Funny/stupid things people say about your bike(s) - Page 3

Jiggles · February 14th, 2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

Dude, I thought it was a 3000CC Ninja!

They make those!?!?

NDspd · February 14th, 2012, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

They make those!?!?

So basically this: http://www.v8musclebikes.com/

jonthechron · February 14th, 2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

They make those!?!?

Oh definitely, one of the biggest bikes I know of is the 8300 CC Dodge Tomahawk.

But it's not a V8, it's a V10.

DSpinler · February 14th, 2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jonthechron

Oh definitely, one of the biggest bikes I know of is the 8300 CC Dodge Tomahawk.

But it's not a V8, it's a V10.

Oh please, sure it shares some control characteristics with a motorcycle, but a motorcycle it is not. That, my friend, is a very very skinny one seat car that you straddle. It has 4 wheels. Not two. So nyah.

massacremasses · February 14th, 2012, 04:17 PM

I bet it only goes 50 mph.

saxnbass · February 14th, 2012, 04:18 PM

I've gotten that one.

Then the light turned green and I zipped off.

massacremasses · February 14th, 2012, 05:23 PM

tehehe

kid with a honda hatch NA told was like "dude you only have a 250?" I said "dude you wanna drag race?"

choneofakind · February 14th, 2012, 05:26 PM

smackenz · February 14th, 2012, 05:30 PM

"Can i ride it?" lol

jonthechron · February 14th, 2012, 06:55 PM

Well I don't know about 50 MPH, it does have 500 HP, stock. If you can ditch out 500k we can put it to the test.

massacremasses · February 14th, 2012, 07:03 PM

talking about the 250 yo.

mustang5.0 · February 14th, 2012, 07:39 PM

no one talks **** to me... most likely cause ive been riding with my boys who all have new supersport bikes.. when im alone, i've only had compliments

massacremasses · February 14th, 2012, 07:41 PM

jonthechron · February 15th, 2012, 01:36 AM

They see me trollin'
They hattin'

These Ninjers gonna try and catch me riding crazy
tryna catch me riding' crazy...
tryna catch me riding' crazy...
tryna catch me riding' crazy...
tryna catch me riding' crazy!

Mountain Dew · February 15th, 2012, 01:57 AM

Re: My 74 CB550

Every old guy on a harley has had one, or similar, like the 750. (and one even went through like 6 of em).

Because it kinda looks like an older cruiser, I actually had someone ask where the other cylinder was (it's an i4, so if you were looking for a v twin, you'd only see one cylinder).

"Damn that thing smokes like my dad!" This was when I was sitting in traffic and I still had several oil leaks, and they were all burning off in a smoky cloud.

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by trixter

If you say that out loud really over enunciate "Ninjers" you dont want any misunderstandings.

hahahahaha

mustang5.0 · February 15th, 2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

more like no one notices the ninja next to a daytona 675 and a bunch of SS bikes... kinda sad

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 08:38 AM

you ride with some dope bikes then

mustang5.0 · February 15th, 2012, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

you ride with some dope bikes then

yeah... i hang with a one-up crew... one guy sold his bike and got the triumph, the rest of the crew had to try and one up him.. now everyone is riding new bad ass bikes.. Im going to have to get a 848 Evo to stand out!! but i would still keep the ninja

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 09:11 AM

just get this

mustang5.0 · February 15th, 2012, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

just get this

nice..about the same price maybe a lil more out the door.. time to do work

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mustang5.0

nice..about the same price maybe a lil more out the door.. time to do work

I take that back. Get this

then YOU can talk ****. lol

Xoulrath · February 15th, 2012, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

tehehe

kid with a honda hatch NA told was like "dude you only have a 250?" I said "dude you wanna drag race?"

You better be mindful of those tuner cars. People who know what the hell they're doing can build those things fast enough to give my supersport a run for its money. It's not hard to take a POS Civic and drop a B18C1/C5, B16A, or H22A motor into those things. They are light to begin with and any of those engines effectively doubles the HP. A bit more work to add some boost and you can have fairly reliable 400 HP daily drivers.

Take into account the K-series motors from the RSX Type S and TSX and then you get even more power and reliabilty with less effort.

Not trying to start anything, just remember, when it comes to a straight line, you are ONLY on a 250.

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 01:01 PM

Its only an NA. I know exactly what they are capable of and I know exactly what the 250 is. I come from a car tuning background.

I specifically specified it was NA.... also idk anyone who has put an H22 in a civic... ive seen in an integra but even thats rare. the h22 is such a heavy motor most just put in the b18

and they are only in an FWD naturally aspirated civic... lol

akima · February 15th, 2012, 01:06 PM

@massacremasses: sounds like you know your stuff.

Xoulrath · February 15th, 2012, 01:17 PM

There are a few H22 Civics out there, but yes, it was generally a swap done with th Integra chassis. And yes, I agree, the B18 is the best of those motors, but the K's outdo them all.

Glad to know you are informed of that particular crowd. Some people aren't. And for what it's worth, I know for a fact that MY old 250 with ME on it couldn't beat MY 2007 GTI with my ex-wife driving it. I lunged and had a very slight lead to 50, and then she flew by me like I was standing still.

TnNinjaGirl · February 15th, 2012, 01:23 PM

An 09' 250 will not beat a 2001 VW Cabrio. Just saying.

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

@massacremasses: sounds like you know your stuff.

somewhat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xoulrath

There are a few H22 Civics out there, but yes, it was generally a swap done with th Integra chassis. And yes, I agree, the B18 is the best of those motors, but the K's outdo them all.

Glad to know you are informed of that particular crowd. Some people aren't. And for what it's worth, I know for a fact that MY old 250 with ME on it couldn't beat MY 2007 GTI with my ex-wife driving it. I lunged and had a very slight lead to 50, and then she flew by me like I was standing still.

word but how much is a k20 as opposed to a b18

Ive also heard they are quite a bit heavier so you lose some of the advantage of the extra HP.. But I have not witnessed it. I turboed b18 civic will spank sports cars in a straight line at a roll. haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

An 09' 250 will not beat a 2001 VW Cabrio. Just saying.

115 HP?

sure it could beat it in a mile long race... shoot my corolla could beat the 250 in a mile race

thats because it has a higher top speed. but in 1/4 mile or 1/8 mile? which is what I would race the kid in....

no chance. Your Cabrio would also not have a chance unless you have NOS and a quick spooling turbo or supercharger.

TnNinjaGirl · February 15th, 2012, 01:36 PM

I got the last laugh, my 250 still runs but the Cabrio doesn't...

massacremasses · February 15th, 2012, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

I got the last laugh, my 250 still runs but the Cabrio doesn't...

Japanese engineering > German engineering

mustang5.0 · February 15th, 2012, 03:14 PM

great.. now i miss my 93 lude with jdm swap

blink · February 15th, 2012, 06:55 PM

Hey is that a 600?

I used to own a 250, but upgraded to 600,

NDspd · February 15th, 2012, 10:49 PM

Porsche Representative: Dude is that the new 500 Kawasaki???!!
Me: Uhhh...hehe, nope 250.
Porsche Representative: Ohh, uhhh, are you sure?
Me: Yep, good'ol 250

Porsche Representative: *Feeling really stupid* Looks awesome man *walks awkwardly away*

blink · February 17th, 2012, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xoulrath

There are a few H22 Civics out there, but yes, it was generally a swap done with th Integra chassis. And yes, I agree, the B18 is the best of those motors, but the K's outdo them all.

Glad to know you are informed of that particular crowd. Some people aren't. And for what it's worth, I know for a fact that MY old 250 with ME on it couldn't beat MY 2007 GTI with my ex-wife driving it. I lunged and had a very slight lead to 50, and then she flew by me like I was standing still.

My 92 eg hatch had a b18c5 and man that thing was fun.
Stickiest car i had, fully tuned; i called it my marshmellow because I could corner like no other!

I was thinking of swapping an h22a into my first civic but ended up buying the b18c5 one lol

funnnnnn cars if they aren't rice cuz then you just feel like a fool

massacremasses · February 17th, 2012, 12:48 PM

I wont go back to FWD again... Ill leave it at that... AWD, RWD or its not for me... I always lol'd at my buddy in his integra cause Id be like "yo I got some 18s you want them" and hed be like yeah dude. Then id be "just kidding they are 18x9.5 and 5 lug.

"

akima · February 17th, 2012, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

I wont go back to FWD again... Ill leave it at that... AWD, RWD or its not for me... I always lol'd at my buddy in his integra cause Id be like "yo I got some 18s you want them" and hed be like yeah dude. Then id be "just kidding they are 18x9.5 and 5 lug.

"

That punchline just earned you the title "car geek"

choneofakind · February 17th, 2012, 01:23 PM

yeah haha I don't even understand the terminology used in posts 116 and 117...

nickjpass · February 17th, 2012, 01:30 PM

I think they're talking about tires.

massacremasses · February 17th, 2012, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

That punchline just earned you the title "car geek"

haha nice lotus...

I guess im proving your point, but in my defense I had to look up the model... lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

yeah haha I don't even understand the terminology used in posts 116 and 117...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickjpass

I think they're talking about tires.

Kind of. Blink was talking about engines.

I was talking about rims and where your engine POWER goes

FWD=Front wheel drive.

choneofakind · February 17th, 2012, 01:50 PM

HEY! I knew about the FWD vs AWD vs RWD nomenclature. I get that. I just didn't understand the conversions and the engine numbers/models and whatnot...

I also knew that was a lotus. I know a lot about various cars. Just not random terms about engine swaps or rims...

February 14th, 2012, 04:17 PM	#85
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	I bet it only goes 50 mph. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 14th, 2012, 05:23 PM	#87
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	tehehe kid with a honda hatch NA told was like "dude you only have a 250?" I said "dude you wanna drag race?" __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 14th, 2012, 07:03 PM	#91
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	talking about the 250 yo. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 14th, 2012, 07:39 PM	#92
mustang5.0 ninjette.org guru Name: E Location: 818 but i rep 516/631/718 Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 GIXXER 600 Posts: 381	no one talks **** to me... most likely cause ive been riding with my boys who all have new supersport bikes.. when im alone, i've only had compliments __________________________________________________ "You see it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. It's the blood you share, your family, your friendships, your community. These are the most valuable things a man could have."

February 14th, 2012, 07:41 PM	#93
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	__________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 14th, 2012, 04:18 PM	#86
saxnbass ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Nashville, TN Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 CBR600rr Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	I've gotten that one. Then the light turned green and I zipped off.

February 14th, 2012, 05:26 PM	#88
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14

February 14th, 2012, 05:30 PM	#89
smackenz ninjette.org member Name: Simon Location: Toronto Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Kawi 250 Posts: 118	"Can i ride it?" lol

February 14th, 2012, 06:55 PM	#90
jonthechron ninjette.org sage Name: Jon Location: Usa Join Date: Jan 2010 Motorcycle(s): magHitVE Posts: 649	Well I don't know about 50 MPH, it does have 500 HP, stock. If you can ditch out 500k we can put it to the test.

February 15th, 2012, 01:36 AM	#94
jonthechron ninjette.org sage Name: Jon Location: Usa Join Date: Jan 2010 Motorcycle(s): magHitVE Posts: 649	They see me trollin' They hattin' These Ninjers gonna try and catch me riding crazy tryna catch me riding' crazy... tryna catch me riding' crazy... tryna catch me riding' crazy... tryna catch me riding' crazy!

February 15th, 2012, 01:57 AM	#95
Mountain Dew Ambrosia. Name: Jaymie Location: Oahu, Hawaii Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1974 Honda CB550K0 W.I.P. Posts: A lot.	Re: My 74 CB550 Every old guy on a harley has had one, or similar, like the 750. (and one even went through like 6 of em). Because it kinda looks like an older cruiser, I actually had someone ask where the other cylinder was (it's an i4, so if you were looking for a v twin, you'd only see one cylinder). "Damn that thing smokes like my dad!" This was when I was sitting in traffic and I still had several oil leaks, and they were all burning off in a smoky cloud. __________________________________________________ Life's better on the Mountain.

February 15th, 2012, 08:38 AM	#98
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	you ride with some dope bikes then __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 15th, 2012, 09:11 AM	#100
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	just get this __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 15th, 2012, 01:01 PM	#104
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	Its only an NA. I know exactly what they are capable of and I know exactly what the 250 is. I come from a car tuning background. I specifically specified it was NA.... also idk anyone who has put an H22 in a civic... ive seen in an integra but even thats rare. the h22 is such a heavy motor most just put in the b18 and they are only in an FWD naturally aspirated civic... lol __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 15th, 2012, 01:06 PM	#105
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	@massacremasses: sounds like you know your stuff.

February 15th, 2012, 01:17 PM	#106
Xoulrath ninjette.org sage Name: T Location: U.S. Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): Current: '11 ZX-6R; Previous: '09 Ninjette; '08 ZX-6R (Ex-Wife '09 TU250X) Posts: 981	There are a few H22 Civics out there, but yes, it was generally a swap done with th Integra chassis. And yes, I agree, the B18 is the best of those motors, but the K's outdo them all. Glad to know you are informed of that particular crowd. Some people aren't. And for what it's worth, I know for a fact that MY old 250 with ME on it couldn't beat MY 2007 GTI with my ex-wife driving it. I lunged and had a very slight lead to 50, and then she flew by me like I was standing still. __________________________________________________ R.I.P EthioKnight (Alex)

February 15th, 2012, 01:23 PM	#107
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	An 09' 250 will not beat a 2001 VW Cabrio. Just saying.

February 15th, 2012, 01:36 PM	#109
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	I got the last laugh, my 250 still runs but the Cabrio doesn't...

February 15th, 2012, 03:14 PM	#111
mustang5.0 ninjette.org guru Name: E Location: 818 but i rep 516/631/718 Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 GIXXER 600 Posts: 381	great.. now i miss my 93 lude with jdm swap __________________________________________________ "You see it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. It's the blood you share, your family, your friendships, your community. These are the most valuable things a man could have."

February 15th, 2012, 06:55 PM	#112
blink Always. Name: Alex Location: Calgary, AB Join Date: Mar 2011 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250, '05 GSX-R600 Posts: A lot.	Hey is that a 600? I used to own a 250, but upgraded to 600, __________________________________________________ blink-182

February 15th, 2012, 10:49 PM	#113
NDspd 1/4 English, 3/4 Kick Ass Name: Jeremy Location: Dayton, OH Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 Triumph Speed Triple 955i, '05 Suzuki SV650S(retired), '11 Ninja 250R(sold) Posts: A lot.	Porsche Representative: Dude is that the new 500 Kawasaki???!! Me: Uhhh...hehe, nope 250. Porsche Representative: Ohh, uhhh, are you sure? Me: Yep, good'ol 250 Porsche Representative: Feeling really stupid Looks awesome man walks awkwardly away

February 17th, 2012, 12:48 PM	#115
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	I wont go back to FWD again... Ill leave it at that... AWD, RWD or its not for me... I always lol'd at my buddy in his integra cause Id be like "yo I got some 18s you want them" and hed be like yeah dude. Then id be "just kidding they are 18x9.5 and 5 lug. " __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 17th, 2012, 01:23 PM	#117
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	yeah haha I don't even understand the terminology used in posts 116 and 117...

February 17th, 2012, 01:30 PM	#118
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	I think they're talking about tires. __________________________________________________

February 17th, 2012, 01:50 PM	#120
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	HEY! I knew about the FWD vs AWD vs RWD nomenclature. I get that. I just didn't understand the conversions and the engine numbers/models and whatnot... I also knew that was a lotus. I know a lot about various cars. Just not random terms about engine swaps or rims...

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