What's the difference between a Ninja 250 and a woman?

g21-30 · July 1st, 2010, 09:14 AM

Can anyone add to this?

The 250 will never get a headache when you want to ride it!

GeneJunkie · July 1st, 2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by g21-30

Can anyone add to this?

The 250 will never get a headache when you want to ride it!

...... You better watch what you say, there are a lot of females on this forum.

dimeified · July 1st, 2010, 09:26 AM

just push a button to turn it on.

g21-30 · July 1st, 2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GeneJunkie

...... You better watch what you say, there are a lot of females on this forum.

And they are free to start their own thread or hijack this one!

GeneJunkie · July 1st, 2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by g21-30

and they are free to start their own thread or hijack this one!

lol

sb71 · July 1st, 2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dimeified

just push a button to turn it on.

Or one false move and you hit the kill switch!!

g21-30 · July 1st, 2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sb71

Or one false move and you hit the kill switch!!

How true that is!

ally99 · July 1st, 2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneJunkie

...... You better watch what you say, there are a lot of females on this forum.

And this one thinks that's freakin' hilarious! But yes, expect a hijack of the thread when my creativity kicks in. After being in the heat all day doing outside house work, it's just not happening right now.
Looking forward to other responses! :-)

CC Cowboy · July 1st, 2010, 01:35 PM

They both hate it when you take a dump!

Ramen · July 1st, 2010, 01:36 PM

Bikes don't mind getting ridden 2-up.

2WheelGuy · July 1st, 2010, 01:38 PM

A Ninja 250 won't run off with your girlfriend but...your girlfriend may run off with your Ninja 250.

GeneJunkie · July 1st, 2010, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramen

Bikes don't mind getting ridden 2-up.

I hate to say it but I thought of that too...

Snake · July 1st, 2010, 03:08 PM

Bikes like it when you ride them hard and fast.

g21-30 · July 1st, 2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ally99

But yes, expect a hijack of the thread when my creativity kicks in. After being in ... heat all day doing outside house work, it's just not happening right now.
Looking forward to other responses! :-)

With a few periods in the quote, not bad....right?

Gfortunes · July 1st, 2010, 04:15 PM

A ninjas headlights dont get "dim"

after you have a child.

Momaru · July 1st, 2010, 04:46 PM

A ninja 250 usually doesn't mind sharing the bed with other regular rides.

ally99 · July 1st, 2010, 05:02 PM

How are 250s like a man?

Ninja 250s have very short, ahem, gears.

Ninja 250s look like they are bigger and faster than they really are. Sound familiar, anyone? lol!

Ninja 250s are easy to just put wherever the heck you want them (come on! I'm talking about on mountain twisties!)

Werehusky · July 1st, 2010, 05:15 PM

If you want the 250 to be louder you roll the throttle, if you want the 250 to shut up you press the kill switch.

g21-30 · July 1st, 2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ally99

How are 250s like a man?

Ninja 250s resist when you try to make them go harder and faster.

Sounds like your 250 needs shimming!

BlueTyke · July 1st, 2010, 07:07 PM

Sam sam sam.... Did someone spike your coffee this morning??

Oh dear...

Why a 250 is like a woman:

She doesn't care about your problems she will still be there to help you take your mind of it.

No matter how bad your day she still loves to ride.

Why a 250 is like a man:

Still has to follow the instructions of others to get where we need to go.

Takes a long time for the pipes to cool down.

dimeified · July 1st, 2010, 08:19 PM

I don't mind wearing protection when i ride the ninja, i can't say the same for the broads hahaha

kkim · July 1st, 2010, 08:46 PM

What's the difference between a Ninja 250 and a woman?

Really now, Sam.

I'm surprised! You really can't tell the difference between your bike and your wife? Damn, you better hope she never sees this thread, especially with what you posted!!

As for me, there is no difference. I like my women the same way as my bikes... green and fast.

oh, wait.... maybe, not.

Alex · July 2nd, 2010, 06:45 AM

I don't know, there may be more similarities than differences. For example, I know they are both likely to backfire when they get some bad gas.

Hadyn · July 2nd, 2010, 07:25 AM

A 250 is very forgiving and (usually) won't kill you if you make a mistake.
A 250 doesn't care where you're going or when you'll be back, it just goes along for the ride.
When a 250 gets old, it doesn't wrinkle or sag.

Den · July 2nd, 2010, 08:22 AM

Ninja starts with a push of a button.

After a ride it doesn't ask you to cuddle.

Ninja's is always in good mood.

Ninja won't cook for you.

dimeified · July 2nd, 2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Den

Ninja starts with a push of a button.

Dude, are you serious?

wvninja · July 2nd, 2010, 08:58 AM

Differences ..

Your not usually happy if your getting them wet (riding in the rain)
You can stand to be around the ninja for longer than an hour on end.

Lets not forget the most important .. 24/7 365 .. its always sexy.

izmail1215 · July 2nd, 2010, 09:04 AM

I cant deiced which one is more sexy or which one i ride? 0.o

dimeified · July 2nd, 2010, 09:15 AM

cuddle and watch a movie? or ride through the mountains? the answer is simple.

Alex · July 2nd, 2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ally99

Ninja 250s look like they are bigger and faster than they really are. Sound familiar, anyone? lol!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

She doesn't care about your problems she will still be there to help you take your mind of it.

aawwwwww.....

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Originally Posted by Den

Ninja won't cook for you.

Um, she may not either if she happens upon this thread. Protect your internet passwords, gentlemen! (and I use that term loosely)

g21-30 · July 2nd, 2010, 01:44 PM

You will never hear the 250 ask "Does this fender eliminator make my a.s look big?"

austexjg · July 2nd, 2010, 01:51 PM

Bikes don't mind when you leave them in the parking lot.

How they are alike:
They both occasionally "whine" for no apparent reason.

ScorpionNinja · July 2nd, 2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sb71

or one false move and you hit the kill switch!!

Den · July 3rd, 2010, 12:39 AM

how about similarities?

Both require 'breaking-in' proceedures when you first ride it.

Regular oil changes make sure the engines work for longer and more efficient.

Both make 'single' guys jelous/envy when they see you with one.

Seeing a girl riding a Ninja 250 is like a lipstic lesbian live porn.
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ninjabrewer · July 3rd, 2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

I don't know, there may be more similarities than differences. For example, I know they are both likely to backfire when they get some bad gas.

ninjabrewer · July 3rd, 2010, 11:15 AM

anytime, anywhere, lil blue is ready for a ride.

Both will last a long long time, ride much better and more often if you give them the proper TLC.

nb

ally99 · July 3rd, 2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ninjabrewer

Both will last a long long time, ride much better and more often if you give them the proper TLC.
nb

Oh yeah. Nice one! :-)

sb71 · July 6th, 2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by dimeified

I don't mind wearing protection when i ride the ninja, i can't say the same for the broads hahaha

Clueless.....LOL Hee, hee, hee.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dimeified

Dude, are you serious?

Perhaps the reason for your FAIL?

LOL Try to not treat her like a "broad" and you might be surprised!!!

mikecronis · July 6th, 2010, 09:28 AM

A 250 requires less maintenance.

dimeified · July 6th, 2010, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sb71

Perhaps the reason for your FAIL?

LOL Try to not treat her like a "broad" and you might be surprised!!!

No the reason i asked if he was serious is because he posted the same exact thing i posted, about just pushing a button to turn it on. Theres no FAIL over here... my button pushing skills are sharp

And don't get me wrong, my choice of wording is not universal, its targeted at a very specific type of female.

July 1st, 2010, 09:14 AM	#1
g21-30 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sam Location: Northern Virginia Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R 2009 Posts: A lot.	What's the difference between a Ninja 250 and a woman? Can anyone add to this? The 250 will never get a headache when you want to ride it!

July 1st, 2010, 09:26 AM	#3
dimeified ninjette.org guru Name: Lucas Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Blue 250R Posts: 446	just push a button to turn it on. __________________________________________________ 2 thumbs up

July 1st, 2010, 01:35 PM	#9
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	They both hate it when you take a dump! __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

July 1st, 2010, 01:38 PM	#11
2WheelGuy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Craig Location: Silicon Valley, CA USA Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): '98 EX250, '02 EX250, '08 250r, '03 SV650, '98 GSXR750 '03 Hayabusa, '87 YSR50, '84 ZX900, +MORE Posts: A lot.	A Ninja 250 won't run off with your girlfriend but...your girlfriend may run off with your Ninja 250. __________________________________________________ CraigHarris.org Pacific Track Time CraigsWeb See you at 2014 MotoGP Laguna Seca! We'll be camping on Fox Hill. AFM #278

July 1st, 2010, 04:15 PM	#15
Gfortunes love to ride Name: George Location: Bloomington, IN Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Kawasaki Ninja 250r Ebony/Candy Persimon Red Posts: 53	dont tell my wife A ninjas headlights dont get "dim" after you have a child.

July 1st, 2010, 01:36 PM	#10
Ramen Frak It Name: Sean Location: SWFL Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250R Posts: 199	Bikes don't mind getting ridden 2-up.

July 1st, 2010, 03:08 PM	#13
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Bikes like it when you ride them hard and fast.

July 1st, 2010, 04:46 PM	#16
Momaru ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Paul Location: Roanoke, VA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Candy Plasma Blue 250R Posts: A lot.	A ninja 250 usually doesn't mind sharing the bed with other regular rides. __________________________________________________ Proud member of the Blue Army

July 1st, 2010, 05:02 PM	#17
ally99 Ninja chick Name: Allyson Location: Athens, GA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 4 MOTM - Dec '13, Feb '15	How is a 250 like a man? How are 250s like a man? Ninja 250s have very short, ahem, gears. Ninja 250s look like they are bigger and faster than they really are. Sound familiar, anyone? lol! Ninja 250s are easy to just put wherever the heck you want them (come on! I'm talking about on mountain twisties!) __________________________________________________ Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. ~Drake Check out my Appalachian Trail journal, 2015! Postwhores are COOL! ~Allyson Last futzed with by ally99; July 1st, 2010 at 06:17 PM. Reason: LOL!

July 1st, 2010, 05:15 PM	#18
Werehusky ninjette.org member Name: Jon Location: DF to the W Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): Ninjette(sold), 2011 ZX-10r Posts: 66	If you want the 250 to be louder you roll the throttle, if you want the 250 to shut up you press the kill switch.

July 1st, 2010, 07:07 PM	#20
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Sam sam sam.... Did someone spike your coffee this morning?? Oh dear... Why a 250 is like a woman: She doesn't care about your problems she will still be there to help you take your mind of it. No matter how bad your day she still loves to ride. Why a 250 is like a man: Still has to follow the instructions of others to get where we need to go. Takes a long time for the pipes to cool down. __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

July 1st, 2010, 08:19 PM	#21
dimeified ninjette.org guru Name: Lucas Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Blue 250R Posts: 446	I don't mind wearing protection when i ride the ninja, i can't say the same for the broads hahaha __________________________________________________ 2 thumbs up

July 1st, 2010, 08:46 PM	#22
kkim Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: Too much.	What's the difference between a Ninja 250 and a woman? Really now, Sam. I'm surprised! You really can't tell the difference between your bike and your wife? Damn, you better hope she never sees this thread, especially with what you posted!! As for me, there is no difference. I like my women the same way as my bikes... green and fast. oh, wait.... maybe, not. Last futzed with by kkim; July 2nd, 2010 at 12:08 AM.

July 2nd, 2010, 06:45 AM	#23
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	I don't know, there may be more similarities than differences. For example, I know they are both likely to backfire when they get some bad gas. __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

July 2nd, 2010, 07:25 AM	#24
Hadyn ninjette.org member Name: Andrew Location: Fairfax, VA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '06 Yellow 250r Posts: 211	A 250 is very forgiving and (usually) won't kill you if you make a mistake. A 250 doesn't care where you're going or when you'll be back, it just goes along for the ride. When a 250 gets old, it doesn't wrinkle or sag.

July 2nd, 2010, 08:22 AM	#25
Den ninjette.org member Name: Denis Location: Brighton, UK Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 250R(sold); '10 ER-6F Posts: 152	Ninja starts with a push of a button. After a ride it doesn't ask you to cuddle. Ninja's is always in good mood. Ninja won't cook for you.

July 2nd, 2010, 08:58 AM	#27
wvninja ninjette.org sage Name: Nate Location: west virginia Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Honda CBR600RR Posts: 633	Differences .. Your not usually happy if your getting them wet (riding in the rain) You can stand to be around the ninja for longer than an hour on end. Lets not forget the most important .. 24/7 365 .. its always sexy. __________________________________________________ "Riding a motorcycle is like playing sports, not everyone is cut out for it." - WVNinja

July 2nd, 2010, 09:04 AM	#28
izmail1215 ninjette.org member Name: SaM Location: Houston Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 ninja 250r, 2009 650r Posts: 150	I cant deiced which one is more sexy or which one i ride? 0.o

July 2nd, 2010, 09:15 AM	#29
dimeified ninjette.org guru Name: Lucas Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Blue 250R Posts: 446	cuddle and watch a movie? or ride through the mountains? the answer is simple. __________________________________________________ 2 thumbs up

July 2nd, 2010, 01:44 PM	#31
g21-30 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sam Location: Northern Virginia Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R 2009 Posts: A lot.	You will never hear the 250 ask "Does this fender eliminator make my a.s look big?"

July 2nd, 2010, 01:51 PM	#32
austexjg ninjette.org sage Name: J.G. Location: Austin Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 zx6r Green/Black, (ex-)Diablo Black '09 Ninja 250r Posts: 959	Bikes don't mind when you leave them in the parking lot. How they are alike: They both occasionally "whine" for no apparent reason.

July 3rd, 2010, 12:39 AM	#34
Den ninjette.org member Name: Denis Location: Brighton, UK Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 250R(sold); '10 ER-6F Posts: 152	how about similarities? Both require 'breaking-in' proceedures when you first ride it. Regular oil changes make sure the engines work for longer and more efficient. Both make 'single' guys jelous/envy when they see you with one. Seeing a girl riding a Ninja 250 is like a lipstic lesbian live porn. Posted via Mobile Device

July 3rd, 2010, 11:15 AM	#36
ninjabrewer dirty old man Name: Chris Location: Hazel Green, AL Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Blue '08 Ninja 250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	anytime, anywhere, lil blue is ready for a ride. Both will last a long long time, ride much better and more often if you give them the proper TLC. nb __________________________________________________ Death tugs at my ear and says, "Live, I am coming." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., poet, novelist, essayist, and physician (1809-1894) www.friendsofsanonofre.org

July 6th, 2010, 09:28 AM	#39
mikecronis ninjette.org member Name: Mike Location: Colorado Springs, CO Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R-J, 2005 Honda Superhawk VTR1000 Posts: 95	A 250 requires less maintenance.

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