Ninjette bit me.

250rr · May 8th, 2012, 10:51 PM

Ok. I was minding my own business, bumped into the Ninjette. She bit me!!

I actually got burned on my leg from the exhaust pipe. But, still. (No, I wasn't riding in shorts. I was standing hear the bike in shorts just after I removed my Scorpions).

It's no Jiggles-level incident. Then again, what is?

Gorilla25 · May 8th, 2012, 10:56 PM

awww...a little love bite....i had that once, and now its a scar

250rr · May 8th, 2012, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Gorilla25

awww...a little love bite....i had that once, and now its a scar

This has chance to become that. In which case the story will be I lost it on the Santiam Pass passing an 1199 on the outside. Flew between a couple of 700 year old Spruce trees, bumped one the branches with my leg on the way down the canyon. Dude. You should have been there.

Gorilla25 · May 8th, 2012, 11:05 PM

LOL

Jiggles · May 8th, 2012, 11:14 PM

Jesus christ dude I hope your ok! How long are you going to be out for?

xMoises831 · May 9th, 2012, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Jesus christ dude I hope your ok! How long are you going to be out for?

im guessing 6 months by the amount of damaged tissue

NDspd · May 9th, 2012, 04:18 AM

I had a "love bite" on my right hand from the exhaust a couple weeks ago. Got a little bit of a scar from it. So it must be like the book Eragon, I now have the mark of a rider I guess. Does that mean I become a master rider?

250rr · May 9th, 2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Jesus christ dude I hope your ok! How long are you going to be out for?

Thanks, Jigglemaster. My wheelchair is on order.

gfloyd2002 · May 9th, 2012, 10:07 AM

I suspect that with your unnaturally large calves, this sort of inadvertant bumping into stuff happens a lot.

Perhaps you could use something like this to help clear the way:

greg737 · May 9th, 2012, 10:57 AM

I agree, Floyd. Also lucky all that hair didn't ignite. That whole leg is a fire hazard.

250rr · May 9th, 2012, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

I suspect that with your unnaturally large calves, this sort of inadvertant bumping into stuff happens a lot.

Perhaps you could use something like this to help clear the way:

Believe it or not, that pic is quite deceptive. I have chicken legs. Which happen to match my chicken strips quite nicely. On account of, ....I'm a chicken.

250rr · May 9th, 2012, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by greg737

I agree, Floyd. Also lucky all that hair didn't ignite. That whole leg is a fire hazard.

Yes. Fire hazard, rumor has it, is the excuse you always use when attempting to justify the reason you shave your legs. I was thinking of trying that, actually. I just don't swing that way.

Jiggles · May 9th, 2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 250rr

Yes. Fire hazard, rumor has it, is the excuse you always use when attempting to justify the reason you shave legs. I was thinking of trying that, actually. I just don't swing that way.

You're not hygienic?

Or is it that shaving your legs somehow means you also enjoy penis rammed in your butthole?

250rr · May 9th, 2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

You're not hygienic?

Or is it that shaving your legs somehow means you also enjoy penis rammed in your butthole?

I've never enjoyed that. No...wait...oh damn.

May 8th, 2012, 11:14 PM	#5
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Jesus christ dude I hope your ok! How long are you going to be out for? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

May 9th, 2012, 10:07 AM	#9
gfloyd2002 User Title Free Since '12 Name: Floyd Location: Barbados Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 Ninja 250R Special Edition Green Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 13 MOTM - Feb '12	I suspect that with your unnaturally large calves, this sort of inadvertant bumping into stuff happens a lot. Perhaps you could use something like this to help clear the way: __________________________________________________ "Improvement makes straight roads, but the crooked roads without improvement, are roads of genius." — William Blake

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