Oh snap! Yo momma thread!

Ninjabunny · January 9th, 2009, 04:40 PM

Yo momma so ugly..................it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a fork.

kkim · January 9th, 2009, 04:46 PM

BlueTyke · January 9th, 2009, 06:03 PM

Your moma's so blonde she stared at the orange juice because it said concentrate...

OldGuy · January 9th, 2009, 08:10 PM

Your mommas so dumb she made this commercial -
Blondestar2004.mp3

FlamingYellowInsanity · January 10th, 2009, 03:38 PM

Yo mamma's so FAT, you came home one day and said "man it's a little chilli outside" and she ran outside with a spoon!!!

Sailariel · January 18th, 2009, 08:18 PM

Yo mamma`s so fat that before she farts she has to file an environmental impact study with the EPA.

xTKx · January 20th, 2009, 01:38 PM

Lets mix it up a little--

Yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop through a cheerio...

Yo momma so skinny she can hang-glide off a dorito...

(^^ don't flame if mine are terrible, this is what I used to say in like the third grade!!^^)

BlueTyke · January 20th, 2009, 03:50 PM

Yo momma's so dumb she thought black was the brightest crayon.

Btw... How stupid is Yo daddy? Why you always gotta pick on my Momma yo?

Alex · May 9th, 2009, 12:19 AM

Yo momma's so fat the government determined she was too big to fail and is eligible for TARP funds.

(Stolen from somewhere else on this site...)

CZroe · May 9th, 2009, 02:31 AM

Yo mama's so big, she went swimming at the beach and Spain tried to claim her as The New World.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

Yo momma's so dumb she thought black was the brightest crayon.

Btw... How stupid is Yo daddy? Why you always gotta pick on my Momma yo?

People get more defensive of their mothers. It's natural. Father's can defend themselves for all we care.

Snake · May 9th, 2009, 03:46 AM

Yo mama's so fat that when she plays hop-scotch she goes...California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas........

py2e · May 9th, 2009, 12:56 PM

Yo mama so dumb she thought the YMCA was MACY's.

sombo · May 9th, 2009, 01:10 PM

Yo mamma's so poor that the other day I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

watcanido · May 9th, 2009, 06:57 PM

Your MOM is so thick that if you read it you'd learn a lot from it.

idk.. just made it up. Motorcycle Owners Manual.

CZroe · May 11th, 2009, 02:33 PM

Yo mama's so big, she laid out on the beach for some sun and Green Peace tried to tow her "back" into the ocean.

talldrink · May 17th, 2009, 05:41 AM

Yo Momma is sooooooo fat that when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.

adouglas · May 17th, 2009, 07:01 AM

Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

tjkamper · May 17th, 2009, 07:15 AM

The Circus called. They want to know if yo mama has an old pair of shorts she is not using any more... They need a new tent.

Verus Cidere · May 18th, 2009, 04:16 PM

Your momma's so fat she sells shade.

Your momma's so ugly she walks out of every haunted house she goes to with a job application.

Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your momma's so fat, when she gets lost they have to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your momma's so hairy it looks like Don King is going to pop out and go "Only in America!"

py2e · May 18th, 2009, 04:22 PM

Yo mama so fat, that when she took a dump... she had you.

Jiu Jitsu Player · May 18th, 2009, 06:33 PM

Yo momma's breath smells so bad when she talks, her teeth duck.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait"

Yo momma got a job at the airport sniffing luggage.

Yo momma's so dark- she went to night school and got marked absent.

Tintkng · May 20th, 2009, 09:09 AM

yo mamas teeth are so yellow...i cant believe its not butter

a little whack..i know

Snake · May 20th, 2009, 09:16 AM

yp mammas so ugly that the farmer tried to use her as a scare crow.

CodE-E · May 29th, 2009, 10:19 AM

Yo momma's so fat, she's got as many chins as a Hong Kong telephone book.

bob706 · May 29th, 2009, 10:46 AM

Your momma is so fat when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.

sombo · May 29th, 2009, 10:46 PM

Yo mama's so poor she has to take out a loan to pay attention.

miks · May 30th, 2009, 02:00 AM

Your mum so stupid.

workdaddy · June 27th, 2009, 10:22 AM

... Video is better than words! "White Chicks" movie... mothers about 30 seconds

Link to original page on YouTube.

Obsidian · June 27th, 2009, 11:26 AM

You're momma is so fat, her blood type is rocky road!

almost40 · June 28th, 2009, 11:00 AM

Your mommas so fat, when she puts on her little black dress she looks like outerspace.
Your mommas so fat, if she were an inch shorter she would be round.

CZroe · June 30th, 2009, 02:36 PM

Yo momma's so fat, she stood at the street corner wearing yellow and kid's tried to board her to go to school.

January 9th, 2009, 04:40 PM	#1
Ninjabunny NinjaBunny Name: Liz Location: somewhere over the hill Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 Posts: 26	Oh snap! Yo momma thread! Yo momma so ugly..................it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a fork.

January 9th, 2009, 06:03 PM	#3
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Your moma's so blonde she stared at the orange juice because it said concentrate... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 9th, 2009, 08:10 PM	#4
OldGuy Live Life Name: Don Location: Lincoln, NE Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Green SE Ninja 250 Posts: A lot.	Your mommas so dumb she made this commercial - Blondestar2004.mp3 __________________________________________________ - ATGATT - Scorpion EX700 Hi-Vis Helmet, First Gear MeshTek 3.0 Jacket, TourMaster Transition 2 Jacket and Flex Pants, Sidi Doha boots

January 10th, 2009, 03:38 PM	#5
FlamingYellowInsanity Too sexy for roadrash Name: Travis Location: SoCal Join Date: Aug 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2004 Ninja 250, 2007 Lance GS-R 150 (racing modified scooter), 1980 Honda CB750K project Posts: 89	Yo mamma's so FAT, you came home one day and said "man it's a little chilli outside" and she ran outside with a spoon!!! __________________________________________________ I'm too sexy to get roadrash, that is why I wear my gear all the time. If you are not as sexy as me, then maybe you can get away without it. ~Unofficial ninjette.org fish smacker~

January 20th, 2009, 03:50 PM	#8
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Yo momma's so dumb she thought black was the brightest crayon. Btw... How stupid is Yo daddy? Why you always gotta pick on my Momma yo? __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 9th, 2009, 04:46 PM	#2
kkim Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: Too much.

January 18th, 2009, 08:18 PM	#6
Sailariel ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Alex Location: Belfast, ME Join Date: Jul 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Honda NT-700-V, formerly, Green 2008 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	Yo mamma`s so fat that before she farts she has to file an environmental impact study with the EPA.

January 20th, 2009, 01:38 PM	#7
xTKx Finally! Name: Tony Location: Central TX Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 09 Red 250R Posts: 420 Blog Entries: 4	Lets mix it up a little-- Yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop through a cheerio... Yo momma so skinny she can hang-glide off a dorito... (^^ don't flame if mine are terrible, this is what I used to say in like the third grade!!^^)

May 9th, 2009, 12:19 AM	#9
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	Yo momma's so fat the government determined she was too big to fail and is eligible for TARP funds. (Stolen from somewhere else on this site...) __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

May 9th, 2009, 03:46 AM	#11
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Yo mama's so fat that when she plays hop-scotch she goes...California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas........

May 9th, 2009, 12:56 PM	#12
py2e ninjette.org member Name: Pete Location: Clifton, NJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 BLACK Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 164	Yo mama so dumb she thought the YMCA was MACY's. __________________________________________________

May 9th, 2009, 01:10 PM	#13
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	Yo mamma's so poor that the other day I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

May 9th, 2009, 06:57 PM	#14
watcanido ninjette.org member Name: Jhaqui Location: Earth Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 83	Your MOM is so thick that if you read it you'd learn a lot from it. idk.. just made it up. Motorcycle Owners Manual.

May 11th, 2009, 02:33 PM	#15
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	Yo mama's so big, she laid out on the beach for some sun and Green Peace tried to tow her "back" into the ocean.

May 17th, 2009, 05:41 AM	#16
talldrink ninjette.org guru Name: Deb Location: Philly Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 ninja 250 (blue) Posts: 295	Yo Momma is sooooooo fat that when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy. __________________________________________________ A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water!

May 17th, 2009, 07:01 AM	#17
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

May 17th, 2009, 07:15 AM	#18
tjkamper ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Travis Location: Warwick, RI Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	The Circus called. They want to know if yo mama has an old pair of shorts she is not using any more... They need a new tent. __________________________________________________ Addicted to anything that has an engine and rolls.

May 18th, 2009, 04:16 PM	#19
Verus Cidere ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Michael Location: Southern NM Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '91 Honda CBR600 F2 Posts: A lot.	Your momma's so fat she sells shade. Your momma's so ugly she walks out of every haunted house she goes to with a job application. Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Your momma's so fat, when she gets lost they have to use all four sides of the milk carton. Your momma's so hairy it looks like Don King is going to pop out and go "Only in America!" __________________________________________________ 1991 Honda CBR600 F2, White/Gray, D&D slip-on exhaust, tail integrator, gel grips, Custom undertail.

May 18th, 2009, 04:22 PM	#20
py2e ninjette.org member Name: Pete Location: Clifton, NJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 BLACK Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 164	Yo mama so fat, that when she took a dump... she had you. __________________________________________________

May 18th, 2009, 06:33 PM	#21
Jiu Jitsu Player Live 2 Ride Forced 2 Work Name: Chris Location: Guam Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 RED 250r Posts: 386	Yo momma's breath smells so bad when she talks, her teeth duck. Yo momma so ugly when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait" Yo momma got a job at the airport sniffing luggage. Yo momma's so dark- she went to night school and got marked absent. __________________________________________________ SAVAGE MODE: [ON] OFF www.7milesdown.com

May 20th, 2009, 09:09 AM	#22
Tintkng ninjette.org member Name: Scott Location: Cincinnati Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250r Posts: 66	yo mamas teeth are so yellow...i cant believe its not butter a little whack..i know __________________________________________________ 2008 Red Ninja 250r

May 20th, 2009, 09:16 AM	#23
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	yp mammas so ugly that the farmer tried to use her as a scare crow.

May 29th, 2009, 10:19 AM	#24
CodE-E Ninja Newbie Name: Ben Location: Austria Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): EX250K9 Posts: 126	Yo momma's so fat, she's got as many chins as a Hong Kong telephone book.

May 29th, 2009, 10:46 AM	#25
bob706 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Mary Esther, FL Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250 1998 HD Road King Posts: A lot.	Your momma is so fat when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.

May 29th, 2009, 10:46 PM	#26
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	Yo mama's so poor she has to take out a loan to pay attention.

May 30th, 2009, 02:00 AM	#27
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	Your mum so stupid. __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

June 27th, 2009, 10:22 AM	#28
workdaddy WORKDADDY Name: Dave Location: slc utah Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2008 ninja 2fitty Posts: 112	... Video is better than words! "White Chicks" movie... mothers about 30 seconds Link to original page on YouTube. Last futzed with by Alex; June 27th, 2009 at 06:03 PM. Reason: embedded the video

June 27th, 2009, 11:26 AM	#29
Obsidian ninjette.org member Name: Brandon Location: Mobile, AL Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Ninja EX250R Posts: 156	You're momma is so fat, her blood type is rocky road! __________________________________________________

June 28th, 2009, 11:00 AM	#30
almost40 ninjette.org Monkey Spank Name: Kevin Location: Illinois Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 250R Track-Bike Woodcraft clip-ons and rearsets FZ-6 track bike Posts: A lot.	Your mommas so fat, when she puts on her little black dress she looks like outerspace. Your mommas so fat, if she were an inch shorter she would be round. __________________________________________________ Black 250R Full Area P QC Dyno Jet Kit 100 main 41T Rear Sprocket

June 30th, 2009, 02:36 PM	#31
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	Yo momma's so fat, she stood at the street corner wearing yellow and kid's tried to board her to go to school.

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