July 20th, 2009, 10:44 AM | #121 |
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A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born. -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., poet, novelist, essayist, and physician (1809-1894)
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July 20th, 2009, 12:02 PM | #122 |
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Overheard at a nude beach
"who would have thought that Keith Richards would outlive Michael Jackson"
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July 27th, 2009, 10:14 AM | #123 |
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An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. -Bonnie Friedman, author (b. 1958)
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July 27th, 2009, 12:41 PM | #124 |
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I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us. -Konrad Lorenz, ethologist, Nobel laureate (1903-1989)
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July 31st, 2009, 06:25 PM | #125 |
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a joint a day keeps the doctor away
i ate all my apples
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August 9th, 2009, 11:07 AM | #126 |
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It is good to rub and polish your mind against that of others. -Michel de Montaigne, essayist (1533-1592)
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August 9th, 2009, 11:08 AM | #127 |
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Silence is the severest criticism. -Charles Buxton, brewer, philanthropist, writer and politician (1823-1871)
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August 10th, 2009, 10:28 AM | #128 |
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I am an uncompromising opponent of violent methods even to serve the noblest of causes. -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
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September 14th, 2009, 03:45 PM | #129 |
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"Did God have a mother?" Children, when told that God made the heavens and the earth, innocently ask whether God had a mother. This deceptively simple question has stumped the elders of the church and embarrassed the finest theologians, precipitating some of the thorniest theological debates over the centuries. All the great religions have elaborate mythologies surrounding the divine act of Creation, but none of them adequately confronts the logical paradoxes inherent in the question that even children ask. -Michio Kaku, physicist (b. 1947)
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September 15th, 2009, 06:58 PM | #130 |
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Now this was funny to me. Today at work, Rick (our mechanic) said this at the end of the day, during our talk about a co-workers Drinking talents!
"Mark will out drink you and Rub your Dick in the Dirt!" |
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September 15th, 2009, 08:37 PM | #131 |
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Some fortune cookies I have collected over the years(some are good, most are silly):
"A healthy way of living is be good to your health." "Action is the proper fruit of knowledge." "You are not illiterate." "You are almost there." "A big fortune will descend upon you this year." "Don't panic." "Tastes like chicken." "Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you." "Your fortune is as sweet as you." "A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month." "Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots." "It's not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie." "Your future looks bright." "A smooth long journey! Great expectations!" "Never argue with a fool." "It could be better, but its good enough." "Look around; happiness is trying to catch you." "Here we go. 'Moo Shu Cereal' for breakfast with duck sauce." |
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September 16th, 2009, 06:15 PM | #132 |
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Only the educated are free. -Epictetus, philosopher (c. 60-120)
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September 16th, 2009, 08:10 PM | #133 |
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Just found this on another forum that look into on occasion
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra
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September 21st, 2009, 08:13 PM | #134 |
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Douglas Adams, satirist (1952-2001)
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September 21st, 2009, 10:24 PM | #135 |
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
found on lastnightstexts
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September 22nd, 2009, 02:18 AM | #136 |
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"Be the change you want to see in the world"
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September 22nd, 2009, 02:18 AM | #137 |
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Or even better:
"Be Kind"
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September 22nd, 2009, 02:19 AM | #138 |
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Or even more true:
"Be"
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September 28th, 2009, 09:02 AM | #139 |
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
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September 29th, 2009, 05:04 PM | #140 |
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The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. -Oscar Wilde, writer (1854-1900)
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October 13th, 2009, 05:33 AM | #141 |
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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace. -Oscar Wilde, writer (1854-1900)
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October 13th, 2009, 05:52 AM | #142 |
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This town needs an enema!
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October 19th, 2009, 08:02 AM | #143 |
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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. -Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)
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October 19th, 2009, 10:04 AM | #144 |
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Heh, today i worked a halfday. So when the guys and i, were standing around bullshitin'.. i tell em: "Alright, im gonna make like a Baby and Head-Out!"
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November 2nd, 2009, 12:30 PM | #145 |
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The tragedy of modern war is not so much that young men die but that they die fighting each other, instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals. -Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)
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November 2nd, 2009, 12:47 PM | #146 |
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Here are a few of my favorites:
"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment" -Unknown "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." -Augusten Burroughs "Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows." -David T. Wolf "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." -Douglas Adams "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." -Lynda Barry |
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November 23rd, 2009, 07:29 AM | #147 |
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Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue. -Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld, moralist (1613-1680)
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November 24th, 2009, 03:23 PM | #148 |
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My personal favorite:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln |
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December 1st, 2009, 05:51 PM | #149 |
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Man can be the most affectionate and altruistic of creatures, yet he's potentially more vicious than any other. He is the only one who can be persuaded to hate millions of his own kind whom he has never seen and to kill as many as he can lay his hands on in the name of his tribe or his God. -Benjamin Spock, pediatrician and author (1903-1998)
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December 1st, 2009, 11:41 PM | #150 |
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Commandment Number One for any truly civilized society is this: Let people be different. -David Grayson [pen name of Ray Stannard Baker], journalist, author (1870-1946)
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December 9th, 2009, 07:19 PM | #151 |
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He felt justified to kill birds for a museum where they would be preserved forever, as some feel justified to eat fish, chicken, or other meat that is digested in hours. Which is more justified? And even if necessary, how do you justify? Those who are familiar with ancient folklore, or are up above the rest of us a moral notch or two, kill "respectfully" by offering prayers or apologies, in the hope that animals will "offer themselves" up to be voluntarily killed. However, it is a sad fact that no animal cares if those who might eat them invent reasons to justify their acts (to make themselves feel good). -Bernd Heinrich, biology professor and author (b. 1940)
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December 11th, 2009, 01:21 PM | #152 |
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Either live your dreams or kill yourself................never compromise.
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December 12th, 2009, 01:03 AM | #153 |
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If your going to ride my ass. You could at least pull my hair.
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December 12th, 2009, 07:35 AM | #154 |
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"Unless you are totally nude, do not lean on this bike"
Sticker seen on a bike...................... somewhere......................... sometime ago.
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December 21st, 2009, 09:23 AM | #155 |
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Never worry about the size of your Cristmass tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall. - Larry Wilde
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December 21st, 2009, 09:43 AM | #156 |
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He who is a good ruler must have first been ruled. - Aristotle
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The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
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If you don't know where you are going you might wind up some place else. - Yogi Berra
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When wealth is lost, nothing is lost, when health is lost, something is lost, when character is lost, all is lost. - Billy Graham
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Happy New Year 2010
Cheers to the New Year and another chance to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
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