April 11th, 2009, 04:14 PM | #81 | |
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this thread is hilarious. nb edit: woohoo started the 3rd page....
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April 11th, 2009, 04:15 PM | #82 |
dirty old man
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A Dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste nb
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April 11th, 2009, 06:52 PM | #83 |
Ms. Personality
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April 12th, 2009, 11:17 AM | #84 |
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Whould ya like to go home on my bike or yours?
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April 13th, 2009, 10:08 AM | #85 |
So slow I'm first!
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Just read this one -
Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago: Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!" She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully. And I thought this one was pretty good: While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet: "I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"
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April 13th, 2009, 01:08 PM | #86 |
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I was never good with pickup lines so I always let the ladies pick me up.
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April 13th, 2009, 01:42 PM | #87 |
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April 13th, 2009, 01:57 PM | #88 |
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Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the five bucks?
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April 13th, 2009, 02:40 PM | #89 |
Revolver Wario
Name: Jeffrey
Location: La Palma, CA
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My friend got this the other day.
Guy: blah blah blah buy my newspaper subscription plz I'm pur Friend: Sorry, I need to get to class right now. Guy: Oh I'm sorry to have kept you. By the way I love your diamonds. Friend: What? Guy: The ones in your eyes. Friend: I need to go now. LOL. I agree that "hi" is the best pickup line ;D
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April 13th, 2009, 03:35 PM | #90 |
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April 13th, 2009, 03:37 PM | #91 |
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Kris, thanks for bringing it back up again. LOL
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May 1st, 2009, 09:04 AM | #92 |
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I have stopped breathing because you leave me breathless. Do you know CPR?
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May 1st, 2009, 09:26 AM | #93 |
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hi, my name is pogo....wanna jump on my stick?
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May 1st, 2009, 12:18 PM | #94 |
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How about this classic:
Your place or mine? |
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May 1st, 2009, 04:26 PM | #95 |
Ms. Personality
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Seems most like pick up lines directly refer to the bedroom. Anybody use any of these and keep a man/woman (for more than one night)?
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May 1st, 2009, 04:41 PM | #96 |
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Why would anyone want to keep her for another night? Next.
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May 1st, 2009, 05:15 PM | #97 |
Ms. Personality
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Ouch.
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May 1st, 2009, 05:29 PM | #98 | |
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As for bedroom related pickup lines... if bedroom time is the ultimate goal and this is a single line attempt, you have to go for the finish on the first try. And don't you usually test drive something before you decide to keep it? wait, I bought my 250 before riding it... or anything else haha
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May 1st, 2009, 06:27 PM | #99 |
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I have to say I think some women are worse then men when it come to dirty thoughts and pick up lines.. my friends anyways..lol..
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May 1st, 2009, 07:22 PM | #100 |
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I can't believe that. By the way, where do you girls hang out again?
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May 1st, 2009, 08:32 PM | #101 |
So slow I'm first!
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Oscar... I am guessing somewhere in Canada... Just thrown that out there for ya...
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May 1st, 2009, 08:35 PM | #102 |
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well i have to admit most of us girls in canada are worse than men.
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May 2nd, 2009, 04:44 AM | #103 |
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May 2nd, 2009, 09:30 AM | #104 |
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come up anytime guys and gals. us canadian are famous for our hospitality espescially on the east coast were being laid back is a lifestyle.
just wish i had more time to do it. boss just called starting full time again on monday (2nd job) |
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May 3rd, 2009, 06:27 AM | #105 |
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I just won the lottery, do you know where they sell extra large condoms?
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May 3rd, 2009, 07:52 AM | #106 | |
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Huh huH HuH hUH Hhuh, She said "Laid Back". Heheh HHHehehheee
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May 3rd, 2009, 09:22 PM | #107 | |
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"so i thought, yeah chicks dig motorcycle dudes. but i like to wear short shorts and i could get burnt or fall or who knows what. so i just bought a helmet. i walk into the bar and put my helmet down. girl goes, i see you ride a motorcycle. i say, yeah i ride. (pretends to rev with left hand) yeah a little bit of that, they call that the vroom vroom stick. so this girl is like, i wanna go for a ride on your bike (all sexy like). im like, ok yeah lets go and i grab her hand. i go outside, go to an empty parking spot. Oh noooo, my bike, its gone!!! it was right here, i know it cuz thats my oil, yeah i put cinnamon in my oil so i know its mine. i shoulda watched the news to see where a burned down house was, and ask her to drive me there and say "ohh noo!! my house!!! take me to your home and make love to me!! its all i have!!" except for a lot of bars i think dont allow u to take your helmet inside (apparently those things work wonders for bashing brains in). rolling in ATGATT works im sure though |
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May 3rd, 2009, 09:24 PM | #108 |
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canadian hospitality, eh?
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May 6th, 2009, 06:36 AM | #109 |
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You walk up to your gf with your riding pants on. She says "is that armor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Not a pick-up line but kinda funny. Last futzed with by Snake; May 6th, 2009 at 09:17 AM. |
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November 22nd, 2009, 02:04 PM | #110 |
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November 24th, 2009, 06:15 PM | #111 |
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The only pick-up line a man or woman needs: I have a 250 Ninja. Would you like to go for a ride?
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November 24th, 2009, 06:47 PM | #112 |
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Unfortunately that wouldn't work in the colder season around here. I figure i'd revive the thread now that a few of us are single that we could use some pointers or a good laugh.
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November 24th, 2009, 07:04 PM | #113 |
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nice socks...
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November 24th, 2009, 07:18 PM | #114 |
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I vibrate more than a motorcycle
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November 24th, 2009, 07:20 PM | #115 |
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November 24th, 2009, 07:22 PM | #116 |
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you have to admire the spunk of the youngings
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November 24th, 2009, 07:43 PM | #117 |
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Not a pick up line but a funny comeback
I'm not your type I'm not inflatable
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November 24th, 2009, 07:47 PM | #118 |
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November 24th, 2009, 07:49 PM | #119 |
Professional belly dancer
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November 24th, 2009, 07:54 PM | #120 |
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That must a Toronto thing ....maritimers love men and that includes Newfoundland
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