The ultimate douchebag.

oreX · May 18th, 2012, 08:45 AM

Xepher2792 · May 18th, 2012, 08:48 AM

Park your bike on his car.

Alex · May 18th, 2012, 09:12 AM

Oh look! A car that still has all of its tire valves intact for the moment!

Reyno2ac · May 18th, 2012, 09:40 AM

So knock a mirror or two off the car...

Ninja1 · May 18th, 2012, 09:42 AM

Someone should puncture 2 of his/her tires in order to make it a 2 wheel vehicle

The things people do ...

Stingray1000 · May 18th, 2012, 10:36 AM

I'd put a big tire mark on the hood so he thinks someone tried to park in the right spot even though he didn't.....

alex.s · May 18th, 2012, 10:46 AM

i agree on @Alex's assessment. car accidentally still has tire valves installed. remove promptly

xSean13 · May 18th, 2012, 10:49 AM

Interesting vanity plate...I see he couldn't fit "douchey" inbetween be-now

dubojr1 · May 18th, 2012, 12:00 PM

Where was this?

I work for our local hospital and I know our security guys would have ticketed and towed this vehicle.

GlassAnkles · May 18th, 2012, 12:17 PM

edit his license plate with masking tape and a sharpie - make it "BE-GAY"

thefly · May 18th, 2012, 12:22 PM

slip a couple tiny crayons under his windshield so when it's raining, he goes to use the windshield wipers they smear a rainbow.

Trailerboy531 · May 18th, 2012, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

i agree on @Alex's assessment. car accidentally still has tire valves installed. remove promptly

Also, am I the only one that sees the Viper in the background?!?

alex.s · May 18th, 2012, 12:48 PM

i saw it, and then proceeded to not care at all.

x only performance · May 20th, 2012, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trailerboy531

Also, am I the only one that sees the Viper in the background?!?

sure look like a vette to me

Trailerboy531 · May 21st, 2012, 10:22 AM

Oh jesus.

I'm going to car lovers hell

massacremasses · May 21st, 2012, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trailerboy531

Oh jesus.

I'm going to car lovers hell

na they totally look the same...

Just kidding. Yes you are.

and yes take the air out of two of his tires and leave a not saying. " I notices you were in a parking spot for two wheeled vehicles, so I decided to help you accomplish that"

cbdallas · May 21st, 2012, 10:50 AM

There's all sorts of fun, non-damaging things you could do to let the douche know how much you appreciate his / her consideration. Molases on the inside of the door handle, loosen all the tire valves, shoe polish on the glass, and the crayons-under-the-wipers is pure genius. Never lower yourself to the level of a criminal and damage a car.

NinjaBoyEddy · May 21st, 2012, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trailerboy531

Also, am I the only one that sees the Viper in the background?!?

lmfao!!
nice

cuz · May 21st, 2012, 11:11 AM

He or She must have use that spot to protect the car from a hit or scratched from others.

TnNinjaGirl · May 21st, 2012, 12:49 PM

I don't see a problem. Kudos to the guy/girl for having the balls to bend the rules.
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Trailerboy531 · May 21st, 2012, 01:56 PM

I'd have wheelied and parked on his hood.

Thug lifeeee

Whiskey · May 21st, 2012, 02:11 PM

Piss on the driver's side door handle and into the vents below the windscreen, leaves the driver with a pissy hand & a car that smells of piss when he turns the A/C on

Malicious Logic · May 21st, 2012, 02:15 PM

The tire valve thing sounds interesting,though not sure what that accomplishes...oh no, has to make a stop at Auto zone to pickup more? Think I'm missing something....

Also good to know Tennessee schools teach that cars = motorcycles.

str8t six · May 21st, 2012, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Logic

The tire valve thing sounds interesting,though not sure what that accomplishes...oh no, has to make a stop at Auto zone to pickup more? Think I'm missing something....
.

if you take out the valve stem, you have to take off the tires and put new ones in. i think

cuz · May 21st, 2012, 02:44 PM

All u have to do is unscrew the cap then use one of these http://www.autozone.com/autozone/acc...ntifier=487510

SC90 · May 21st, 2012, 02:57 PM

HA! Have fun puncturing the tires since the new BMW now has run flats.

choneofakind · May 21st, 2012, 05:33 PM

1) open lock slot with paper clip
2) unzip pants
3) insert stream of whatever bodily fluid you want
4) repeat asap

Trailerboy531 · May 21st, 2012, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SC90

HA! Have fun puncturing the tires since the new BMW now has run flats.

A nice new BMW does indeed have run flats. This BMW, however, is early 2000's and therefore does not have run flats.

CZroe · May 21st, 2012, 07:42 PM

I would not have touched the tires but I might have left a note saying "You're lucky I or someone else didn't help you meet the two-wheeled vehicle qualification. Next time, stay out of our parking space."

folky15 · May 21st, 2012, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbdallas

There's all sorts of fun, non-damaging things you could do to let the douche know how much you appreciate his / her consideration. Molases on the inside of the door handle, loosen all the tire valves, shoe polish on the glass, and the crayons-under-the-wipers is pure genius. Never lower yourself to the level of a criminal and damage a car.

+1
Congrats for posting the only not-stupid thing in this thread

Csmith9 · May 21st, 2012, 08:12 PM

gather a large gang of people to lift the car and move it out of the stall. where it is placed doesn't really matter

alex.s · May 21st, 2012, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trailerboy531

A nice new BMW does indeed have run flats. This BMW, however, is early 2000's and therefore does not have run flats.

Hoodie Ninja · May 21st, 2012, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reyno2ac

So knock a mirror or two off the car...

x2...then he'll have to change his plate to "BE Gone"

Hoodie Ninja · May 21st, 2012, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

Take no offense from this trailerboy...It was just a perfect spot for a meme.

Liist · May 21st, 2012, 08:31 PM

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the inside.

Trailerboy531 · May 21st, 2012, 08:39 PM

Well played @alex.s well played....

miss_syn · May 22nd, 2012, 08:38 AM

Personally I would kill for some motorcycle parking here. Just because someone was lazy and used a motorcycle parking spot, probably because it was closer to the destination, doesn't mean they are entitled to go scott free.

Tickets, towing, and/or boot sounds fantastic.

I did notice some places I've traveled to had slots instead of full spaces for bikes.

315kid · May 23rd, 2012, 03:29 AM

I would have parked my bike close enough so when its on the kick stand its leaning on it the go inside

That way they have to wait for you

dubojr1 · May 23rd, 2012, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 315kid

I would have parked my bike close enough so when its on the kick stand its leaning on it the go inside

That way they have to wait for you

Or just knock your bike over...

315kid · May 23rd, 2012, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubojr1

Or just knock your bike over...

Well if that happens you got there plate number so they would be nice and pay for it

May 18th, 2012, 08:45 AM	#1
oreX ninjette.org member Name: Zach Location: Orlando, fl Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2013 636 - ABS Posts: 173 Blog Entries: 1	The ultimate douchebag.

May 18th, 2012, 09:12 AM	#3
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	Oh look! A car that still has all of its tire valves intact for the moment! __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

May 18th, 2012, 10:36 AM	#6
Stingray1000 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jon Location: Newark, De Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	I'd put a big tire mark on the hood so he thinks someone tried to park in the right spot even though he didn't..... __________________________________________________ http://www.facebook.com/groups/DeMdNjPagrouprides/ I live my life a quarter mile at a time! Who is affraid of the big bad jiggles???? LOL

May 18th, 2012, 10:46 AM	#7
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	i agree on @Alex's assessment. car accidentally still has tire valves installed. remove promptly __________________________________________________

May 18th, 2012, 12:00 PM	#9
dubojr1 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Jacksonville, Florida Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250R SE, 07 Honda CRF230F, 06 Honda CRF150F Posts: A lot.	Where was this? I work for our local hospital and I know our security guys would have ticketed and towed this vehicle. __________________________________________________ 09 250R SE: Paying it forward one post at a time! Don't forget to add yourself to our Member Map

May 18th, 2012, 08:48 AM	#2
Xepher2792 Newbie Researcher Name: Spencer Location: Ventura CA Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): None yet Posts: 48	Park your bike on his car.

May 18th, 2012, 09:40 AM	#4
Reyno2ac ninjette.org member Name: Andrew Location: Michigan Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): Red 2009 Ninja 650r Posts: 209	So knock a mirror or two off the car...

May 18th, 2012, 09:42 AM	#5
Ninja1 ninjette.org member Name: Chadi Location: Ottawa Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R Posts: 67	Someone should puncture 2 of his/her tires in order to make it a 2 wheel vehicle The things people do ...

May 18th, 2012, 10:49 AM	#8
xSean13 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Middle TN Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.	Interesting vanity plate...I see he couldn't fit "douchey" inbetween be-now

May 18th, 2012, 12:17 PM	#10
GlassAnkles ninjette.org member Name: Mo Location: KS Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 02 zx-12r, 13 zx-10r abs Posts: 245	edit his license plate with masking tape and a sharpie - make it "BE-GAY"

May 18th, 2012, 12:22 PM	#11
thefly ninjette.org member Name: Stephie Location: Edmonton Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 12	slip a couple tiny crayons under his windshield so when it's raining, he goes to use the windshield wipers they smear a rainbow.

May 18th, 2012, 12:48 PM	#13
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	i saw it, and then proceeded to not care at all. __________________________________________________

May 21st, 2012, 10:22 AM	#15
Trailerboy531 Gear crash test dummy Name: Max Location: South Bay (So. Cal) Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 race bike, 2014 ZX-636r Posts: A lot.	Oh jesus. I'm going to car lovers hell

May 21st, 2012, 10:50 AM	#17
cbdallas ninjette.org guru Name: Charlie Location: Wylie, TX Join Date: Nov 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Ninja 650R Posts: 317	There's all sorts of fun, non-damaging things you could do to let the douche know how much you appreciate his / her consideration. Molases on the inside of the door handle, loosen all the tire valves, shoe polish on the glass, and the crayons-under-the-wipers is pure genius. Never lower yourself to the level of a criminal and damage a car.

May 21st, 2012, 11:11 AM	#19
cuz cuz Name: Israel Location: Houston (me) Galveston Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	He or She must have use that spot to protect the car from a hit or scratched from others. __________________________________________________ THE GOOD LIFE

May 21st, 2012, 12:49 PM	#20
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	I don't see a problem. Kudos to the guy/girl for having the balls to bend the rules. Posted via Mobile Device

May 21st, 2012, 01:56 PM	#21
Trailerboy531 Gear crash test dummy Name: Max Location: South Bay (So. Cal) Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 race bike, 2014 ZX-636r Posts: A lot.	I'd have wheelied and parked on his hood. Thug lifeeee

May 21st, 2012, 02:11 PM	#22
Whiskey ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Morgan Location: A city twinned with Kawasaki Join Date: Nov 2011 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250, 2010 STR 675 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	Piss on the driver's side door handle and into the vents below the windscreen, leaves the driver with a pissy hand & a car that smells of piss when he turns the A/C on

May 21st, 2012, 02:15 PM	#23
Malicious Logic hates stupid people Name: Mark Location: Oklahoma City Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2005 ZX6R Posts: 860	The tire valve thing sounds interesting,though not sure what that accomplishes...oh no, has to make a stop at Auto zone to pickup more? Think I'm missing something.... Also good to know Tennessee schools teach that cars = motorcycles. __________________________________________________ My vlogging channel: Ma1iciousLogic

May 21st, 2012, 02:44 PM	#25
cuz cuz Name: Israel Location: Houston (me) Galveston Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	All u have to do is unscrew the cap then use one of these http://www.autozone.com/autozone/acc...ntifier=487510 __________________________________________________ THE GOOD LIFE

May 21st, 2012, 02:57 PM	#26
SC90 ninjette.org member Name: Simon Location: Columbus, OH Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250r Posts: 58	HA! Have fun puncturing the tires since the new BMW now has run flats.

May 21st, 2012, 05:33 PM	#27
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	1) open lock slot with paper clip 2) unzip pants 3) insert stream of whatever bodily fluid you want 4) repeat asap

May 21st, 2012, 07:42 PM	#29
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	I would not have touched the tires but I might have left a note saying "You're lucky I or someone else didn't help you meet the two-wheeled vehicle qualification. Next time, stay out of our parking space."

May 21st, 2012, 08:12 PM	#31
Csmith9 ninjette.org member Name: Codi Location: Moose Jaw, Sk, Canada Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Ninja 250 Posts: 76	gather a large gang of people to lift the car and move it out of the stall. where it is placed doesn't really matter

May 21st, 2012, 08:31 PM	#35
Liist ninjette.org guru Name: David Location: Florida Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 357	What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The pricks are on the inside.

May 21st, 2012, 08:39 PM	#36
Trailerboy531 Gear crash test dummy Name: Max Location: South Bay (So. Cal) Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 race bike, 2014 ZX-636r Posts: A lot.	Well played @alex.s well played....

May 22nd, 2012, 08:38 AM	#37
miss_syn my hair matches my bike Name: Tiffany Location: Greater Pittsburgh Metropolitan Area Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Red 250r Posts: 411	Personally I would kill for some motorcycle parking here. Just because someone was lazy and used a motorcycle parking spot, probably because it was closer to the destination, doesn't mean they are entitled to go scott free. Tickets, towing, and/or boot sounds fantastic. I did notice some places I've traveled to had slots instead of full spaces for bikes.

May 23rd, 2012, 03:29 AM	#38
315kid ninjette.org member Name: Joel Location: Oneida Ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2005 kawi 250r Posts: 51	I would have parked my bike close enough so when its on the kick stand its leaning on it the go inside That way they have to wait for you

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