Unofficial WTF? classifieds thread

Mocha Man · March 23rd, 2012, 09:10 PM

What's the dumbest craigslist ad that you've seen for a bike (or for anything for that matter)?

Anyone want to buy a 2011 Suzuki Ninja?

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/2914679012.html

cuz · March 23rd, 2012, 09:38 PM

Link to original page on YouTube.

ajcadoo · March 23rd, 2012, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mocha Man

What's the dumbest craigslist ad that you've seen for a bike (or for anything for that matter)?

Anyone want to buy a 2011 Suzuki Ninja?

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/2914679012.html

I might buy that bike for about $25. Maybe, i would have to think about it.

ajcadoo · March 23rd, 2012, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuz

Link to original page on YouTube.

I love the top comment of that vid:

Quote:

Hate to break it to you but most of the views on here are because this video is making the rounds on bike forums and facebook as a JOKE. Reaowww! Reaowww!

Mr.E · March 26th, 2012, 09:59 PM

My ears... are bleeding... I hated it... but couldn't look away.... WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS???

burningscooter · March 27th, 2012, 03:24 AM

Read that ad and was like, ehh, that's the 530, what did you expect. Haha

GreenNinja · March 29th, 2012, 05:31 PM

It didn't register with me at first as to why it was stupid. I was like "he is asking 2500 in title but is asking 3500 in body. it may be a typo". Then it registered...the brand name LOL. Maybe it was stolen?

TnNinjaGirl · April 9th, 2012, 12:05 PM

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/2944473080.html

Really?

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 03:52 PM

Whats wrong with that one? Is the price too high? Idk 600s that well to get it lol

Mulholland · April 9th, 2012, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuz

Link to original page on YouTube.

now I want a gixxer600 not a 250r... so I too can go down to Sonic's in Dallas... cover the atlas, one Sonic "America's Drive-In" at a time, travel the country stuntin' with my squidly bretheren...

GreenNinja · April 10th, 2012, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Whats wrong with that one? Is the price too high? Idk 600s that well to get it lol

TnNinjaGirl · April 10th, 2012, 07:05 AM

uhhh... well, when I posted it, it was not the same ad. He went on about it being "hella fast like #1 podium" and "super JDM" It obviously is well written. I feel kind of stupid now....

Mocha Man · April 10th, 2012, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

uhhh... well, when I posted it, it was not the same ad. He went on about it being "hella fast like #1 podium" and "super JDM" It obviously is well written. I feel kind of stupid now....

Ohhhhhh that makes sense now. I was wondering the same thing as everyone else haha. Must've been previously equipped with a flux capacitor and that was the reason for it being "hella fast like #1 podium".

sombo · April 10th, 2012, 09:02 AM

I hate when that happens. You link something to show how stupid/funny someone was, but they go and correct it on you before anyone else can see.

itsEnZo · April 13th, 2012, 10:28 AM

Should just take a screenshot, upload the pic to an image hosting site, and provide a link to the image. It takes a little while longer, but it ensures that everyone gets to see the same hilarity as you do lol
Posted via Mobile Device

TnNinjaGirl · April 16th, 2012, 09:39 AM

Not Craigslist, but equally funny.

GreenNinja · April 16th, 2012, 10:32 AM

So from this I can deduce that the word gsxr and salvage are interchangeable?

Liist · April 16th, 2012, 10:44 AM

$5,000 for this 30-year-old thing.

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2960273984.html

Jiggles · April 16th, 2012, 11:52 AM

Guy didn't even clean that scooter, lol

Falcor · April 16th, 2012, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liist

$5,000 for this 30-year-old thing.

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2960273984.html

We should refer that ad to the scooter gang.

Liist · April 16th, 2012, 12:05 PM

When I saw the ad, I just didn't know. That's the kind of money I'll spend when I will get a 600. I can't comprehend who would be both rich and dumb enough to buy that POS at that price.

Then again it's OBO. I'll offer $100 and see if anyone outbids me.

Falcor · April 16th, 2012, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liist

When I saw the ad, I just didn't know. That's the kind of money I'll spend when I will get a 600. I can't comprehend who would be both rich and dumb enough to buy that POS at that price.

Then again it's OBO. I'll offer $100 and see if anyone outbids me.

Ride that thing until it falls apart.

Mulholland · April 16th, 2012, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Guy didn't even clean that scooter, lol

It's called "patina" or someshit... apparently, rich old retarded white people like their antiques dirty as ****, and if you clean them, they won't pay for them...

I think it's so their hired help has something to do while they watch.

Jiggles · April 16th, 2012, 12:09 PM

I know what patina is and it's not meant to be on a 30 year old scooter lol. It's on old handguns, coins, etc.

mcnuggett · April 16th, 2012, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mulholland

travel the country stuntin' with my squidly bretheren...

totally made my day, thanks for that!

THE BIG SITT · April 24th, 2012, 01:10 PM

Lol… DOOM?

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2976335699.html

sombo · April 24th, 2012, 01:23 PM

lol, the only place you'll find a "doom buggy" is on the Haunted Mansion ride at the Disney parks.

Jono · April 26th, 2012, 12:58 PM

http://clarksville.craigslist.org/mcy/2954721219.html

"This bike looks great, is fast off the line, and goes over 130 mph (depending on rider weight)."

Well damn!! 130mph. This is probably one of the fastest ninja 250's out there. I wonder how much you have to weight

TnNinjaGirl · April 26th, 2012, 01:26 PM

Shoot, that's a good price. Plus now we know who he is and where he lives because he posted his license plate all over Craigslist. Hope it don't get stolled

Goom · April 26th, 2012, 02:21 PM

Hey, you can't hate a guy for a typo. I'm sure it was supposed to say it goes 30mph...or maybe 13. I suppose it would really depend on rider weight. lol

Goom · April 26th, 2012, 02:24 PM

Andy, I'm sure you see all the gems around here on CL. Even better is hoosiertopics. Yikes!

Jono · April 26th, 2012, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

Shoot, that's a good price. Plus now we know who he is and where he lives because he posted his license plate all over Craigslist. Hope it don't get stolled

Yeah I know! I always try to randomly do a CL search for Ninja 250s around me in case a sweet deal is out there. I would like to get a newgen within a couple years. Heck, maybe by the end of this year. And yeah. Imma go steal it right meow. Although that doesn't look like any TN plate I have seen.

Mocha Man · April 29th, 2012, 12:49 PM

Woot! 6 Stroke scooter:
http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/2974773944.html

...Too bad its missing the ped cock

mcnuggett · May 17th, 2012, 03:53 PM

http://tricities.craigslist.org/msg/3020448282.html

Gorilla25 · May 22nd, 2012, 03:28 AM

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/3030474722.html

Quote:

2003 honda Rebel 250. New battery and carborator. Runs Great

Cash only, Will not sell to anyone who is not local.

sombo · May 22nd, 2012, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorilla25

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/3030474722.html

I must be missing something since I fail to see how this classifies as dumb.

Gorilla25 · May 22nd, 2012, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sombo

I must be missing something since I fail to see how this classifies as dumb.

edit...i misread it....fail

TnNinjaGirl · May 23rd, 2012, 02:05 PM

It is kinda dumb. He says he will only sell to someone local. He lives in Hawaii.... It kind of rules out anyone else buying it....

massacremasses · May 23rd, 2012, 02:37 PM

I think AJ thought he wouldnt sell it to anyone who wasnt "a local"

am I correct? I know how those jerky Hawaiians can be

Alex · May 23rd, 2012, 03:34 PM

I think it's just bad writing when he intended to say "I won't ship the bike".

March 23rd, 2012, 09:38 PM	#2
cuz cuz Name: Israel Location: Houston (me) Galveston Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	player_embedded Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ THE GOOD LIFE

March 26th, 2012, 09:59 PM	#5
Mr.E That rider dude. Name: Eric Location: Orlando, Fl. Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 White Ninja 250 SE. Posts: A lot.	My ears... are bleeding... I hated it... but couldn't look away.... WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS??? __________________________________________________ Mods: flushmount Led front binkers, diode mod, pazzo levers, clear tank pad, racing replica grips, bike monkeys integrated tal light, zx-2r vinyls, rearsets, red bar ends, and more red accented stuff.

April 9th, 2012, 03:52 PM	#9
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Whats wrong with that one? Is the price too high? Idk 600s that well to get it lol __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 09:02 AM	#14
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	I hate when that happens. You link something to show how stupid/funny someone was, but they go and correct it on you before anyone else can see. __________________________________________________

April 16th, 2012, 11:52 AM	#19
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Guy didn't even clean that scooter, lol __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 23rd, 2012, 09:10 PM	#1
Mocha Man Blue Shell magnet Name: Nolan Location: Northwest Washington Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1997 Ninja 250 Posts: 816	Dumb Craigslist Ads What's the dumbest craigslist ad that you've seen for a bike (or for anything for that matter)? Anyone want to buy a 2011 Suzuki Ninja? http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/2914679012.html

March 27th, 2012, 03:24 AM	#6
burningscooter clutch Name: nameless Location: Maryland Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): L1 GSXR600 Posts: 543	Read that ad and was like, ehh, that's the 530, what did you expect. Haha

March 29th, 2012, 05:31 PM	#7
GreenNinja ninjette.org guru Name: I'm a ninja! Location: Stone Mtn Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 453	It didn't register with me at first as to why it was stupid. I was like "he is asking 2500 in title but is asking 3500 in body. it may be a typo". Then it registered...the brand name LOL. Maybe it was stolen?

April 9th, 2012, 12:05 PM	#8
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/2944473080.html Really?

April 10th, 2012, 07:05 AM	#12
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	uhhh... well, when I posted it, it was not the same ad. He went on about it being "hella fast like #1 podium" and "super JDM" It obviously is well written. I feel kind of stupid now....

April 13th, 2012, 10:28 AM	#15
itsEnZo ninjette.org member Name: Jared Location: Los Angeles Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): None.. YET Posts: 41	Should just take a screenshot, upload the pic to an image hosting site, and provide a link to the image. It takes a little while longer, but it ensures that everyone gets to see the same hilarity as you do lol Posted via Mobile Device

April 16th, 2012, 09:39 AM	#16
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	Not Craigslist, but equally funny.

April 16th, 2012, 10:32 AM	#17
GreenNinja ninjette.org guru Name: I'm a ninja! Location: Stone Mtn Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 453	So from this I can deduce that the word gsxr and salvage are interchangeable?

April 16th, 2012, 10:44 AM	#18
Liist ninjette.org guru Name: David Location: Florida Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 357	$5,000 for this 30-year-old thing. http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2960273984.html

April 16th, 2012, 12:05 PM	#21
Liist ninjette.org guru Name: David Location: Florida Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 357	When I saw the ad, I just didn't know. That's the kind of money I'll spend when I will get a 600. I can't comprehend who would be both rich and dumb enough to buy that POS at that price. Then again it's OBO. I'll offer $100 and see if anyone outbids me.

April 16th, 2012, 12:09 PM	#24
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I know what patina is and it's not meant to be on a 30 year old scooter lol. It's on old handguns, coins, etc. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 24th, 2012, 01:10 PM	#26
THE BIG SITT ninjette.org sage Name: Andy Location: Indianapolis Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 771	Lol… DOOM? http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2976335699.html

April 24th, 2012, 01:23 PM	#27
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	lol, the only place you'll find a "doom buggy" is on the Haunted Mansion ride at the Disney parks. __________________________________________________

April 26th, 2012, 12:58 PM	#28
Jono ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jono Location: Memphis, TN Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Triumph Street Triple, 2009 KLX250SF, 2003 Suzuki SV650S (Sold), 2006 Ninja 250 (Sold) Posts: A lot.	http://clarksville.craigslist.org/mcy/2954721219.html "This bike looks great, is fast off the line, and goes over 130 mph (depending on rider weight)." Well damn!! 130mph. This is probably one of the fastest ninja 250's out there. I wonder how much you have to weight

April 26th, 2012, 01:26 PM	#29
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	Shoot, that's a good price. Plus now we know who he is and where he lives because he posted his license plate all over Craigslist. Hope it don't get stolled

April 26th, 2012, 02:21 PM	#30
Goom ninjette.org guru Name: Eric Location: Concord, NC Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1976 CB550 Cafe, 2011 Ninja 250, 1999 Honda CR125 Posts: 264	Hey, you can't hate a guy for a typo. I'm sure it was supposed to say it goes 30mph...or maybe 13. I suppose it would really depend on rider weight. lol

April 26th, 2012, 02:24 PM	#31
Goom ninjette.org guru Name: Eric Location: Concord, NC Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1976 CB550 Cafe, 2011 Ninja 250, 1999 Honda CR125 Posts: 264	Andy, I'm sure you see all the gems around here on CL. Even better is hoosiertopics. Yikes!

April 29th, 2012, 12:49 PM	#33
Mocha Man Blue Shell magnet Name: Nolan Location: Northwest Washington Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1997 Ninja 250 Posts: 816	Woot! 6 Stroke scooter: http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/2974773944.html ...Too bad its missing the ped cock

May 17th, 2012, 03:53 PM	#34
mcnuggett ninjette.org member Name: kristy Location: kingsport TN Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 black 250r Posts: 97	http://tricities.craigslist.org/msg/3020448282.html

May 23rd, 2012, 02:05 PM	#38
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	It is kinda dumb. He says he will only sell to someone local. He lives in Hawaii.... It kind of rules out anyone else buying it....

May 23rd, 2012, 02:37 PM	#39
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	I think AJ thought he wouldnt sell it to anyone who wasnt "a local" am I correct? I know how those jerky Hawaiians can be __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

May 23rd, 2012, 03:34 PM	#40
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	I think it's just bad writing when he intended to say "I won't ship the bike". __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

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