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Old September 4th, 2010, 09:07 AM   #161
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Why, have you tried it?
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Old September 4th, 2010, 09:11 AM   #162
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Well if it didn't work for you then it sure won't work for me. Thanks for the heads up.
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Old September 6th, 2010, 08:26 PM   #163
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If your looking for an ice-breaker try just saying, " A fat penguin." She says " What?" your reply " Just trying to thinking of something that would break the ice."
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Old September 6th, 2010, 08:29 PM   #164
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Old September 6th, 2010, 09:36 PM   #165
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It's one of the few that won't get you slapped or called a pig. Although the ones that get you slapped nine out of ten times, that one time!!!
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Old September 6th, 2010, 09:58 PM   #166
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Pick up lines just make me giggle, usually uncontrollably. Now that I have a motorcycle, guys always ask me about it and I answer (usually in great detail), then it sloooowly dawns on me what's going on. Sometimes it pays to be direct Although it annoys me when guys try to act like they know everything about motorcycles and racing; usually I know more than they do!

And all of you thinking about Canadian women: there is a lack of single, decent men in Vancouver. I have a number of single friends who'd love to catch a ride of the back of a 250...just sayin'....
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Old September 7th, 2010, 07:57 AM   #167
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I hear that there are a lot of great women all over Canada. With winter approaching it's a good time for some snuggling.
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Old September 7th, 2010, 08:56 AM   #168
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i actually had some guys tell me this line...

him: hey, did it hurt?
me: did what hurt?
him: when you fell from heaven.
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Old September 7th, 2010, 09:16 AM   #169
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^^^ hey I thought you were going to keep that quiet!! Now I am all embarrassed.
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Old September 7th, 2010, 09:53 AM   #170
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So Blackwidow did they crash and burn after that pick-up line?
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Old September 7th, 2010, 09:57 AM   #171
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lol i just looked at him and giggled...as i was walking away, his friends started laughing at him...so in essence, yes, he crashed and burned like bacon on a hot grill! lol
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Old September 7th, 2010, 10:10 AM   #172
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Note to self: Put that on your list of lines not to use.
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Old September 10th, 2010, 12:21 PM   #173
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so how would you like your eggs in the mornen? scrambled or fertilized?
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Old September 10th, 2010, 01:17 PM   #174
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If she says scrambled than you know you are going to have a fun night.

I guess you could also add:
Do you want it over easy or sunny side up?
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Old September 10th, 2010, 05:01 PM   #175
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Like some one in an earlier post said, all a pick up line is good for is to break the ice and make them laugh. This is the only pick up line I have ever used and it worked....we were in a bar and both a little tpisy..

me- excuse me, have you ever had your belly button licked?

her- ummm yeah

me- From the INSIDE.

She laughed and we ended up having a good time.

I think Imma puke now!
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Old September 11th, 2010, 10:05 AM   #176
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Haha...sorry Meesh.
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Old September 12th, 2010, 12:13 PM   #177
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lol i just looked at him and giggled...as i was walking away, his friends started laughing at him...so in essence, yes, he crashed and burned like bacon on a hot grill! lol
mmmmm bacon.
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Old September 12th, 2010, 10:55 PM   #178
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And now the totally absurd.

Were your parent's retarded?
Cause I think you're special.

Your pants are like a mirror.
Cause I can see see myself in them.

Your eyes are the prettiest color of windex.

Your not a cousin are you?

And finally..

You don't have a wrench on you, do you? Cause when I seen you from across the room, my nuts tightened.
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Old September 13th, 2010, 01:12 PM   #179
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Old September 18th, 2010, 11:37 AM   #180
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ROFL! nice i love that last one imma use it one day just for shits n giggles lol.
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Old September 18th, 2010, 03:33 PM   #181
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I hope these haven't been posted

"Are you tired?"
"Why?"
"Cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"Did you fart?"
"?"
"Because you blew me away."

Yeah second ones very immature, but you win in receiving laughs
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Old September 18th, 2010, 05:35 PM   #182
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Look her in the eyes deeply
Look at your crotch
look at her eyes again
look at your crotch
look her in the eyes again and say "well, it ain't going to suck itself."

LOL i got slapped once and laughed at once and was able to chat her up a bit.
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Old September 18th, 2010, 11:48 PM   #183
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He: Excuse me, do you have a compass with you?
She: No.
He: Want to lose yourself till morning?

Of course if she has a compass ask to borrow it so you don't get lost in her eyes.
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Old April 23rd, 2011, 10:14 AM   #184
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Old April 23rd, 2011, 09:04 PM   #187
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Old April 25th, 2011, 06:14 AM   #188
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Who needs a pick up line? Just walk up to a woman confidently, w/o saying a word, take the cherry from her drink, balance it on my nose, pull it down with my tongue and return just the stem tied in a knot. Works pretty much every time. For the few times it doesn't I just offer to hold her coat w/o taking my hands out of pocket.


Just kidding, the cherry thing I can do, just never used it as a pick up move. Come to think of it, I've never even tried to pick up a woman ever.
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Old October 20th, 2011, 10:57 PM   #189
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I know some of you Women out there have used a pick-up line at least once in your life. I would like to hear from you as well.
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Would this one work? :
(1) Would you like to go for a ride on the back of my bike? or for women that have their own bike:
(2) Would you like to join me for a ride?
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Yes.
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Old October 20th, 2011, 11:09 PM   #190
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Girl: "Can you buy me a drink?"
Me: "Why, are you underage?"
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Old October 21st, 2011, 02:42 AM   #191
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My all-time favourite two:

1)
Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: Gee, I don't know - how much?
Boy: Enough to break the ice... *wink*


2)
Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?


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Old October 21st, 2011, 03:56 AM   #192
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Guy: *hands hot girl a cold bottle of water*
Girl: whats this for?
Guy: To cool off, because ur lookin pretty hot

used it on a hot friend/co-worker for fun last week...she smiled and giggled then said if we didn't know each other, she'd give me her number...haha
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Old October 21st, 2011, 08:12 AM   #193
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Awesome! I love this one, but maybe because I have a rather twisted sense of humor.

I was at a happy hour a few weeks ago and was joking with a cute coworker, offered to buy her a drink and she accepted. I just loudly shouted "bartender, I'll take a roofie colada" at no one really. A couple of my other coworkers busted out laughing b/c they got the Family Guy reference but she just smiled with that "ohhh yooouuuu guys" kind of smile.
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Old October 21st, 2011, 09:12 AM   #195
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Don't know if anyone said this already. -catch someone looking at your bike- "oh, do you like bikes? Too bad I don't have an extra helmet so we can ride two up. But if you'd like, I could give you something else to ride"
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if some fat man wearing red tries to put u in a bag, go with the flow...i told him i wanted u for christmas
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if some fat man wearing red tries to put u in a bag, go with the flow...i told him i wanted u for christmas
That's good! Made me laugh
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Sorry I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
I had to read this three times. I'm terrible at noticing pick up lines. haha

I prefer just honest and direct sayings haha.
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"Hi my name is alex... whats yours?"
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