM | #86 | |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
Location: San Jose, CA
Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot.
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Though I also refer to my motorcycle as my best friend... She gets me like no one else.
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April 14th, 2009, 09:12 AM | #87 | |
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Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much.
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Sounds like a special love afair to me. Thats ok, I'm guilty of doing the same thing. |
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April 21st, 2009, 04:03 AM | #88 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Joe
Location: Buffalo NY
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250 "Wasabi", 82 Yamaha xj650j Posts: A lot.
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You might be a motorcyclist if:
You have burn scars on the back of your calfs If you have ever fallen asleep on a cold garage floor with a socket wrench in your hand. Guilty If you get distracted everytime a child says the word "bike" in your presence. If you have a motorcycle tire wedding band
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April 21st, 2009, 05:11 AM | #89 |
Her name is Itoshii
Name: Nani
Location: Charlotte, NC
Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311
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If the weather forecast says 'early showers' so you drive to work in the morning but go home at lunchtime to get the motorcycle... Guilty!!
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April 21st, 2009, 07:43 AM | #90 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
Location: San Jose, CA
Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 10
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hear it is going to be in the 80s during the weekend and the whole world just seems to open up!
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April 21st, 2009, 07:58 AM | #91 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Nathan
Location: West Georgia
Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): Yamaha R6 Posts: 145
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Ok I'm gunna add one I haven't seen on here yet, surprisingly.
You know you're a motorcyclist if you've every broken up with a girl because she said you couldn't get a bike.. and thats why I'm single |
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April 21st, 2009, 10:37 AM | #92 |
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Name: Joe
Location: Buffalo NY
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had an ex say "if you were still my man, I wouldnt let you drive a motorcycle" Another reason why I'm not her man!!!
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April 21st, 2009, 08:08 PM | #94 | |
Her name is Itoshii
Name: Nani
Location: Charlotte, NC
Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311
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"I appreciate your concern, however I respectfully disagree and will keep the motorcycle. Thanks though" So you might just be a motorcyclist if you... don't mind breaking all communications with your ex (even when you were on friendly terms) just because they want you to get rid of your motorcycle.
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April 22nd, 2009, 10:22 AM | #95 |
two wheel addict
Name: Kenneth
Location: Simpsonville, SC
Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 94 xlh 883, 1984 kawi gpz money pit Posts: 556
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Feel like a little part of you has died on the inside when your baby is gone.
Don't know what to do with yourself without a bike, except go to dealerships and sit on others. And lastly fight the urge to go right out and pick up another one regardless of financial situation, because while everyone around you says that you don't "need" one, their not motorcyclists. |
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April 22nd, 2009, 10:24 AM | #96 |
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Name: Joe
Location: Buffalo NY
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dude thats sad
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April 22nd, 2009, 10:27 AM | #97 |
two wheel addict
Name: Kenneth
Location: Simpsonville, SC
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Sorry, I guess it is a bit depressing for bikers
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April 23rd, 2009, 12:33 PM | #98 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Rob
Location: Montreal, Canada
Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R Posts: 171
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... when you think the gas tank squeal is the bike trying to talk to you.
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April 23rd, 2009, 12:46 PM | #99 |
3 for street, 2 for dirt
Name: Katlyn
Location: San Francisco Bay Area (California)
Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Can Am Spyder PE #1344 / 2009 Kawi KLX140L Monster Energy / 2009 Kawi Ninja 250R (RIP 8.23.09) Posts: 586
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I thought of one this morning....
You might be a motorcyclist if you hop on your bicycle and grab the left hand brake lever and try to shift then fall over when the bike comes to a screetching halt.
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April 23rd, 2009, 12:52 PM | #100 | |
Ms. Personality
Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.
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April 23rd, 2009, 01:43 PM | #101 | |
ninjette.org sage
Name: David
Location: Wellington, New Zealand
Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250R in Green! (Sold) Now 2011 Triumph Daytona 675 SE Posts: 564
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I am guilty of that... And I usually talk back, people at the traffic lights I was stopped at this morning were looking at me funny when I talked to her
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April 23rd, 2009, 02:15 PM | #102 | |
3 for street, 2 for dirt
Name: Katlyn
Location: San Francisco Bay Area (California)
Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Can Am Spyder PE #1344 / 2009 Kawi KLX140L Monster Energy / 2009 Kawi Ninja 250R (RIP 8.23.09) Posts: 586
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Someone should start a thread called "Why bikes are better than men". LOL!
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April 23rd, 2009, 04:55 PM | #103 | |
ninjette.org member
Name: Rob
Location: Montreal, Canada
Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R Posts: 171
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- It's all about her performance not yours. - You don't have to beg her for some action - You can ride a lot longer - It only take a turn of a key and a press of a button to turn her on - Many dates will only cost you 30$ at the pump - Can be upgraded easily when you want a new one. - Never asks if she looks fat. .... |
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April 23rd, 2009, 05:34 PM | #104 |
Ms. Personality
Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.
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Rob, you've been with the wrong women.
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April 23rd, 2009, 05:38 PM | #105 |
Sarcasm: Yea that'll work
Name: Andy
Location: Essex Jct, VT
Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 330
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^but the traits he listed seem rather abundant...unfortunately...
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April 23rd, 2009, 06:06 PM | #106 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Rob
Location: Montreal, Canada
Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R Posts: 171
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Yeah i joke. With my GF this list doesn't exist. It was more of a stereotypic response.
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April 24th, 2009, 06:01 AM | #107 | |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
Location: San Jose, CA
Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot.
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1- bull crap you still need to know how to ride her and what buttons to push. (btw that can be reversed for men too) 2- Sometimes you do, sweet talking a bike and telling her how fabulously she did is one of the perks (again can be applied to males...) 3- She can only ride as long as you can, and probably for longer. (again...) 4- Well you know sometimes you have to fiddle with the choke... (wait that can be a male trait!) 5 - Yeah I have no retort for that one (and I will have you know I have taken my Phil out for a date and it has cost me a lot and as little as 10 bucks) 6- Yeah but there will aways be that "one 250 I used to ride...." (Again there is that "this one guy I used to date..." Oops! ) 7 - this is true because she already knows she looks damn sexy no matter what colors she is. (Again... Phil has never asked me this in all seriousness) Does that help???
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April 24th, 2009, 08:04 AM | #108 |
dirty old man
Name: Chris
Location: Hazel Green, AL
Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Blue '08 Ninja 250 Posts: A lot.
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April 24th, 2009, 10:28 AM | #109 | |
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Name: zartan
Location: spam la
Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 250 R Posts: A lot.
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We have all our Bicycle levers reversed for this reason
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April 24th, 2009, 12:10 PM | #110 |
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Name: Travis
Location: Warwick, RI
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If you make five trips to the grocery store in one evening instead of taking the cage.
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April 24th, 2009, 07:31 PM | #111 | |
ninjette.org member
Name: Elle
Location: Brampton,Ontario
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Black Ninja 250R Posts: 37
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Also it is super crazy that our Golden retriever knows the sound of a motorcycle coming and gets super excited, thinking it's either me or my husband LOL!! |
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April 24th, 2009, 10:54 PM | #112 | |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Joe
Location: Buffalo NY
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250 "Wasabi", 82 Yamaha xj650j Posts: A lot.
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You might be a motorcyclist if: you have the ability to identify insects, through a blind taste test! if you've ever placed a sticker that reads "D" "O" "T" on anything. if theres furniture in your home made from salvaged motorcycle parts.
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April 26th, 2009, 06:55 PM | #113 |
Her name is Itoshii
Name: Nani
Location: Charlotte, NC
Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311
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You absentmindedly say hello to a guy wearing an Alpinestars t-shirt even though he's not on a bike...
This happened to me today at the Carolina Zoo!! The other friends I was with, also riders, were
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April 26th, 2009, 08:24 PM | #114 |
ninjette.org sage
Name: Tim
Location: Portland, OR
Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2009 SE Ninja 250R Posts: 796
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If you buy snowboarding pants predominantly to be used as rain gear (gonna do it tomorrow)
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April 27th, 2009, 05:51 PM | #115 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Joe
Location: Buffalo NY
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Hey tim, If you check in a sporting goods store or section, You can sometimes find just the waterproof shell pants. Their like wind breakers only waterproof. I picked a pair up from dicks for like $15. Theyre lightweight, roll up real small, and are easy to throw on over a pair of pants.
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April 27th, 2009, 10:23 PM | #116 |
ninjette.org sage
Name: Tim
Location: Portland, OR
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ya thanks, I was thinking along those lines too but I actually need snowboarding pants too. So figured I'd kill two birds with one stone...
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April 29th, 2009, 06:52 AM | #117 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
Location: San Jose, CA
Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot.
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You spend your time spent in your car in traffic thinking of bumper stickers/license plate covers to let the motorcyclists know you ride..
For example: Stuck in Cage - would rather be riding. My other ride is a Ninja Wave to me! I am stuck in a cage! Motorcyclist trapped in Cage And so on...
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April 29th, 2009, 07:25 PM | #118 | |
Her name is Itoshii
Name: Nani
Location: Charlotte, NC
Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311
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April 30th, 2009, 05:09 PM | #119 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Whodat
Location: Ware Is.,MA
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You might be a motorcyclists if you continue to ride even if your nuts and butt hurts.
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April 30th, 2009, 05:12 PM | #120 |
So slow I'm first!
Name: Sunny
Location: San Jose, CA
Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot.
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Play in photoshop but mainly mess around with motorcycle photos... O.o
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