Ok, I do not get it.....

[JeffM]

I always thought the overbuild customs from Orange County were silly but this, at least for me, is taking silly to a new level. If someone builds a trike verson it will look like a big wheel.

[kingkang204]

thats pretty fantastic

[beren]

I like that much better than most of their stuff. Mute the colors a bit and i could go for ot.

[dirty nasty]

If it wasn't for that front wheel that would actually look sorta cool in its own tacky and over the top way. I dig it.

[JeffM]

I bet it corners really well.

[cuz]

I really like the paint job

[Lil_Green_Demon]

I really think it's hideous.

[Coolbpf]

You couldn't pay me to make a fool of myself riding that thing.

[lgk]

i would ride if it painted it flat black.

or if i was getting chased by zombies...

[dirty nasty]

Nah, you would be on a mountain bike if you were being chased by zombies and wanted any chance of living. Second best would be a dirt bike, but any noise from any engine is going to attract the zombie's attention for many miles around.

[lgk]

just to make a semi quick getaway till i find something better.

and if the the zombie were dumb and rambling.

def would not do it if they were angry runners

[arnoldc6]

this has become a zombie thread.
I think a cager has a better chance of survival.
Oh and, yeah, that thing is pretty ugly.
Not half as good looking as my ninja's broken turning signal.

[massacremasses]

no way. motorcycles are key for zombie survival. Yeah they are loud, but they are fast, agile, and DO NOT NEED ROADS. In a zombie apocalypse you need a big truck to haul all your **** around and dirt bikes for quick in and out missions.

[arnoldc6]

but you would get bitten very easily even you aren't
you need a safe house, lots of supplies and ways to kill time to keep your sanity.
Then maybe a ninja.

[massacremasses]

A ninja would be one of the worst bikes for the zombie apocalypse. Come on dude. A actual dirt bike or enduro would be best.

[arnoldc6]

No way man i am keeping my ninja.

[Vergil]

I'd be too scared to ride a bike on Day Z. Too easy just to get pushed around even at speed and make a mistake. A cage is by far the safest. My grandpa's GMC savana has iron bars on the back windows and a locking metal door between the cab and and back area. Plenty of room and power, thats what I would use.

[dirty nasty]

A car or a truck is the worst vehicle you could use in a zombie apocalypse. All the roads are going to be blocked with other vehicles from people trying to evacuate their areas, but went missing afterward. Therefore it is hard to maneuver such a vehicle. Roads might even be completely gone in some cases, in which an off-road vehicle would be required. A car is going to run out of gas or break down eventually. Carrying spare parts takes up space that could be used better otherwise. Most fuel sources will already be completely drained and refueling will be hard. The noise an engine makes will all attract zombies for miles, even a very muffled one from a modern vehicle.

This is why a bicycle is best. It's quiet, human powered and easy to fix. You can bring it with you nearly anywhere, just pick it up because it's light!

A dirt bike would be the absolute best if you had ready fuel sources along your way. I would never take a car! I definitely would take a Honda XR650R though.

[arnoldc6]

Get a bulletproof hummer. Heard those mods gives it about 1.9 mpg and a top speed of 60mph
But then again, nothing is better than a moving fort
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[massacremasses]

Originally Posted by dirty nasty

A car or a truck is the worst vehicle you could use in a zombie apocalypse. All the roads are going to be blocked with other vehicles from people trying to evacuate their areas, but went missing afterward. Therefore it is hard to maneuver such a vehicle. Roads might even be completely gone in some cases, in which an off-road vehicle would be required. A car is going to run out of gas or break down eventually. Carrying spare parts takes up space that could be used better otherwise. Most fuel sources will already be completely drained and refueling will be hard. The noise an engine makes will all attract zombies for miles, even a very muffled one from a modern vehicle.

This is why a bicycle is best. It's quiet, human powered and easy to fix. You can bring it with you nearly anywhere, just pick it up because it's light!

A dirt bike would be the absolute best if you had ready fuel sources along your way. I would never take a car! I definitely would take a Honda XR650R though.

Thats why I say Truck (a serious truck) and dirt bikes. Modify the truck so it cuts zombies down.

[Stingray1000]

[arnoldc6]

Originally Posted by Stingray1000

Just saw this on 9gag this morning, but irrelevant.
And no, not truck. My moving fort pic and my ninja is what it is.

[massacremasses]

I guess if you want to be unrealistic.

[gallardo73]

Zombies?? Are you guys for real or just out kindergargen.
Wow i am amazed!!!!

[akima]

This guy will be among the first to get bitten:

Originally Posted by gallardo73

Zombies?? Are you guys for real or just out kindergargen.
Wow i am amazed!!!!

gallardo73: this will be you during the zombie apocalypse:
"Sir! Why don't you change your bloody t-shirt for a clean one?! And why are you snarling at me? are you on drugs?! You should really sort out that arm... it looks badly broken. HEY! Get out of my personal space! Don't touch me. AAHHHHHHH, He bit me! I'm getting out of here."

... and hour later your dead... and back again, now a part of the brain-eating, zombie the horde.

This is serious business!! All motorcycle purchase decisions should factor in zombie-scenarios

[arnoldc6]

Originally Posted by massacremasses

I guess if you want to be unrealistic.

Com'on man.We are talking about zombies in here

[arnoldc6]

Originally Posted by akima

This guy will be among the first to get bitten:


gallardo73: this will be you during the zombie apocalypse:
"Sir! Why don't you change your bloody t-shirt for a clean one?! And why are you snarling at me? are you on drugs?! You should really sort out that arm... it looks badly broken. HEY! Get out of my personal space! Don't touch me. AAHHHHHHH, He bit me! I'm getting out of here."

... and hour later your dead... and back again, now a part of the brain-eating, zombie the horde.

This is serious business!! All motorcycle purchase decisions should factor in zombie-scenarios

Much truth in here. You have to be prepared for the worst man.

[Jiggles]

Originally Posted by akima

This guy will be among the first to get bitten:


gallardo73: this will be you during the zombie apocalypse:
"Sir! Why don't you change your bloody t-shirt for a clean one?! And why are you snarling at me? are you on drugs?! You should really sort out that arm... it looks badly broken. HEY! Get out of my personal space! Don't touch me. AAHHHHHHH, He bit me! I'm getting out of here."

... and hour later your dead... and back again, now a part of the brain-eating, zombie the horde.

This is serious business!! All motorcycle purchase decisions should factor in zombie-scenarios

Obviously the zombie plague will spread through england first when all they have to defend themselves is billy clubs. Zombie squirrels are coming

[Monkeytofu]

A vehicle is pointless for any zombie scenario because all you would need to do is sit in your house until the zombies died from being eaten by wild animals/ rotting outside.

Also lol @ the United Arab Emirates themed bike.

[dirty nasty]

Originally Posted by massacremasses

Thats why I say Truck (a serious truck) and dirt bikes. Modify the truck so it cuts zombies down.

Works great until the zombies overwhelm the vehicle. Or you run out of gas and the noise the engine makes attracts them to your new steel tomb on wheels. Haven't any of you read this?

[Racer x]

The first decision is to stay put or move. If you are going to move you need to carry four things. Number one and don't let go of it EVER is the pump shotgun. Second is a knapsack full of shell. The some water and bolt cutters. You can't have one vehicle. You have to be able to move from Place to place and abandon the bicycle. Then get into a garage and barrow a new one. Always moving and watching out for Zombies.

[Asspire]

ATGATT!

zombies can't get ya with your gear on. As for weapons, one word:

swords

bring it, zombies

[TheDementedDrummer]

Monster Truck
'Nuff said.

[koenigcitizen]

Originally Posted by dirty nasty

I own this book, and know it by heart! I am ready

dis thread is awesum

[csmith12]

Imma pass on that bike. And you will need to keep a "jar of farts" in your bathroom cabinet. The scent acts as zombie camo.

[beren]

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM

[Racer x]

+ 1 for a sword. It never runs out of bullets.

[dirty nasty]

Chances are unless if it's a precision crafted fighting sword it's going to break or go dull rather quickly, assuming it isn't dull to start with. It's also hard to cut through bone. Smash their head with the sharp end of a large crow-bar, it is the best blunt/hand weapon. Pierces skull, doesn't break.

[arnoldc6]

Actually axe would works a lot better. It last longer than a sword, and even if it goes dull its still a giant hammer with sharp end.

[massacremasses]

Originally Posted by gallardo73

Zombies?? Are you guys for real or just out kindergargen.
Wow i am amazed!!!!

I am amazed that this kindergartner can spell better that you.

Originally Posted by arnoldc6

Com'on man.We are talking about zombies in here

Zombies are serious business

Originally Posted by dirty nasty

Works great until the zombies overwhelm the vehicle. Or you run out of gas and the noise the engine makes attracts them to your new steel tomb on wheels. Haven't any of you read this?

No I have watched enough movies though. It really depends on how they manifest themselves. Will they move slow? or will they be runners like in 28 days later? lots of variables.

Originally Posted by arnoldc6

Actually axe would works a lot better. It last longer than a sword, and even if it goes dull its still a giant hammer with sharp end.

Machetes would be great.