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lgk · September 18th, 2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by arnoldc6

We can form quite a good biker gang when the zday comes.
I will get my machetes and axes ready. See you then

Are you planning on staying on the islands or head to the mainland?

massacremasses · September 18th, 2012, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dirty nasty

I don't run out of energy. I've pedaled at times for 12 hours straight. Sorry I'm not fat and out of shape like you are. Maybe you should ride a bicycle more!

WHOA WHOA! now youre calling me fat?

Bassman · September 18th, 2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Is zombie flesh edible?

No, but a zombie friend told me non-infected humans are quite tasty.

choneofakind · September 18th, 2012, 08:46 PM

I like the MTB as the escape vehicle. Silent, and always capable, not to mention, it would make my last few weeks on earth enjoyable; I can ride a bike all day long erryday!!. I'll take a sawed off pump-style shotgun, a backpack full of shells, and a crowbar as my weapons of choice.
@dirty nasty, whatchu talking bout bro?? BMX bikes are built for speed!! It's called a Bicycle Motocross (BMX) bike, and it's built for high-speed, short-circuit racing. I can get up to 30 easy on mine, and mine's a Haro that's meant for freestyle, not racing. The racing ones are uber light weight. BMX racing is intense!

I can book it around campus on that thing!!! So simple, and it handles so nicely. All it needs to really shine is better brakes. i could live with not being able to do bar spins if it meant I could rock a set of Hayes MX-5's like on my MTB! Then I could do real stoppies and not have to un-weight the rear to do skids.

arnoldc6 · September 19th, 2012, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by lgk

Are you planning on staying on the islands or head to the mainland?

I am thinking about going to the North somewhere in Canada..there's no one living over there so no zombies

Alaska is a great choice too, drop a match into one of those oil field and boom, got yourself a never-out campfire.

lgk · September 19th, 2012, 05:19 AM

good thing about cold places like alaska is you most likely wont get outbreaks in the wintertime.

in tropical climates youll get attacked 24/7/365...

Racer x · September 19th, 2012, 05:31 AM

I am with you on the mountain bike. Shot gun and crowbar. A tomahawk will be a nice addition. But you might have to ditch the Mtb at some point. Then use the crow bar to get a new one.
Going for unpopulated areas is also a very good idea.

Do Zombies eat dogs? Are there Zombie dogs? I would need my side kick with me. He could dispatch a zombie in seconds. But I would not want he to ge t turned into a zombie dog. That would not be good.

massacremasses · September 19th, 2012, 06:57 AM

You guys are coming at this as as single person. I am not single, so my strategies are different. I cant cruise around on just a MTB. My kid and wife would be eaten right away if we were all on bikes.

Bassman · September 19th, 2012, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

You guys are coming at this as as single person. I am not single, so my strategies are different. I cant cruise around on just a MTB. My kid and wife would be eaten right away if we were all on bikes.

My wife and kids are already zombies.

massacremasses · September 19th, 2012, 08:34 AM

hahaha! If they turn, ill want to shoot my family myself.

Racer x · September 19th, 2012, 08:39 AM

On a bocycle my wife would drop me on the hill and leave me to the zombies.

Old Guy on a '08 · September 19th, 2012, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bassman

My wife and kids are already zombies.

If the Zombies come does a

work???

But if the Zombiesdo come it

for me....

massacremasses · September 19th, 2012, 08:44 AM

dude if light sabers were real they would be perfect for killing zombies as they cauterize so no blood everywhere, and you can cut heads of cleanly and safely. Also they never dull. Damn we need light sabers.

Old Guy on a '08 · September 19th, 2012, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

dude if light sabers were real they would be perfect for killing zombies as they cauterize so no blood everywhere, and you can cut heads of cleanly and safely. Also they never dull. Damn we need light sabers.

I use to work on the EA-6Tram (Target Recognition and Attack MultiSensor)... Air stricks are the way to go... THINK LASER GUIDED NAPALM...

(I love the smell of Napalm in the morning)

Or maybe have a C-130 gunship make a run with his miniguns...

And they want to cut the military budget

choneofakind · September 19th, 2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

I cant cruise around on just a MTB.

Cruise.

There is no cruise during the zombie apocalypse. It's all out baby. Not to mention, who cruises on a full suspension all-mountain bike? those babies are meant to be flogged on!

Hmmmm, a Tomahawk/hatchet would be a good idea also. Now I'm up to shotgun+shells, crowbar, and Tomahawk. I think that would work for me!

My dog is a greyhound, so he wouldn't really be a very good sidekick, no matter if dogs are allowed or not. He's kinda lazy and snuggly

PHL · September 19th, 2012, 11:34 AM

Wait a minute, this isn't the new Ninja 300 thread...

/backs away slowly while swinging keyboard, closes door quietly behind him

dirty nasty · September 19th, 2012, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

@dirty nasty, whatchu talking bout bro?? BMX bikes are built for speed!! It's called a Bicycle Motocross (BMX) bike, and it's built for high-speed, short-circuit racing. I can get up to 30 easy on mine, and mine's a Haro that's meant for freestyle, not racing. The racing ones are uber light weight. BMX racing is intense!

I can book it around campus on that thing!!! So simple, and it handles so nicely. All it needs to really shine is better brakes. i could live with not being able to do bar spins if it meant I could rock a set of Hayes MX-5's like on my MTB! Then I could do real stoppies and not have to un-weight the rear to do skids.

Ever try riding any distance on a BMX bike? They're quick around a track yes, but obviously a road bike on the road is going to be much faster. It's exactly like a MX bike vs. a Superbike.

And yes, I'm familiar with BMX. I've only been on the things and building and repairing them since I was 8.

choneofakind · September 19th, 2012, 04:43 PM

Yeah after like 4 miles they start hurting.

They're a great tool for working on your sprinting muscles though! I use my bmx bike for sprint/hill training on my road bike.

Jiggles · September 19th, 2012, 07:22 PM

Here is some good practice for the real thing

Link to original page on YouTube.

lgk · September 19th, 2012, 08:32 PM

that game is pretty realistic, for the below average person.

Kevin2109 · September 19th, 2012, 08:38 PM

choneofakind · September 19th, 2012, 09:27 PM

@Kevin2109

Bassman · September 19th, 2012, 10:54 PM

I'm sorry but I'm petroleum ho. Flame throwers and dirt bikes for get'n a way from zombies. When you run out of fuel, might as well just curl up and die. #$%@ all this pedal'n around crap, lol.

thomason2wheels · September 19th, 2012, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

A ninja would be one of the worst bikes for the zombie apocalypse. Come on dude. A actual dirt bike or enduro would be best.

Vstrom and ninja....you cant make me change

dirty nasty · September 20th, 2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by choneofakind

Yeah after like 4 miles they start hurting.

They're a great tool for working on your sprinting muscles though! I use my bmx bike for sprint/hill training on my road bike.

Ya and I used to ride mine 20 miles to my ex's house quite a bit. It SUCKED.

choneofakind · September 20th, 2012, 11:47 AM

ewwww... that would take forever. I could do that in an hour on a road bike. That would take like 2 hours at least because I would be dying by the end.

ps, here's my fun campus bike.

dirty nasty · September 20th, 2012, 11:57 AM

Yup, it took me about 2 hours to do so. It was weird, her mom wouldn't pick me up to bring me to her house (nor would my mom), but when I got there she'd feel terrible I rode all that way to see her daughter and she would always drive me home. Eh, I guess her mom was right about one thing, riding all that way to see her daughter was a big waste of time. Either way, I was much happier after I got my license.

akima · October 4th, 2012, 12:22 PM

@choneofakind: which one is you? Either way; you look young!

massacremasses · October 4th, 2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

@choneofakind: which one is you? Either way; you look young!

hes the one getting the nuts to his butt...

choneofakind · October 4th, 2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

which one is you?

I'm the one in white pedaling on the bike. I turn 20 in...

*counts on fingers*

just under 2 months

lgk · October 4th, 2012, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by choneofakind

I'm the one in white pedaling on the bike. I turn 20 in...

*counts on fingers*

just under 2 months

you type like a much older person...

akima · October 4th, 2012, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lgk

you type like a much older person...

Agreed.

choneofakind · October 4th, 2012, 12:52 PM

I think I'll take that as a compliment

Alex · October 4th, 2012, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by choneofakind

I think I'll take that as a compliment

They didn't say by exactly how old. They could have meant senile.

lgk · October 4th, 2012, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

I think I'll take that as a compliment

i meant it as a complement.

most people your age type like hakzors...

lgk · October 4th, 2012, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Here is some good practice for the real thing

the dude is carrying a mosin and doesn't have a bayonet...

fail.

choneofakind · October 4th, 2012, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

They didn't say by exactly how old. They could have meant senile.

...you know I did lose my glasses the other day.

Miles_Prower · October 4th, 2012, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lgk

you type like a much older person...

lol omg here i thought he was like, nearly 30 or something.

akima · October 4th, 2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

...you know I did lose my glasses the other day.

just so long as you didn't loose your dentures!

choneofakind · October 4th, 2012, 01:22 PM

September 19th, 2012, 05:19 AM	#86
lgk ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Norfolk, VA Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250, 2014 EX300 Posts: A lot.	good thing about cold places like alaska is you most likely wont get outbreaks in the wintertime. in tropical climates youll get attacked 24/7/365... __________________________________________________ Ethioknight Memorial Fund- Sticker sale http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=111700

September 19th, 2012, 05:31 AM	#87
Racer x ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Iowa City Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 54 MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16	I am with you on the mountain bike. Shot gun and crowbar. A tomahawk will be a nice addition. But you might have to ditch the Mtb at some point. Then use the crow bar to get a new one. Going for unpopulated areas is also a very good idea. Do Zombies eat dogs? Are there Zombie dogs? I would need my side kick with me. He could dispatch a zombie in seconds. But I would not want he to ge t turned into a zombie dog. That would not be good. __________________________________________________ Top speed 123.369mph. Ohio mile Worlds fastest 250 ninja

September 19th, 2012, 06:57 AM	#88
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	You guys are coming at this as as single person. I am not single, so my strategies are different. I cant cruise around on just a MTB. My kid and wife would be eaten right away if we were all on bikes. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

September 19th, 2012, 08:34 AM	#90
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	hahaha! If they turn, ill want to shoot my family myself. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

September 19th, 2012, 08:39 AM	#91
Racer x ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Iowa City Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 54 MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16	On a bocycle my wife would drop me on the hill and leave me to the zombies. __________________________________________________ Top speed 123.369mph. Ohio mile Worlds fastest 250 ninja

September 18th, 2012, 08:46 PM	#84
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	I like the MTB as the escape vehicle. Silent, and always capable, not to mention, it would make my last few weeks on earth enjoyable; I can ride a bike all day long erryday!!. I'll take a sawed off pump-style shotgun, a backpack full of shells, and a crowbar as my weapons of choice. @dirty nasty, whatchu talking bout bro?? BMX bikes are built for speed!! It's called a Bicycle Motocross (BMX) bike, and it's built for high-speed, short-circuit racing. I can get up to 30 easy on mine, and mine's a Haro that's meant for freestyle, not racing. The racing ones are uber light weight. BMX racing is intense! I can book it around campus on that thing!!! So simple, and it handles so nicely. All it needs to really shine is better brakes. i could live with not being able to do bar spins if it meant I could rock a set of Hayes MX-5's like on my MTB! Then I could do real stoppies and not have to un-weight the rear to do skids.

September 19th, 2012, 08:44 AM	#93
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	dude if light sabers were real they would be perfect for killing zombies as they cauterize so no blood everywhere, and you can cut heads of cleanly and safely. Also they never dull. Damn we need light sabers. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

September 19th, 2012, 11:34 AM	#96
PHL ninjette.org member Name: Napoleon Location: Philadelphia Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Street Triple R Posts: 86	Wait a minute, this isn't the new Ninja 300 thread... /backs away slowly while swinging keyboard, closes door quietly behind him

September 19th, 2012, 04:43 PM	#98
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Yeah after like 4 miles they start hurting. They're a great tool for working on your sprinting muscles though! I use my bmx bike for sprint/hill training on my road bike.

September 19th, 2012, 07:22 PM	#99
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September 19th, 2012, 10:54 PM	#103
Bassman ninjette.org guru Name: Marc Location: Castaic, CA Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1986 Goldwing, 1996 CR500, 2011 Ninja 250, 2009 Harley Heritage Softail, 1941 Suzuki Gerbil 250 Posts: 427	I'm sorry but I'm petroleum ho. Flame throwers and dirt bikes for get'n a way from zombies. When you run out of fuel, might as well just curl up and die. #$%@ all this pedal'n around crap, lol. __________________________________________________ I know there's a 7th gear here somewhere... Changing to 15T/41T, now I'll get that 7th gear, lol.

September 20th, 2012, 11:47 AM	#106
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	ewwww... that would take forever. I could do that in an hour on a road bike. That would take like 2 hours at least because I would be dying by the end. ps, here's my fun campus bike.

September 20th, 2012, 11:57 AM	#107
dirty nasty ninjette.org sage Name: Karl Location: MA Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2000 Kwak Ninja 250 and 1998 Yamaha YZ400F Posts: 534	Yup, it took me about 2 hours to do so. It was weird, her mom wouldn't pick me up to bring me to her house (nor would my mom), but when I got there she'd feel terrible I rode all that way to see her daughter and she would always drive me home. Eh, I guess her mom was right about one thing, riding all that way to see her daughter was a big waste of time. Either way, I was much happier after I got my license.

October 4th, 2012, 12:22 PM	#108
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	@choneofakind: which one is you? Either way; you look young!

October 4th, 2012, 12:52 PM	#113
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	I think I'll take that as a compliment

October 4th, 2012, 01:22 PM	#120
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