My Dog - The Paradox

cuong-nutz · November 22nd, 2013, 07:24 AM

http://dirty-whiteboy.com/my-dog-the-paradox-8006/

adouglas · November 22nd, 2013, 08:00 AM

So awesome. So true.

I'll always have a couple of dogs in my life. I have two greyhounds now. Not counting the beagle we had when I was a kid, I've had seven dogs.

I've had to care for them when they were sick.

I saw one go through the ravages of cancer.

I've held my old and dear friends as they were put down and it still makes me cry when I think of them.

I've had to attempt CPR on one of them and begged him not to go.

There's nothing quite like coming into a dark bedroom in bare feet at night and stepping in a pile that your puppy has left for you.

My current pair try to dig to China every chance they get.

They put their nose half an inch from my face and stare at me as I sleep, asking "Dad? You in there?"

They eat books.
And shoes.
And magazines.
And furniture.

They bark at the neighbors but ignore wildlife we'd rather not have around.

Dog haiku:

This sofa is mine
You may think that it is yours
But you are so wrong.

I wouldn't trade one single moment.

cuong-nutz · November 22nd, 2013, 08:39 AM

Have you seen this?

http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stori...nny-carson-cry

CynicalC · November 23rd, 2013, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuong-nutz

Have you seen this?

http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stori...nny-carson-cry

That's actually a lot more like this oatmeal comic:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/house

Also, you should support the oatmeal by viewing their content on their site, not some bullshit content aggregator.

Snake · November 23rd, 2013, 10:49 PM

Oh so true. My dog love to scare and bark at the neighbors cat until it got into our yard and then all of a sudden they are best friends. Hhhhhmmm ....what gives?

ChaoSS · November 29th, 2013, 02:53 AM

As written by someone with pint sized dogs....

Bigger dogs tend to act a little better than that. HAve yet to see one of my dogs that wouldn't look at a cat, or treated a cat as anything but vermin to be hunted and run off.

November 22nd, 2013, 07:24 AM	#1
cuong-nutz RIP Alex Name: Cuong Location: Houston, TX Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 2	My Dog - The Paradox http://dirty-whiteboy.com/my-dog-the-paradox-8006/ __________________________________________________ HalfFast Racing Team Serving Greater Houston Area Riders:WFO Riders MotoHouston HPC CMRA Ride Smart Fastline Lone Star Track Days

November 22nd, 2013, 08:00 AM	#2
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	So awesome. So true. I'll always have a couple of dogs in my life. I have two greyhounds now. Not counting the beagle we had when I was a kid, I've had seven dogs. I've had to care for them when they were sick. I saw one go through the ravages of cancer. I've held my old and dear friends as they were put down and it still makes me cry when I think of them. I've had to attempt CPR on one of them and begged him not to go. There's nothing quite like coming into a dark bedroom in bare feet at night and stepping in a pile that your puppy has left for you. My current pair try to dig to China every chance they get. They put their nose half an inch from my face and stare at me as I sleep, asking "Dad? You in there?" They eat books. And shoes. And magazines. And furniture. They bark at the neighbors but ignore wildlife we'd rather not have around. Dog haiku: This sofa is mine You may think that it is yours But you are so wrong. I wouldn't trade one single moment. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

November 22nd, 2013, 08:39 AM	#3
cuong-nutz RIP Alex Name: Cuong Location: Houston, TX Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 2	Have you seen this? http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stori...nny-carson-cry __________________________________________________ HalfFast Racing Team Serving Greater Houston Area Riders:WFO Riders MotoHouston HPC CMRA Ride Smart Fastline Lone Star Track Days

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