July 20th, 2017, 05:34 PM | #1 |
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I was just sent this story:
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July 20th, 2017, 11:37 PM | #3 |
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I laugh because that yoga story is all too close to home. The farting and the feeling like you don't fit in, anyway.
I work in theater, where many things happen that are absurd in the real world, but perfectly normal on the stage. We're working Peter Pan at the moment, and "dead Wendy" is a marker part of the show. The stage manager calls each cue, and one of the calls is "stand by for dead Wendy flight" and it kind of makes me giggle every time. Can't match farting in yoga class, but that's how it goes. |
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July 28th, 2017, 07:37 AM | #6 |
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,
"Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy replies, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times!!!"
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July 28th, 2017, 07:38 AM | #7 |
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These two Irishmen are stranded on an iceberg and one of the shouts out,
"Hooray! We're saved! Here comes the Titanic!!"
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July 28th, 2017, 07:46 AM | #8 |
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For any "football" fans out there, I'm sure you may be able to relate.
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July 29th, 2017, 12:25 PM | #10 |
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When Amy Schumer was young everyone laughed at her when she said she wanted to be a comedian. Now she is one and no one is laughing.
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