drunk to this post when you're thread.

[8gauge]

Ok, so it's pretty simple. Post here if you're drunk out of your mind. If you can remember, post what you drank to get there and whatever nonsense you like. Or even pics of drunk people that have fallen prey to the sober
post pics pls! (I would post, but i'll do it in the morning, seeing as how i'm getting drunk and lazy right now and can't figure where the hell I left my camera)

Just got done playing COD : Black Ops, and found that it was pretty pointless. It's pretty amazing how 3 beers can get you hammered? maybe it's a placebo effect since I see it as "3" instead of "just beer". What's your poison of choice? Yay for belligerent inducing beverages!


Disclaimer* NO. i do NOT condone drinking and riding. or even operating some form of motorized transportation. If you want to kill yourself, feel free to...But not at the expense of innocent people and other riders on the road. Be smart, ride safe.

[spooph]

Lol, I saw 5:53 AM and was like, DAMN! Alcoholic... Then I saw GUAM, and I was like... OK, cool. Yup, I'm pretty much done after 3 beers as well, 3 proper beers that is. I prefer the stouts...

[backinthesaddleagain]

As I get older I have less tolerance. A couple margarita and I am done.

[Flow]

Does Green Dragon count?

[8gauge]

Not limited to beer. Any alcohol. Heck, even if you got drunk off Bacardi silver, tell us about it.

[Blackwidow]

i admit, i have drank and drove...but I was not drunk per se..I had a beer maybe two. I have been pulled over and was honest about it too, and wasn't cited or arrested, cuz I still was capable of walking the straight line and/or following the tip of the pen with my eyes only.

but I will NEVER get on a bike after even one beer. no spank you.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by Blackwidow

i admit, i have drank and drove...but I was not drunk per se..I had a beer maybe two. I have been pulled over and was honest about it too, and wasn't cited or arrested, cuz I still was capable of walking the straight line and/or following the tip of the pen with my eyes only.

but I will NEVER get on a bike after even one beer. no spank you.

You got lucky!

[Blackwidow]

it could have been luck.... but having to tell the cop ya i had two beers about 3 hours ago and have had water since then, kind of helped.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by Blackwidow

it could have been luck.... but having to tell the cop ya i had two beers about 3 hours ago and have had water since then, kind of helped.

Aw there is more to the story! I don't think i'd even said anything if it was 3 hour before hand. I think beer goes though your system with in two hours. May be wrong, im no doctor.

[sombo]

It's one serving per hour to stay under the limit. It takes an hour for one serving of beer, a shot of liquor, or glass of wine to be absorbed by the body. At least that's the standard the medical profession goes by in all the DD videos and references I've seen.

So after that 3hrs since your last beer, you probably would have even passed a breathalyzer test.

[Snake]

I am a light weight as well. 3 servings of any type of alcohol and I am feeling good. My worst enemy is tequila, it makes my clothes fall off.

[Sailariel]

I like my Scotch curled up on the couch listening to the stereo. Some old Coltraine is always a plus.

[Cab305]

Not to sound like some kind of fiend....

But my computer time overlaps my recreational time, therefore all my posts should just be in this one thread from now on.

[Flow]

Well, shot of GD and my chair seems to be vibrating.

[tapdiggy]

Does the diametric opposite of drunk count? I don't drink alcoholic beverages, but I am near constantly under the effects of high levels of caffeine.

[ally99]

Hubby brews pretty high gravity beers. 3 of those and I'm done for the night! 2 is perfect! :-)
Cab, your post cracked me up!

[Sailariel]

When I came back from Vietnam, people did not know I drank until they saw me sober. At some point six months later, I decided that I did not want to leave my Liver to the Smithsonian to be used as a door stop. I now enjoy 1 glass of red wine with supper and a very ocassional shot of really good single malt Scotch. Alcohol intake beyond that makes me stupid--and I don't like that feeling. Also, Never alcohol when motorcycling or bicycling. One drink limit when I use the cage.

[Sailariel]

Originally Posted by tapdiggy

Does the diametric opposite of drunk count? I don't drink alcoholic beverages, but I am near constantly under the effects of high levels of caffeine.

Truong, We have to get together. We have a coffee shop here that is run by a friend, who makes outrageously strong coffee. Love the stuff!

[tapdiggy]

Originally Posted by Sailariel

Truong, We have to get together. We have a coffee shop here that is run by a friend, who makes outrageously strong coffee. Love the stuff!

Ya. might have to check that out.

[hoodadooda]

I'm pretty new to drinking since I actually waited for my 21st last July. I got to own and ride my ninja at 19 before my first beer at 21. "SUPERCOOL"
Tried Whiskey, too strong, will have to give it time and more consideration
Tried beer, still disgusting no matter how much I drank... (been told a thousand times it is an acquired taste) NO.
Tried rum, ok, but still didn't taste right to me.
So far my favorite is vodka, specifically by Pinnacle. Goes down pretty smooth straight and leaves this tingling sensation in my throat and mouth.

Also, mixed drinks with vodka are good, but I can never seem to mix them right and I torture myself sipping them... so straight it is.

[8gauge]

Originally Posted by hoodadooda

I'm pretty new to drinking since I actually waited for my 21st last July. I got to own and ride my ninja at 19 before my first beer at 21. "SUPERCOOL"
Tried Whiskey, too strong, will have to give it time and more consideration
Tried beer, still disgusting no matter how much I drank... (been told a thousand times it is an acquired taste) NO.
Tried rum, ok, but still didn't taste right to me.
So far my favorite is vodka, specifically by Pinnacle. Goes down pretty smooth straight and leaves this tingling sensation in my throat and mouth.

Also, mixed drinks with vodka are good, but I can never seem to mix them right and I torture myself sipping them... so straight it is.

Not to be a james bond cliche douche bag, but it's always shaken man, not mixed. Myth busters did an episode on this topic. There IS a difference. It's all about trial and error for how much alcohol "tastes good" for you. But the trial and error is the fun part because you get drunk.

My favorite is a Carabou Lou : 151/Malibu/pineapple. Made famous from Tech 9.

[bluepoof]

I'm not completely drunk, but I had enough wine at dinner to figure I qualify for this thread. I had a good ride today followed by an AMAZING dinner at a local steakhouse with a girlfriend for no other reason than to go out and have girl's night. Wine was a 2006 Bodegas Muga Rioja Reserva -- highly recommended!

[hoodadooda]

Originally Posted by 8gauge

Not to be a james bond cliche douche bag, but it's always shaken man, not mixed. Myth busters did an episode on this topic. There IS a difference. It's all about trial and error for how much alcohol "tastes good" for you. But the trial and error is the fun part because you get drunk.

My favorite is a Carabou Lou : 151/Malibu/pineapple. Made famous from Tech 9.

I actually never thought to shake it lol
Also, I'll have to try that Carabou Lou. Sounds good! I'm personally more into trying new drinks versus JUST getting drunk. I mean, I'm still new enough to the feeling that it's still fun, but I can see where it loses it's appeal. Trying new things never gets old though.

[8gauge]

Originally Posted by hoodadooda

I actually never thought to shake it lol
Also, I'll have to try that Carabou Lou. Sounds good! I'm personally more into trying new drinks versus JUST getting drunk. I mean, I'm still new enough to the feeling that it's still fun, but I can see where it loses it's appeal. Trying new things never gets old though.

you'll love a carabou lou (done right). The malibu and pineapple mask the gag reflex but at the same time you taste the spice of liquor. If you have too much though, prepare for a massive hangover. dead serious.

as of right now, right now, 4 Corona's. Just went through a eff'd up ordeal today, wont get into details because ninjette.org is too awesome to deal with petty B.S.

I'm having the lady of the house pick up some more alcohol. maybe i'll have a video up of me being silly and drunk. MAYBE. lol

[hoodadooda]

Originally Posted by 8gauge

you'll love a carabou lou (done right). The malibu and pineapple mask the gag reflex but at the same time you taste the spice of liquor. If you have too much though, prepare for a massive hangover. dead serious.

as of right now, right now, 4 Corona's. Just went through a eff'd up ordeal today, wont get into details because ninjette.org is too awesome to deal with petty B.S.

I'm having the lady of the house pick up some more alcohol. maybe i'll have a video up of me being silly and drunk. MAYBE. lol

HA, a video would be awesome. I tried making a video when I was drunk once... but the power button and the record button are just too close to each other.
I guess I need to give Corona a try too... what about light beers? do they taste any better?
I've had Yuengling and Natural Ice. Haven't gone too far with beers lol

[8gauge]

Originally Posted by hoodadooda

HA, a video would be awesome. I tried making a video when I was drunk once... but the power button and the record button are just too close to each other.
I guess I need to give Corona a try too... what about light beers? do they taste any better?
I've had Yuengling and Natural Ice. Haven't gone too far with beers lol

if you're counting calories light beer might be the thing for you. I like the full flavored hops and all that. it's just a matter of preference. to me, it's tastes a bit watered down.

[8gauge]

lol, i'm uploading a vid as i speak. urggg.

[8gauge]

Originally Posted by hoodadooda

HA, a video would be awesome. I tried making a video when I was drunk once... but the power button and the record button are just too close to each other.
I guess I need to give Corona a try too... what about light beers? do they taste any better?
I've had Yuengling and Natural Ice. Haven't gone too far with beers lol

Had about 9 beers total last night. It wasn't pretty.

[ChaosFromAbove]

about 10 miller ligths...fuuuuuck yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuus...btwq...how does 3 drinks get u drunk?


...light weighr~!


efdit!_--...I GOTTA ****ING PEE!

[hoodadooda]

This thread is wonderful. Pic related.

[Listerineteeth]

Am a homebrewer myself, but have decided to take a break thanks to all the great riding weather (it's hitting 30C plus out my way, before summer too! Man my leathers are gonna need hosing down something fierce). Usually 3-4 brews put me well out, but have decided to gamble tonight with a bottle of 33 OP Rum (76% ABV, 152 proof stateside). Thought it'd be rocket fuel that could serve as bike fuel just in case, but has a very pleasant honey flavour and lubricates your tongue (chain lube substitute, maybe?) Have had 3 and think I'll call it a night. Powerful stuff.

Not sure if this is a relevant to the thread, but does anyone notice that different alcohol gets you different drunk? (like beer and rum, or whisky all make you drunk, but they're different types of drunk?) Yes that took a long time for me to write this.

So, in true tradition (mine) I'm going to have another drink and play tourist trophy, as I'd never, EVER jump on a bike like this in real life. I'll even crash a lot in the game to remind myself WHY riding and drinking don't go together. And lose races. Yes I changed my mind mid thread too. Don't think I didn't notice.

[8gauge]

yeayuhhhh! just like i said, here's a vid of me drunk and shameless lol. I'm glad to see that there are actual drunk posts on here besides me.

Link to original page on YouTube.

[hoodadooda]

HAHAHAHA I love the camera dynamics...
Also, do I sense a romantic? I've never heard of a lady being compared to a helmet. Had me in stitches.
Oh... and then the crack at my username. many have tried and most have failed, but I'd say you got close enough. Closer than the sober ones that have tried.
Who-da-do-da
And I'll try and get a video up at some point and I'm sure I'll be needing a drink Friday night... ugh, I'm so excited for Black Friday

[ninjabrewer]

Originally Posted by Snake

I am a light weight as well. 3 servings of any type of alcohol and I am feeling good. My worst enemy is tequila, it makes my clothes fall off.

I know many people like that.

[ChaosFromAbove]

Originally Posted by 8gauge

yeayuhhhh! just like i said, here's a vid of me drunk and shameless lol. I'm glad to see that there are actual drunk posts on here besides me.

Link to original page on YouTube.

lolz...i've always thought of doing a drunk vlog...maybe i'll wait for wen i go to philly

[Flashmonkey]

Wow....ummm....it actually takes quite a bit to get me drunk. Not just buzzed or mildly nautious, mind you....but stupid, retarded "writing all over an Appleby's with a crayon and singing ballads to the ladies" drunk. Last time I got that drunk I was literally drinking everything in sight. Including a candle....maybe the candle was laced with something?

[KELPHYN]

WORK SUCKED!!!! JOSE CUERVO ROCKS!!!! Right from da bottle, mmmmmm nummy! So I was wondering, How many of you take the bus to work or domost of yuo pack a lunch? I know this has nothing 2 do with the price of tomatoes, but my wheelbarrel is broke and my zipper is stuck. Crap these arnt my shoes and why am I wearing a bra??? Hmmmm, damn you Jose you r one funny bastard. If I didn't know bwtter you did thiss on purpose. I LOVE YOU MAN!!

[KELPHYN]

aarrrgggghhhh POOP!!! it's THURSDAY not FRIDAY!!! OOOPSS. I THouGht woRk SucK 2day. hahahahahaha I still LOVE YUO MAN!@!!

[KELPHYN]

Okay, this question has plagued me 4 years. If a half a chicken layed half an egg in half a day. How long would it take a rooster with steel boots to kick down a barn door? Im stumped!! damn you Jose!!

[Snake]

Uuummm... you got me on that one Calvin.
To quote a country song: "Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine. I like to drink you with a little salt and lime." oh and "Tequila makes her clothes fall off." and mine too hehehe.