So very funny story

hexstylee · July 1st, 2012, 03:12 PM

i make a quick trip to the store a few minutes away so i hop on the freeway with top gear but with shorts (here come the flames) i know i know.... so anyways im like half a mile away from my house, which is parallel to the freeway and sure enough i get a freaking bee in my shorts. -______-

next thing i know im pulling over pulling the stringer off my left buttcheek lolol

anyways lesson learned exterminate all bees... lol

DevinWolfe · July 1st, 2012, 03:14 PM

Death to bees, I suppose...

lamchops · July 1st, 2012, 03:29 PM

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next thing i know im pulling over pulling the stringer off my left buttcheek lolol

anyways lesson learned exterminate all bees... lol

o_O Errr...
Learning lessons: you're doing it wrong. lol

EthioKnight · July 1st, 2012, 03:31 PM

lol...even with a freaking leather jacket, I've felt the impact of some insects out there...effin' pests!

hexstylee · July 1st, 2012, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

lol...even with a freaking leather jacket, I've felt the impact of some insects out there...effin' pests!

but this one went through the openings on my shorts from the legs.... O_o

CC Cowboy · July 1st, 2012, 05:57 PM

You're lucky it was your butt.

NDspd · July 1st, 2012, 06:05 PM

makes a good point^^^

fizzer914 · July 1st, 2012, 07:24 PM

haha u just wait till tomorrow lol youll b itching ur ass like crazy

July 1st, 2012, 07:35 PM

lol, and that is why it would be terrible to not wear a helmet. Imagine how many bugs you would take to the face.

CC Cowboy · July 2nd, 2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by codestp202

lol, and that is why it would be terrible to not wear a helmet. Imagine how many bugs you would take to the face.

Like I tell all the girls, it's protein and it's good for you.

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by codestp202

lol, and that is why it would be terrible to not wear a helmet. Imagine how many bugs you would take to the face.

I don't know if this happens to anyone else but I get bugs IN my helmet while riding. I don't understand how that happens! The first time it happened it was a BEE inside...I thought it was on my visor and stuck there, then it started crawling, that's when I realized it was on the inside of my visor.

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

I don't know if this happens to anyone else but I get bugs IN my helmet while riding. I don't understand how that happens! The first time it happened it was a BEE inside...I thought it was on my visor and stuck there, then it started crawling, that's when I realized it was on the inside of my visor.

They fly up your chin, happends to me all the time... Sometimes get dirt in my eyes

dino74 · July 2nd, 2012, 10:35 AM

I was riding with a chick once and a bee flew down her jacket, then it stung her on the boob.

There is a happy ending to this story.... I got to remove the stinger.

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Stingray1000

They fly up your chin, happends to me all the time... Sometimes get dirt in my eyes

Really? I asked around and no one's ever admitted it to me. LOL

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Originally Posted by dino74

.... I got to remove the stinger.

And I bet you're so glad you found a thread related to post that story. Hahaha!

EMSRacer07 · July 2nd, 2012, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

Really? I asked around and no one's ever admitted it to me. LOL

And I bet you're so glad you found a thread related to post that story. Hahaha!

i always get some little bugs that go into my top vents or dirt. it happens. Never had a bug fly in under the chin.

Goom · July 2nd, 2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

I don't know if this happens to anyone else but I get bugs IN my helmet while riding. I don't understand how that happens! The first time it happened it was a BEE inside...I thought it was on my visor and stuck there, then it started crawling, that's when I realized it was on the inside of my visor.

I think I am a magnet for bugs. On two consecutive rides, I had to pull over because a gnat actually went IN my eye. The first time, I was with a buddy and couldn't get his attention, so that one took a ride for about 10 miles. I also picked up a bee in the top vent of my helmet the other day.

dino74 · July 2nd, 2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

And I bet you're so glad you found a thread related to post that story. Hahaha!

My vision quest is finally over and I can die in peace...

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

Really? I asked around and no one's ever admitted it to me. LOL

It's not like it's a big secret..... Nothing embarrassing about it....

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Stingray1000

It's not like it's a big secret..... Nothing embarrassing about it....

Yeah - really

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dino74

My vision quest is finally over and I can die in peace...

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Stingray1000

Ummm...what pic were you looking forward to? A stinger in a boobie or a stinger in an a$$?

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

Ummm...what pic were you looking forward to? A stinger in a boobie or a stinger in an a$$?

Boob yes and depends on the a$$ LOL

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 12:06 PM

You should always clarify before making such a request!

Chuffmonkey · July 2nd, 2012, 12:08 PM

I had my first bug strike this morning on my commute in. All I saw was a yellow blur and it hit me in the throat (I was going about 80). That smarts. It hurt so much that I was checked for blood (and found guts).

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

You should always clarify before making such a request!

LOL Depends on each person's seperate situation... but in my siatuation I will agree with you.... I know you're married so I won't even ask if you're offering LOL See I'm SMRT... LOL

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuffmonkey

I had my first bug strike this morning on my commute in. All I saw was a yellow blur and it hit me in the throat (I was going about 80). That smarts. It hurt so much that I was checked for blood (and found guts).

Sometimes they DO hurt! I think it must have been a locust or something that hit me in the shoulder once. I literally looked around at first thinking someone just nailed me with a rock somewhere. I was quite surprised how painful bugs can be. This is my first time riding around, so I'm learning all these neat things no one tells you about. LOL

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LOL Depends on each person's seperate situation... but in my siatuation I will agree with you.... I know you're married so I won't even ask if you're offering LOL See I'm SMRT... LOL

Even if I wasn't married I wouldn't offer...some things you just don't want or need to see. LOL

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

Even if I wasn't married I wouldn't offer...some things you just don't want or need to see. LOL

I've seen your pics so "says you" lol I'd just ingore the nasty puffy stung part LOL Trust me my focus on anyhting else wouldn't be there I'm sure :P

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 12:39 PM

Lol :d

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 12:40 PM

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Lol :d

Love the new avatar btw :P

Minikin_Jo · July 2nd, 2012, 12:52 PM

Thanks! I made it on Instagram. LOL

Stingray1000 · July 2nd, 2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

Thanks! I made it on Instagram. LOL

play castleville, farmville, fishville too? LOL

ai4px · July 2nd, 2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hexstylee

i make a quick trip to the store a few minutes away so i hop on the freeway with top gear but with shorts (here come the flames) i know i know.... so anyways im like half a mile away from my house, which is parallel to the freeway and sure enough i get a freaking bee in my shorts. -______-

next thing i know im pulling over pulling the stringer off my left buttcheek lolol

anyways lesson learned exterminate all bees... lol

For the people who will be-a-preachin' against squids...

In full gear my wife had a bee fly right up her jacket sleeve and sting her on the inside of her elbow. You couldn't do that again in a million years.

Wes

ai4px · July 2nd, 2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EMSRacer07

i always get some little bugs that go into my top vents or dirt. it happens. Never had a bug fly in under the chin.

I had a bug of some sort fly under the chin bar and hook right up inside to my nose. He went in my nose... way up my nose... so now I'm coughing, snorting and blowing like crazy. In the end, he ended up going the full course and as I swallowed him, it left a bitter taste. Yechhhh.

I'm sure it must've been funny for the cagers behind me to see some biker slinging his head around like crazy for no appearent reason.

Robinhood · July 2nd, 2012, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

I don't know if this happens to anyone else but I get bugs IN my helmet while riding. I don't understand how that happens! The first time it happened it was a BEE inside...I thought it was on my visor and stuck there, then it started crawling, that's when I realized it was on the inside of my visor.

LOL, same thing happened to me...on the freeway! Noticed a bug on my visor, a couple seconds later, it started crawling, so I turned my head sideways so the wind would catch it. That didn't work, so I wipe my hand across my visor. That didn't work either...WAH OH!

I focused my vision onto it, and it was a bee INSIDE my helmet. Panicked and opened my visor up. Bad move! Not exactly sure where it went, but I couldn't pull over right away, cuz I was on an onramp bridge between freeways. Took the first exit I could...it was the longest 30 seconds ever! When I finally got stopped, I pulled my helmet off as fast as I could, but couldn't find the bee.

Guess it got blown out when I opened the visor. Hmm...that, or it's somewhere wedged in the padding of my helmet. Lemme go check that now...

Minikin_Jo · July 3rd, 2012, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Robinhood

LOL, same thing happened to me... Noticed a bug on my visor, a couple seconds later, it started crawling, so I turned my head sideways so the wind would catch it. That didn't work, so I wipe my hand across my visor. That didn't work either...WAH OH!

I focused my vision onto it, and it was a bee INSIDE my helmet.

That's basically how it happened to me. I could have pulled over but I was ALMOST home and I felt like, as long as I can still see the bee, I'm good! I did try a couple times to flip up my visor but I figured it if went into my eye, that would be just as bad as being stung in the face.

Minikin_Jo · July 3rd, 2012, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Stingray1000

play castleville, farmville, fishville too? LOL

Harhar - no, I do not.

I do, however, play Words with Friends & Draw Something.

Stingray1000 · July 3rd, 2012, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

Harhar - no, I do not.

I do, however, play Words with Friends & Draw Something.

I don't play FB games lol I play COMBAT ARMS!

ME TOO

Minikin_Jo · July 3rd, 2012, 09:53 AM

I don't play any games on FB - those are thru my phone.

Stingray1000 · July 3rd, 2012, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

I don't play any games on FB - those are thru my phone.

Ahhh that makes sense.. your still a nerd lol

Minikin_Jo · July 3rd, 2012, 10:15 AM

Yup!

July 1st, 2012, 03:12 PM	#1
hexstylee ninjette.org member Name: Chris Location: los angeles Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 636, 2011 250R Posts: 70	So very funny story i make a quick trip to the store a few minutes away so i hop on the freeway with top gear but with shorts (here come the flames) i know i know.... so anyways im like half a mile away from my house, which is parallel to the freeway and sure enough i get a freaking bee in my shorts. -______- next thing i know im pulling over pulling the stringer off my left buttcheek lolol anyways lesson learned exterminate all bees... lol

July 1st, 2012, 05:57 PM	#6
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	You're lucky it was your butt. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

July 2nd, 2012, 10:35 AM	#13
dino74 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: dino Location: Oceanside, Ca Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): '09 250 Street, '09 250 Race, '13 300 Race Posts: A lot.	I was riding with a chick once and a bee flew down her jacket, then it stung her on the boob. There is a happy ending to this story.... I got to remove the stinger. __________________________________________________ CVMA #55

July 2nd, 2012, 12:06 PM	#23
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July 2nd, 2012, 12:39 PM	#28
Minikin_Jo ninjette.org sage Name: Jo Location: Howard County, MD Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 Posts: 528	Lol :d __________________________________________________ I'm not short, I'm concentrated AWESOME!

July 1st, 2012, 03:14 PM	#2
DevinWolfe Which pedal is the gas? Name: Devin Location: Knoxville, TN Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R SE Posts: 192	Death to bees, I suppose...

July 1st, 2012, 03:31 PM	#4
EthioKnight Super Noob Name: Alex Location: Mobile, AL Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): '09 Kawasaki Ninja 250R, '84 Honda Spree 50cc Posts: A lot.	lol...even with a freaking leather jacket, I've felt the impact of some insects out there...effin' pests!

July 1st, 2012, 06:05 PM	#7
NDspd 1/4 English, 3/4 Kick Ass Name: Jeremy Location: Dayton, OH Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 Triumph Speed Triple 955i, '05 Suzuki SV650S(retired), '11 Ninja 250R(sold) Posts: A lot.	makes a good point^^^

July 1st, 2012, 07:24 PM	#8
fizzer914 ninjette.org member Name: paul Location: westchester, ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 se Posts: 121	haha u just wait till tomorrow lol youll b itching ur ass like crazy

July 1st, 2012, 07:35 PM	#9
codestp202 Guest Posts: n/a	lol, and that is why it would be terrible to not wear a helmet. Imagine how many bugs you would take to the face.

July 2nd, 2012, 12:08 PM	#24
Chuffmonkey ninjette.org member Name: Alex Location: Salt Lake City Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Triumph Street Triple R, 2011 250R SE (sold 5/8/13) Posts: 128	I had my first bug strike this morning on my commute in. All I saw was a yellow blur and it hit me in the throat (I was going about 80). That smarts. It hurt so much that I was checked for blood (and found guts).

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Minikin_Jo ninjette.org sage Name: Jo Location: Howard County, MD Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 Posts: 528	Thanks! I made it on Instagram. LOL __________________________________________________ I'm not short, I'm concentrated AWESOME!

July 3rd, 2012, 09:53 AM	#38
Minikin_Jo ninjette.org sage Name: Jo Location: Howard County, MD Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 Posts: 528	I don't play any games on FB - those are thru my phone. __________________________________________________ I'm not short, I'm concentrated AWESOME!

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Minikin_Jo ninjette.org sage Name: Jo Location: Howard County, MD Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 Posts: 528	Yup! __________________________________________________ I'm not short, I'm concentrated AWESOME!

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