March 23rd, 2012, 09:10 PM | #1 |
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Dumb Craigslist Ads
What's the dumbest craigslist ad that you've seen for a bike (or for anything for that matter)?
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March 23rd, 2012, 09:38 PM | #2 |
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March 23rd, 2012, 09:56 PM | #3 | |
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Location: San Diego, CA
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Name: Josh
Location: San Diego, CA
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March 26th, 2012, 09:59 PM | #5 |
That rider dude.
Name: Eric
Location: Orlando, Fl.
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My ears... are bleeding... I hated it... but couldn't look away.... WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS???
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March 27th, 2012, 03:24 AM | #6 |
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Name: nameless
Location: Maryland
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Read that ad and was like, ehh, that's the 530, what did you expect. Haha
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March 29th, 2012, 05:31 PM | #7 |
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It didn't register with me at first as to why it was stupid. I was like "he is asking 2500 in title but is asking 3500 in body. it may be a typo". Then it registered...the brand name LOL. Maybe it was stolen?
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April 9th, 2012, 12:05 PM | #8 |
Ms. Personality
Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
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April 9th, 2012, 03:52 PM | #9 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
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Whats wrong with that one? Is the price too high? Idk 600s that well to get it lol
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April 9th, 2012, 04:15 PM | #10 | |
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Name: Richard
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April 10th, 2012, 06:34 AM | #11 |
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April 10th, 2012, 07:05 AM | #12 |
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Name: CB
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uhhh... well, when I posted it, it was not the same ad. He went on about it being "hella fast like #1 podium" and "super JDM" It obviously is well written. I feel kind of stupid now....
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April 10th, 2012, 08:09 AM | #13 |
Blue Shell magnet
Name: Nolan
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Ohhhhhh that makes sense now. I was wondering the same thing as everyone else haha. Must've been previously equipped with a flux capacitor and that was the reason for it being "hella fast like #1 podium".
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April 10th, 2012, 09:02 AM | #14 |
Newb..... on a steeek! :D
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Location: Windermere, FL
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I hate when that happens. You link something to show how stupid/funny someone was, but they go and correct it on you before anyone else can see.
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April 13th, 2012, 10:28 AM | #15 |
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Name: Jared
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Should just take a screenshot, upload the pic to an image hosting site, and provide a link to the image. It takes a little while longer, but it ensures that everyone gets to see the same hilarity as you do lol
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April 16th, 2012, 09:39 AM | #16 |
Ms. Personality
Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
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Not Craigslist, but equally funny.
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April 16th, 2012, 10:32 AM | #17 |
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So from this I can deduce that the word gsxr and salvage are interchangeable?
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April 16th, 2012, 10:44 AM | #18 |
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April 16th, 2012, 11:52 AM | #19 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
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Guy didn't even clean that scooter, lol
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April 16th, 2012, 11:57 AM | #20 | |
The Luck Dragon
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April 16th, 2012, 12:05 PM | #21 |
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When I saw the ad, I just didn't know. That's the kind of money I'll spend when I will get a 600. I can't comprehend who would be both rich and dumb enough to buy that POS at that price.
Then again it's OBO. I'll offer $100 and see if anyone outbids me. |
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April 16th, 2012, 12:06 PM | #22 |
The Luck Dragon
Name: William
Location: Stuart, FL
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Ride that thing until it falls apart.
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April 16th, 2012, 12:07 PM | #23 |
Garage Monkey
Name: Richard
Location: North Texas
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It's called "patina" or someshit... apparently, rich old retarded white people like their antiques dirty as ****, and if you clean them, they won't pay for them...
I think it's so their hired help has something to do while they watch. |
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April 16th, 2012, 12:09 PM | #24 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
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I know what patina is and it's not meant to be on a 30 year old scooter lol. It's on old handguns, coins, etc.
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April 16th, 2012, 10:40 PM | #25 |
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April 24th, 2012, 01:10 PM | #26 |
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Location: Indianapolis
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April 24th, 2012, 01:23 PM | #27 |
Newb..... on a steeek! :D
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lol, the only place you'll find a "doom buggy" is on the Haunted Mansion ride at the Disney parks.
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April 26th, 2012, 12:58 PM | #28 |
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http://clarksville.craigslist.org/mcy/2954721219.html
"This bike looks great, is fast off the line, and goes over 130 mph (depending on rider weight)." Well damn!! 130mph. This is probably one of the fastest ninja 250's out there. I wonder how much you have to weight |
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April 26th, 2012, 01:26 PM | #29 |
Ms. Personality
Name: CB
Location: Murvill, TN
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Shoot, that's a good price. Plus now we know who he is and where he lives because he posted his license plate all over Craigslist. Hope it don't get stolled
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April 26th, 2012, 02:21 PM | #30 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Eric
Location: Concord, NC
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Hey, you can't hate a guy for a typo. I'm sure it was supposed to say it goes 30mph...or maybe 13. I suppose it would really depend on rider weight. lol
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April 26th, 2012, 02:24 PM | #31 |
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Name: Eric
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Andy, I'm sure you see all the gems around here on CL. Even better is hoosiertopics. Yikes!
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April 26th, 2012, 02:49 PM | #32 | |
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April 29th, 2012, 12:49 PM | #33 |
Blue Shell magnet
Name: Nolan
Location: Northwest Washington
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Woot! 6 Stroke scooter:
http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/2974773944.html ...Too bad its missing the ped cock |
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May 17th, 2012, 03:53 PM | #34 |
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May 22nd, 2012, 03:28 AM | #35 | |
Dakine...
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Location: DFW
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http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/3030474722.html
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May 23rd, 2012, 02:05 PM | #38 |
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It is kinda dumb. He says he will only sell to someone local. He lives in Hawaii.... It kind of rules out anyone else buying it....
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May 23rd, 2012, 02:37 PM | #39 |
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I think AJ thought he wouldnt sell it to anyone who wasnt "a local"
am I correct? I know how those jerky Hawaiians can be
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May 23rd, 2012, 03:34 PM | #40 |
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I think it's just bad writing when he intended to say "I won't ship the bike".
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