Crashed my 2fiddy (NSFW as long as Jiggles is on Percoset)

[etiainen]

Yes. You are injured. Time to use those pity points!

[Jiggles]

Lol, they already do everything for me except wipe my ass

[etiainen]

WAAAHH?!?! You need to get that done for free as well.

Wipin' is just too much work.

[choneofakind]

Originally Posted by trixter

What camera and mount? I havent seen any gas cap mounts for the gopro

It's a generic tank mount for a Kawasaki bike. I don't have a GoPro. I use a Flip HD, which uses a standard 1/4" mount. You could definitely get that and then use the GoPro 1/4" mount converter thingy and it would work just fine. Kevin had that as an option and he's how I found that in the first place.

I plan to use it for a gps (with some creative RAM parts) as well, because although my gps will suction mount to my tank, I'm not sure I trust it there for long periods of time.

[lc86]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

You goddamn Indians. Wait I'm sorry that was rude, you goddamn native americans, sorry bout that.

If it makes you feel better the lead time for an appointment is usually over a month. I tried scheduling one today for my shoulder and the next available one is in June, so I have to try for a sameday on Friday or I'm boned.

Also, say what you want but in the end we are all the same. No matter what race we are we all dream of the day we can retire on whore island with cocaine and hookers.

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Then they will just ask for it and what am I gna say? **** OFF AND MAKE ME DINNER BITCH!!!

Exactly!

[Jiggles]

Haha, I know I'm just joking around. I think its cool that you get free medical care and I'm totally jealous, hope you know how lucky you are.

[lc86]

Originally Posted by trixter

Ahh. I guess its because I am from a different tribe than the local ones so they dont cover anything that is not done in house. Although the Miwok are having issues, the casino almost went bankrupt last year and they worked out a deal where the first money went to the clinic and any surplus went to pay creditors. I noticed they cut some services about that time as well so that may have something to do with it.

I might be able to get stuff done through the tribe I am a citizen of, with referrals and all that. They dont pay anyone just for being a tribal member instead rolling all that money into education and health services.

All the rest of you need to gamble more.

That is correct, if you go to another tribes Indian Health the benefits go down drastically. Lucky for us our tribe still has enough for education benefits and a monthly stipend. I'd like to keep it that way so all of you crackers need to blow your settlement moneys at the local casinos.

[lc86]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Haha, I know I'm just joking around. I think its cool that you get free medical care and I'm totally jealous, hope you know how lucky you are.

I do, its definitely nice to have. I also get free medical through the VA clinic so that is my backup plan. Its too bad you weren't in the service, a broken Femur would have been an automatic discharge, pension, and free medical for life.

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by lc86

I do, its definitely nice to have. I also get free medical through the VA clinic so that is my backup plan. Its too bad you weren't in the service, a broken Femur would have been an automatic discharge, pension, and free medical for life.

I think a tank landing on my leg might be worse though ahha

[lc86]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I think a tank landing on my leg might be worse though ahha

I was thinking more along the lines of Navy and breaking your Femur in a whorehouse in spain while coming up with new positions and having 6 gopro cameras catching it on video it from every angle.

[choneofakind]

Originally Posted by trixter

This looks nice, I will certainly consider how I would use this. I think I can mount a fire control system to it for the rockets I am going to mount to my fairings :P

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by lc86

I was thinking more along the lines of Navy and breaking your Femur in a whorehouse in spain while coming up with new positions and having 6 gopro cameras catching it on video it from every angle.

Jesus, how fat are the women in spain?

[lc86]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Jesus, how fat are the women in spain?

Not at all, they are quite the opposite, but who says you are limited to only one, plus cocaine is one hell of a drug. Those places bring out the best in people, I had one buddy say "I would never pay for sex, ill go in for the show but that's it." As soon as we walked in 2 girls walked up to him (the uglier ones of course, although still hot) and he was in the back within a minute. One of my other buddies one hired one to videotape him doing 2 others. Pure insanity.

[gfloyd2002]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Good news though, I changed my underwear without any help last night.

If I had a dollar for every time I said that . . .

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Guys, I'm losing my mind here, I'm so utterly bored. I'm so goddamn bored that I actually ordered that book that @gfloyd2002 recommended.

Man, you are desperate if you are listening to me.

Originally Posted by etiainen

Put the remote in your mouth or on your crotch. Problem solved.

That would totally not deter his mother, I'm afraid. Yes, I went there.

Wait. I've forgotten to quote a study or include statistics this post. Better answer this question . . .

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Jesus, how fat are the women in spain?

Average bodymass index of women in Spain is 26.33. Not as fat as world-leading Polynesian and Tongan women (32 and 34), but well fatter than skinny Ethiopians (20).

[Jiggles]

Haha floyd I was going to look at that book if it was free but then I was like nahhhhhh. Extreme boredom has set in however. The internet is boring, tv is boring, video games are boring, I think books are my last option.

[CZroe]

Originally Posted by trixter

you are a big boy now

Damn you! That's almost exactly what I was going to write! :P

"Mommy, WOW! I'm a big boy now." I already had it written in another tab to post when I finished catching up on the thread.

[Jiggles]

Noticeable muscle loss in my calf

[Jiggles]

I want to bend my leg (stretch my thigh) but it is super super tight and bending gets painful. I'm thinking about slowly stretching it but I'm concerned about the force it will exert on my bone, think I'll talk to my doc before I start trying to stretch it and loosen up the thigh

[gfloyd2002]

Originally Posted by trixter

BMI does not measure fat, the question was how fat are they. When BMI was created in the 1800s it was just to measure differences in a society and not intended to be a measure of health in any way shape or form. Professional athletes have a high BMI because of extra muscle, after all it is just a height to weight ratio. Bone density (something Jiggles could use more of), muscle mass, organs, etc all contribute to your BMI.

The government recommends using it though and you can always trust the government to do the right thing in every circumstance so I guess its ok.

Sounds like somebody may be big boned. Also, have you seen Tongan women? It isn't muscle. This is a better judge that weight alone, which doesn't take into account height. Since there isn't world data readily available on body fat percentage, it'll have to do. Particularly in this silly thread, I'm gonna call it close enough.

[Jiggles]

Look at this asshole



dick took my spot

[Firehorse]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Then they will just ask for it and what am I gna say? **** OFF AND MAKE ME DINNER BITCH!!!

You still have only one broken leg?

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by Firehorse

You still have only one broken leg?

What?

Also here is my new wheel chair. The foot rest is way too short but I probably wouldnt be able to use it anyway



We put a little sling for my foot on it make it a bit more comfortable

[Firehorse]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

What?

Just making sure your lovely helper ladies didn't read that comment and break your other leg. JK

Also here is my new wheel chair. The foot rest is way too short but I probably wouldnt be able to use it anyway

We put a little sling for my foot on it make it a bit more comfortable

Nice rigging job
Have you already got physio going to keep your muscles moving?

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by Firehorse

Just making sure your lovely helper ladies didn't read that comment and break your other leg. JK


Nice rigging job
Have you already got physio going to keep your muscles moving?

Nope, check out my calf

[Firehorse]

Are you allowed to do any exercises at all or supposed to avoid any movement?

[Jiggles]

I have some exercises to do but I can't put any weight on my leg, its more to keep blood moving through the leg

[Firehorse]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I have some exercises to do but I can't put any weight on my leg, its more to keep blood moving through the leg

Well, keep it up then, blood clots are no fun either. How's the video editing stuff going? Trying to find the right software to do some of mine but just too aggravating at the moment with the crap I have. Mmm sounds like an excuse..hmm yes probably is

Anyhoo, off to check out the night creatures. Night for now.

[Jiggles]

I get an injection in my stomach every day for blood clots lol, its painful. I'm emailing power director telling them to fix the program or refund my money. Until they fix it I can't edit and I don't want to blow money on a diff program yet

[bluepoof]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I get an injection in my stomach every day for blood clots

I think that would freak me out more than the broken leg in the first place. Yikes!

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by bluepoof

I think that would freak me out more than the broken leg in the first place. Yikes!

It is definitely more painful at the time. I have my mom do it because I am a huge pussy. She has to clean some fatty part of my stomach then pinch the fat and stab a 3/4 needle in, then inject the whole thing and pull it out. It stings pretty bad and the pain stays for about half an hour. But, at least I won't die from a blood clot lol

[Kstorm21]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

It is definitely more painful at the time. I have my mom do it because I am a huge pussy. She has to clean some fatty part of my stomach then pinch the fat and stab a 3/4 needle in, then inject the whole thing and pull it out. It stings pretty bad and the pain stays for about half an hour. But, at least I won't die from a blood clot lol

I'm sure she enjoys it. She's probably thinking of all the terrible stuff you did as a kid and jabs you.

[Disturbed]

dayyum, thats nastyy, but atleast you got off better than me. I broke my left hand in three places and got 11 stitches on the head..just make sure you take the Physio seriously once the doc tell ya cause the muscles get pretty stiff due to lack of action!

[coolbreeze]

Jiggles, did you already have some blood issues? They never mentioned that to me, but I was always trying to move it anyway.

I still remember my first day of PT, if I could have grabbed that damn therapist, I would be in jail today.

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by trixter

I had that problem with the one they gave me at the hospital. It was a bit painful where the rest hit my leg. I ended up just not using that part and putting my leg down which was far more comfortable.

Yea I just don't use the foot rest and instead the calf rest, its a bit uncomfortable, but I need to get out of this damn house

Originally Posted by Kstorm21

I'm sure she enjoys it. She's probably thinking of all the terrible stuff you did as a kid and jabs you.

Shes like, **** ur jiggles

Originally Posted by Disturbed

dayyum, thats nastyy, but atleast you got off better than me. I broke my left hand in three places and got 11 stitches on the head..just make sure you take the Physio seriously once the doc tell ya cause the muscles get pretty stiff due to lack of action!

Dude, I would greatly prefer a broken hand.

Originally Posted by coolbreeze

Jiggles, did you already have some blood issues? They never mentioned that to me, but I was always trying to move it anyway.

I still remember my first day of PT, if I could have grabbed that damn therapist, I would be in jail today.

No, no blood issues, but since I really can't move my leg, they were concerned with blood clots, especially in the hospital. So they gave me 2 weeks of injections for the home. Yea my PT guy at the hospital pushed me really hard, and then when I was in a lot of pain and sitting on the side of the bed, he was like you need to keep sitting here for a while, lets have you brush your teeth.

Whole time I'm like **** I JUST WNA LIE DOWN, but now, I'm glad he wouldn't let me

[coolbreeze]

No, my hospital therapy was fine. It's when I went to PT and they wanted to check range of movement for leg. He had me sit on a table and he literally forced my leg to bend.

[Jiggles]

You broke your femur too right? I try to stretch out the thigh muscle and it's so painful haha

[etiainen]

My raid won't rebuild....

[coolbreeze]

Originally Posted by Jiggles

You broke your femur too right? I try to stretch out the thigh muscle and it's so painful haha

yep, my right femur. It was very minimal movement, especially this early, but it was something for me to do to keep from being too bored. I think I was doing toe circles.

[Jiggles]

Ah, since I have a pin I have more movement, they gave me exercises like lift my leg (I can't do it need help haha) butt squeezes thigh squeezes ankle flexing, fun stuff