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Old June 22nd, 2014, 09:05 PM   #81
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Old June 23rd, 2014, 04:02 AM   #82
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Old June 23rd, 2014, 05:10 AM   #83
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Old June 25th, 2014, 11:42 AM   #91
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Old June 26th, 2014, 07:30 AM   #96
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*walks in with riding jacket on and helmet in hand*

You ride to work today?

Nope, just like carry it around in case i need to beat the stupid outta someone.
I get this one a lot from students at my school. I just innocently look at them, shake my head, and say, "no". They usually realize the stupidity of their comment and laugh.

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If one's penor is the size of a house, it is difficult to buy underwear.

It is also difficult to get through the door.
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Dude you missed the memo. Smart cars are smart to drive because they are small enough that you can't haul anything for friends, you can only carry one small passenger, and NO ONE will ask you to help them move.

Uhhhh, as for the quote.... Hmmm.

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Somehow I feel I'm massively missing the point of this thread.
Let me help you out.

Something Captain Obvious would say is a phrase so self-evident that it does not need to be spoken. Useless hot air. We all say them. Typically they elicit a "well, DUH!" once you think about them for a moment.

"My feet hurt" is not a CO statement because it doesn't pass that test.

"Don't go out in the rain, you'll get wet" has CO written all over it. Saying "wow, that must hurt" to someone who's just hit their thumb with a hammer is another one.

Take a look at the location info in my avatar. See how it works?

About two thirds of the posts in this thread aren't remotely close to things Captain Obvious would say.
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Found it going through my brother's old motorcycle stuff, what the hell is it?

That is a packaged metal part from Lockhart Phillips.


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