March 25th, 2015, 06:39 PM | #1 |
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I believe....!
Just for fun, let's do this!
I believe... If you hang off the bike too much, you will fall off at some time. I believe... If your grid sheet showed a bio of who was gridded beside you, you would know ahead of time if you could skip that race or not. hahahah I believe... What keeps an overconfident rider up in the corners is helium. I believe... That some riders would kick my arse as a coach if... the ice cream truck didn't show up on time. I believe... That anyone who want's to wear a yellow thong to a track day should go through an application process. I believe... You gotta crash the bike to get the insurance money to pay the next couple of bike payments. I believe... If you get stuffed into a corner then life has given you lemons. So after the race, try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and make some great lemonade! If you need to know how to do this thread, well.... here's your sign.
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March 25th, 2015, 06:41 PM | #2 |
in your machine
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I believe your right
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March 25th, 2015, 07:35 PM | #3 |
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March 25th, 2015, 07:42 PM | #4 |
in your machine
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I believe you're right as well
I believe I hate predictive text
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March 25th, 2015, 11:49 PM | #6 |
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I believe...this will be an epic thread.
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March 26th, 2015, 12:15 AM | #7 |
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March 26th, 2015, 04:52 AM | #8 |
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I believe.... i'm subscribing to this thread.
*Side note, i freaking LOVE the Redneck Comedy shows.
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March 26th, 2015, 04:57 AM | #9 |
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I believe Chris should come to NYST on May 30.
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March 26th, 2015, 05:10 AM | #10 |
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March 26th, 2015, 05:18 AM | #11 |
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March 26th, 2015, 05:24 AM | #12 |
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I believe the aging process is vastly overrated.
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March 26th, 2015, 05:37 AM | #13 |
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March 26th, 2015, 06:10 AM | #14 |
The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... corksil may have worked out in the sun too long
I believe... that I have almost worked out my new fragrance line, it's called Track Day - it smells like race fuel. I would already be selling it but the shipping is hell for metal 5g containers. hahahahah I believe... according to my grandma, no matter how many broken bones and how much road rash you gots... you can git fix'd up by soaking it in epson salts. I believe... the mind of sportbike riders needs to be examined further, I am just not sure to call the shrink or proctologist. hahahahah I believe... hammertoe in men is caused by gpshift... I believe... us men know that wearing your moisture wickin' undersuit is the only time we can get away with wearing "leggin's" without being laughed at by our friends.
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March 26th, 2015, 06:13 AM | #15 |
The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... that behind @adouglas's fist, is another fist.
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March 26th, 2015, 07:24 AM | #16 |
The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... you be a true racer if ya spend more on race gas than yins liquor for the weekend.
I believe... supermoto riders should wear bowlin' shoes instead of boots. That should make em slide a bit easier. I believe... I swear some corner workers gots dem der turrets. But I think they are taking the wrong meds ya see... I don't think Ambien is for turrets. I believe... Your first track day, you will be busier than a cat covering up sh*t on a concrete floor.
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March 26th, 2015, 07:46 AM | #17 |
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OMG, this is fantastic. @csmith12 you are hilarious!
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March 26th, 2015, 07:53 AM | #18 |
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The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... riders with weak shifts invented the term "pussyfootin'". I believe... Lynyrd Skynyrd is the name of a curve on some road somewhere... I believe... some race announcers would make great tv preachers. I believe... at some point, every track rider becomes an expert at redneck repairs, tape, zip ties, wire and a hammer are the most common tools needed after a crash.... lol don't laugh!!! You know it be true. hahahah git r done!!!
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March 26th, 2015, 08:31 AM | #23 |
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March 26th, 2015, 08:33 AM | #24 |
I'm crazy,your excuse is?
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I believe I shall have another adult beverage, as I believe you can't drink all day unless you start early.
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March 26th, 2015, 08:53 AM | #26 |
The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... that most rednecks believe Mt. Dew adds 10hp.
I believe... there are more leather pants worn at a track day than at a 1999 Prince concert. dats hot rite der... I don't care who ya are. hahahahahah I believe... a proctologist could make a lot of money at a track day, he should set up where you get your new rubbers put on. heheheheheh I believe... there are more lies told at the end of a track day than a bass pro fishin' tournament. true dat rite der....
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March 26th, 2015, 09:18 AM | #27 |
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I believe I laughed my ass off at the '99 prince concert reference
I believe red bull gives you the wings of icarus
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March 26th, 2015, 09:34 AM | #29 |
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I believe... White castle should be on every street corner
I believe... The drums sound funny without the guitar, but the guitar can play alone I believe... I can fly ....once
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March 26th, 2015, 09:36 AM | #30 |
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I believe... The point of white castle is the journey to white castle
I believe... That journey must be done with good friends
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March 26th, 2015, 09:54 AM | #31 |
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I believe someday will be the day, I'm just weighing my options. I believe my bike runs but is not up to par with NYST's rules. I believe I could fix that at a cost. I believe I can't find much info on whether I need to be a member to ride at NYST or if they have a first timers open ride sessions. I believe I read a lot on their website multiple times but still haven't called or found the information to push me to stop pu$$y footing lol. |
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March 26th, 2015, 10:14 AM | #32 |
The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... white castle burgers, also known as "sliders" are not the sliders you want you want on riding day.
I believe... some riders need to go somewhere other than wal-mart to get an eye exam. I believe... everyone truly knows that fastest man ever alive retired in Hazard Co. His name was Uncle Jesse. I believe... my evil twin is Gary Busey, except I am the crazy one. I believe... you know how dat dem 1 piece race suits be kinda hard to get over the shoulders and fully on? I figger it would be easier if ya was to shave your back? Ladies too
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March 26th, 2015, 11:16 AM | #33 | |
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I believe the winter was too long and harsh, preventing me from getting proper exercise. I believe I'm rationalizing being a lazy, overeating fool.
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March 26th, 2015, 12:03 PM | #34 |
The Corner Whisperer
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I believe... you are definitely a rider, if you have parked your die cast bike in your daughter's barbie house garage.
I believe... my passion for going fast really started when I was 3yrs old on a small plastic "Chips" motorcycle (push type). I pushed it to the top of the hill and let gravity do it's work. I never crashed once, until my mom tried to stop me mid-hill. We both had some bones "Chipped" that day. I believe... that tree has been there the past 100yrs... I assure you, it doesn't know "where you came from", not the other way around. ijs I believe... I am glad that the price of gas came down, I can finally budget a trip to the track and it not cost the price of 2 track days. I believe... it feels so good to scratch in places you aint been able to reach all day while in yer gear. oh lawd.... you know what imma talkin' bout rite der.
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March 26th, 2015, 01:16 PM | #37 |
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I believe going to the track with a friend makes the day SO much better.
I believe you live so close you'd be nuts not to. I believe it will make you a better, safer rider. I believe it's a better way to spend money than most of the stuff we all waste it on. I believe it will change your life. For the better.
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March 26th, 2015, 01:43 PM | #38 |
The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
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I believe... I was told to load up on the fluids before a track day. I said ok.... whatever... I went to the track and was told by another rider, naw man... nix the 5 gallons of water and just "juice up". I said... sorry brah, "juice" is not a verb. WTF are you talkin' bout? lol
I believe... Ya'lls can use your bike for cultivation (runoff or crash) just bout anytime, anywhere in if ya carry a pack of dem garden seeds. hahahahah Consult ya farmers almanac for a planting schedule and type of seeds to carry. @ally99 What be growin' in Feb. in north FL, because I know you planted something? How are things? I believe... if my momma knew some dem things I did, she woulda' slapped me so hard, I woulda' starved to death before I stopped slidin'.
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March 26th, 2015, 01:50 PM | #39 |
The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
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I believe... if ya get da popcorn farts in ya leathers, it smells like burned rubber. Let's ask @choneofakind, he has smelled indycar rubber close up.
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March 26th, 2015, 02:13 PM | #40 |
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I believe that the oil in my gsxr should not be white...
I believe that, specifically, said oil should not look like milk
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