I want my bike to smoke

DSpinler · February 14th, 2012, 10:59 AM

No seriously I do!

Just as a little back story, I've been a hookah fanatic for years, helped run a lounge, had a backpack hookah, made fruit hookahs and even managed to pull off smoking my hookah while going tubing down a river and drinking beer. So the next logical step... is to hookah my bike.

Has anyone ever seen or heard of someone mounting a hookah to their ride? I've been browsing other forums and Google and can't find anything.

Ninja1 · February 14th, 2012, 11:18 AM

This is the closest I could find

Gorilla25 · February 14th, 2012, 11:19 AM

i dont think thats too safe..haha. your helmet gonna fill with smoke real fast. well, you can rig a GPS mount behind your wind screen and rig a holding device to it. then attach a small hookah to it. dont know how you gonna keep the coal from flying off though. im sure you will figure it out.

Nemesis · February 14th, 2012, 11:19 AM

I've been a "hookah" fan for years too. The one I usually see works on Normandie and Pico Riviera.

Pretty chill "hookah"...will do almost anything...or your money back.

Want my "hookah's" 411? LMK.

DSpinler · February 14th, 2012, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorilla25

i dont think thats too safe..haha. your helmet gonna fill with smoke real fast. well, you can rig a GPS mount behind your wind screen and rig a holding device to it. then attach a small hookah to it. dont know how you gonna keep the coal from flying off though. im sure you will figure it out.

Yeah, I'm thinking about picking up a dedicated car hookah that has a cap, or I have a bowl that has a clamp and built in heat cover that I used when smoking on the river. Also modular helmets will be great in this regard, and I just want it for when I'm stopped. No smoking while doing the twisties for me.

I may pick up a new seat cowl and drill it out for the hookah, have it ride behind me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

I've been a "hookah" fan for years too. The one I usually see works on Normandie and Pico Riviera.

Pretty chill "hookah"...will do almost anything...or your money back.

Want my "hookah's" 411? LMK.

Lawl. And no.

choneofakind · February 14th, 2012, 02:02 PM

Dumb question, I know people who hookah, but what exactly is hookah? looked surprisingly like a bong to me.

alex.s · February 14th, 2012, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

I've been a "hookah" fan for years too. The one I usually see works on Normandie and Pico Riviera.

Pretty chill "hookah"...will do almost anything...or your money back.

Want my "hookah's" 411? LMK.

wow. i read it and i was like... wut?

then i read it again and pictured jon saying "Hookah" and instantly started busting out laughing. damn near crying thats so funny.

DSpinler · February 14th, 2012, 02:33 PM

As far a basic functionality goes, there really are only aesthetic differences between the two. However, if someone smokes weed out of my hookah, imma be pissed.

Depending on who you ask, hookah was originally either middle eastern or asian, and was designed to smoke opiates, and has been around for the better part of a thousand years in it's current form.

In legal hookah bars in the US and Europe, you smoke shisha, often a washed, flavored tobacco (this again depending on who you ask. Technically the pipe is the shisha and the tobacco is the hookah, but I digress). The flavor comes from mixing fruits and flowers in with honey or molasses, which actually the majority of what you are smoking, not the tobacco. New shisha manufacturers of course have automated this process and use processed ingredients, but the concept is the same.

So me, I use my hookah for good. Hanging out, socializing, meeting new people, that's what the current popular iteration of this device is for. Others may choose to use it for evil, like my ex who smoked gange out of it and I had to clean it once a day for a week to get the smell out...

alex.s · February 14th, 2012, 02:36 PM

smoking ganga out of a hookah is such a waste.

DSpinler · February 14th, 2012, 02:38 PM

Trust me, I know. That's what bongs are for. And you should still wash them...

.... and sanitize them before smoking after the creepy girl down the hall used it.

Jiggles · February 14th, 2012, 02:38 PM

Link to original page on YouTube.

choneofakind · February 14th, 2012, 02:39 PM

So what does smoking flavored tobacco get you? I'm such a non-smoker

Nemesis · February 14th, 2012, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

wow. i read it and i was like... wut?

then i read it again and pictured jon saying "Hookah" and instantly started busting out laughing. damn near crying thats so funny.

DSpinler · February 14th, 2012, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

So what does smoking flavored tobacco get you? I'm such a non-smoker

Eventually, the same thing all smoking does. Lung cancer, heart attacks and death. But hey, we ride motorcycles, wtf do we care? lol

But really, new smokers claim a buzz from it, it's more of a lack of oxygen issue than a nicotine buzz. Plus it tastes really good. I couldn't smoke a cigarette, but I can give you a hundred hookah flavor combinations that will leave you thinking you just had a great snack

mustang5.0 · February 14th, 2012, 08:55 PM

i have something like the same idea.. but i want to turn a supplied air helmet into a BHO vap..

2011Ninja250R · February 15th, 2012, 07:38 AM

February 14th, 2012, 10:59 AM	#1
DSpinler Your Lord Funny Bits Name: Darrell Location: Fort Collins Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 95	I want my bike to smoke No seriously I do! Just as a little back story, I've been a hookah fanatic for years, helped run a lounge, had a backpack hookah, made fruit hookahs and even managed to pull off smoking my hookah while going tubing down a river and drinking beer. So the next logical step... is to hookah my bike. Has anyone ever seen or heard of someone mounting a hookah to their ride? I've been browsing other forums and Google and can't find anything. __________________________________________________ --- Your Lord Funny Bits ---

February 14th, 2012, 11:19 AM	#4
Nemesis CVMA #74 WSMC #750 Name: Nemesis Location: On the track Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): All of them Posts: A lot.	I've been a "hookah" fan for years too. The one I usually see works on Normandie and Pico Riviera. Pretty chill "hookah"...will do almost anything...or your money back. Want my "hookah's" 411? LMK. __________________________________________________

February 14th, 2012, 02:33 PM	#8
DSpinler Your Lord Funny Bits Name: Darrell Location: Fort Collins Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 95	As far a basic functionality goes, there really are only aesthetic differences between the two. However, if someone smokes weed out of my hookah, imma be pissed. Depending on who you ask, hookah was originally either middle eastern or asian, and was designed to smoke opiates, and has been around for the better part of a thousand years in it's current form. In legal hookah bars in the US and Europe, you smoke shisha, often a washed, flavored tobacco (this again depending on who you ask. Technically the pipe is the shisha and the tobacco is the hookah, but I digress). The flavor comes from mixing fruits and flowers in with honey or molasses, which actually the majority of what you are smoking, not the tobacco. New shisha manufacturers of course have automated this process and use processed ingredients, but the concept is the same. So me, I use my hookah for good. Hanging out, socializing, meeting new people, that's what the current popular iteration of this device is for. Others may choose to use it for evil, like my ex who smoked gange out of it and I had to clean it once a day for a week to get the smell out... __________________________________________________ --- Your Lord Funny Bits ---

February 14th, 2012, 02:36 PM	#9
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	smoking ganga out of a hookah is such a waste. __________________________________________________

February 14th, 2012, 02:38 PM	#10
DSpinler Your Lord Funny Bits Name: Darrell Location: Fort Collins Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 95	Trust me, I know. That's what bongs are for. And you should still wash them... .... and sanitize them before smoking after the creepy girl down the hall used it. __________________________________________________ --- Your Lord Funny Bits ---

February 14th, 2012, 11:18 AM	#2
Ninja1 ninjette.org member Name: Chadi Location: Ottawa Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R Posts: 67	This is the closest I could find

February 14th, 2012, 11:19 AM	#3
Gorilla25 Dakine... Name: AJ Location: DFW Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R (Sold) \| 636 (hopefully soon) Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5	i dont think thats too safe..haha. your helmet gonna fill with smoke real fast. well, you can rig a GPS mount behind your wind screen and rig a holding device to it. then attach a small hookah to it. dont know how you gonna keep the coal from flying off though. im sure you will figure it out.

February 14th, 2012, 02:02 PM	#6
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Dumb question, I know people who hookah, but what exactly is hookah? looked surprisingly like a bong to me.

February 14th, 2012, 02:38 PM	#11
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

February 14th, 2012, 02:39 PM	#12
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	So what does smoking flavored tobacco get you? I'm such a non-smoker

February 14th, 2012, 08:55 PM	#15
mustang5.0 ninjette.org guru Name: E Location: 818 but i rep 516/631/718 Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 GIXXER 600 Posts: 381	i have something like the same idea.. but i want to turn a supplied air helmet into a BHO vap.. __________________________________________________ "You see it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. It's the blood you share, your family, your friendships, your community. These are the most valuable things a man could have."

February 15th, 2012, 07:38 AM	#16
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