March 4th, 2014, 07:27 AM | #1 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
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The most interesting rider in the world
His knees have adjustable compression and rebound damping. He was ATGATT in the womb. His fingers are pre-curved. His skull is SNELL M2010, ECE 22.5 and DOT rated. He rolls the throttle on smoothly and continuously throughout the remainder of life. He achieves lean angles greater than 90 degrees. He convinced Harley-Davidson that V-twins are a bad idea. His knee pucks are worn down from the inside. His palms have Kevlar schaphoid protectors. His eyes are Pinlock-ready. His pajamas have a built-in Level 2 back protector. His motorcycle wheelies before he turns the key. When he lowsides, his bike stands back up out of respect. He counter-countersteers. His race number is divisible by zero. He can look through the turn he just completed. He warms his tires by breathing on them. His bike has a no-sided swingarm. The fly on his trousers is safety wired. Your turn....
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March 4th, 2014, 10:36 AM | #2 |
Ninjette Jockey
Name: Tim
Location: Stockton, Ca
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This sounds a lot like Chuck Norris to me...
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March 4th, 2014, 11:42 AM | #3 |
wat
Name: wat
Location: tustin/long beach
Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much.
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He rides side-saddle while smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper. Without cruise control.
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March 4th, 2014, 11:51 AM | #4 |
dirty boy
Name: Joe
Location: Johnstown, PA
Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Apr '14
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He inadvertently invented the sport of motorcycle gymkhana one day when trying not to ride over any cracks in the road
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March 4th, 2014, 12:01 PM | #5 |
wat
Name: wat
Location: tustin/long beach
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Blog Entries: 5
MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14
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Once while he was smuggling gin, the police managed to pop two of his tires. not to be bested, he balanced the car on the remaining two wheels and completed the smuggle ahead of schedule. After seeing the effectiveness of two wheels, he invented the motorcycle.
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March 4th, 2014, 01:08 PM | #6 |
dirty boy
Name: Joe
Location: Johnstown, PA
Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Apr '14
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He once entered a TT race as an Indie by mistake as he mistook it for a leisure group ride meet up he had signed up for. He went on to win on stock IRCs
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March 4th, 2014, 02:32 PM | #7 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Whodat
Location: Ware Is.,MA
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I've seen that guy before. Isn't he from Vermont?
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March 4th, 2014, 03:26 PM | #8 |
Participant
Name: Dave
Location: South of Seattle
Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much.
MOTM - Aug '15
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"I don't always ride bikes, but when I do, I prefer BMW."
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March 4th, 2014, 04:29 PM | #9 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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He is so cool his leathers need no perforation.
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March 4th, 2014, 05:39 PM | #10 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Ant
Location: Wooster
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He is the model they used for the guy on top of the first place trophy!
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March 4th, 2014, 06:04 PM | #11 |
Participant
Name: Dave
Location: South of Seattle
Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much.
MOTM - Aug '15
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He kickstarts his bike with the flick of his wrist.
Fun thread! The New Yorker magazine had an an interesting article about the guy 3 years ago (not the most interesting article in the world, mind you): He's just a nice, kind of funny jewish guy from New York (maybe it was New Jersey... Damn it! Can't remember). |
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March 4th, 2014, 07:40 PM | #12 |
Ninjette Jockey
Name: Tim
Location: Stockton, Ca
Join Date: Oct 2010 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R, Harley Davidson Heritage Softail, 2 Honda Monkeys, Polini & GRC mini GP Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 3
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In his spare time, he gives riding lessons to Keith Code.
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March 4th, 2014, 08:18 PM | #13 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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When he hangs off, it's with three butt cheeks.
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March 4th, 2014, 08:24 PM | #14 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13
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He won the Dakar. On a Hayabusa.
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March 4th, 2014, 08:25 PM | #15 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13
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He requires 150 octane.
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March 4th, 2014, 08:25 PM | #16 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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He flosses with safety wire.
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March 4th, 2014, 08:26 PM | #17 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13
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Rossi calls him "The Doctor."
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March 4th, 2014, 10:56 PM | #18 |
Your face
Name: Wes
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.
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He rides pillion...by himself
He has never stalled a bike, but bikes have been too scared to move
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March 5th, 2014, 10:10 AM | #19 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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The Isle of Man is named for him.
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March 5th, 2014, 08:52 PM | #20 |
Your face
Name: Wes
Location: SF Bay Area
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He really does wheelie to safety
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March 6th, 2014, 05:59 AM | #21 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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The patch on his vest says 0.0000000000000000001%
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March 6th, 2014, 08:40 AM | #22 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
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Blog Entries: 6
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His bicycle has a slipper clutch.
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March 6th, 2014, 08:49 AM | #23 |
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Name: Ant
Location: Wooster
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He rode the Baja 1000 just for the time in the sun!
Ducati named the Diavel after him |
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March 6th, 2014, 08:50 AM | #24 |
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Name: Ant
Location: Wooster
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Even his underwear is carbon fibre
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March 6th, 2014, 08:59 AM | #25 |
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Name: Ant
Location: Wooster
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In a race the pace car follows him
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March 6th, 2014, 12:56 PM | #26 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
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Blog Entries: 6
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His burnouts are classified "five alarms."
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March 6th, 2014, 12:57 PM | #27 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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He carved the canyons in the first place.
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March 6th, 2014, 01:09 PM | #28 |
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Name: Mark
Location: Portland
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His cage is an actual cage.
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March 6th, 2014, 01:22 PM | #29 |
dirty boy
Name: Joe
Location: Johnstown, PA
Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Apr '14
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He won the 24hr Le Mans in 2 hours, 57 minutes and 33 seconds
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March 6th, 2014, 02:28 PM | #30 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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He is homologated.
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March 6th, 2014, 02:31 PM | #31 |
Participant
Name: Dave
Location: South of Seattle
Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much.
MOTM - Aug '15
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GPS asks him for directions.
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March 8th, 2014, 06:21 AM | #32 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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He wins track days.
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March 8th, 2014, 10:30 AM | #33 |
Ninjette Jockey
Name: Tim
Location: Stockton, Ca
Join Date: Oct 2010 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R, Harley Davidson Heritage Softail, 2 Honda Monkeys, Polini & GRC mini GP Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 3
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He can do a wheelie on a unicycle!
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March 8th, 2014, 10:42 AM | #34 |
Ninjette Jockey
Name: Tim
Location: Stockton, Ca
Join Date: Oct 2010 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R, Harley Davidson Heritage Softail, 2 Honda Monkeys, Polini & GRC mini GP Posts: A lot.
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When he races he doesn't win, he just allows you to lose.
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March 8th, 2014, 10:56 AM | #35 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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March 8th, 2014, 03:50 PM | #36 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Ant
Location: Wooster
Join Date: Dec 2013 Motorcycle(s): Ducati 999 2012 Ninja 250r Ducati748 Yellow finally running 2003 SV650 S (SOLD) Posts: A lot.
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He uses his own skin for Leathers
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March 10th, 2014, 05:06 AM | #37 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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Hie rides gymkhana. Backwards.
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March 10th, 2014, 09:39 AM | #38 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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He never asks which oil to use, which tires are best or what the right pressures are.
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March 10th, 2014, 09:53 AM | #39 |
Nerd
Name: Chris
Location: Tujunga
Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ducati Hyperstrada Posts: 672
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-Win.
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March 10th, 2014, 05:48 PM | #40 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
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The layout of every track in the world is embedded in his genetic memory.
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