What things have people done to your ride while parked and thought you weren't lookin

Stingray1000 · April 28th, 2012, 06:07 PM

I came out to my bike a few weeks ago and noticed one of my mirrors moved all the way around... I was just wondering what other things have happened to your bikes. One person once told me someone sat on his bike till he ran up and scared the hell out of the guy.... Anyone have any stories to share?

Jiggles · April 28th, 2012, 06:12 PM

Someone put their penis in my exhaust. My little girl was so violated, she wasn't even 1 year old

April 28th, 2012, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Someone put their penis in my exhaust. My little girl was so violated, she wasn't even 1 year old

Same thing happened to my bike

choneofakind · April 28th, 2012, 06:18 PM

well, people have looked at it. Once, one of my riding buddies hopped on and rolled it as far as he could with the wheel locked to the left and it freaked me out.

Besides that, I'm sure there have been myriads of boners popped when viewing my ninjette

n4mwd · April 28th, 2012, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Stingray1000

I came out to my bike a few weeks ago and noticed one of my mirrors moved all the way around... I was just wondering what other things have happened to your bikes. One person once told me someone sat on his bike till he ran up and scared the hell out of the guy.... Anyone have any stories to share?

Mirror: Idiots will do that. Its not malice, its stupidity. They want to count their zits or something similar. I've seen them do it. They flip the mirror around so they can see themselves and then just walk off and leave it that way. They used to do the same thing to cars until manufacturers put the mirrors inside little shells so they can't be moved from the outside.

Sitting on bike: The guy was trying to steal it. They sit on it to see if anyone will notice. If they can sit there for a few minutes undisturbed, they break the lock and ride off with it.

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Originally Posted by choneofakind

well, people have looked at it. Once, one of my riding buddies hopped on and rolled it as far as he could with the wheel locked to the left and it freaked me out.

Besides that, I'm sure there have been myriads of boners popped when viewing my ninjette

Its VERY RUDE to sit on someones bike without their permission. I would make sure any riding buddies understood that when I was done yelling at them. Sheesh, that's like having a friend walk up and kiss your girlfriend right in front of you.

Boners: Yes, its especially evident if you ride near a nudist resort. Ninjas have that effect on guys. Girls don't have boners of course, but they have an irresistible urge to jump on the back while you're riding.

Malicious Logic · April 28th, 2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by n4mwd

Sitting on bike: The guy was trying to steal it. They sit on it to see if anyone will notice. If they can sit there for a few minutes undisturbed, they break the lock and ride off with it.

Its VERY RUDE to sit on someones bike without their permission. I would make sure any riding buddies understood that when I was done yelling at them. Sheesh, that's like having a friend walk up and kiss your girlfriend right in front of you.

Now, now. According to many here, we should have nothing but love in our hearts for people who sit on our bikes w/o permission and never get angry or assume they have ill-intentions.

choneofakind · April 28th, 2012, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by n4mwd

Its VERY RUDE to sit on someones bike without their permission. I would make sure any riding buddies understood that when I was done yelling at them. Sheesh, that's like having a friend walk up and kiss your girlfriend right in front of you.

hahaha yeah I know. I told him what was on my mind at the moment.

mustang5.0 · April 29th, 2012, 12:42 PM

the mofo at the business next to where i work... this fool just hoped on my baby... I wouldnt have cared but our businesses hate each other

EthioKnight · April 29th, 2012, 01:31 PM

I once got off work to find someone had scratched and defaced (though minor) my gas tank...never discovered if this was a personal attack or some random loser's idea of being ...cool?
It opened my eyes to just how vulnerable our two-wheeled companions are and since then I have taken to carrying my motorcycle cover to any place where I'll be parking for an extended period of time.

Oh! I once was seated by the window @ KFC's facing my 'jette and this teen, after walking around and staring at my bike for perhaps 15 minutes, looked around carefully and gingerly sat on my bike. I had been watching him the entire time and new his intentions were not criminal (his face lighting up like Christmas lights was evident enough of this) so I went back to my rapidly cooling food and let him fondle my precious, not inappropriately of coarse

Jiggles · April 29th, 2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

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What a huge tease! You can't even have sex with her!

xSean13 · April 29th, 2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

I once got off work to find someone had scratched and defaced (though minor) my gas tank...never discovered if this was a personal attack or some random loser's idea of being ...cool?
It opened my eyes to just how vulnerable our two-wheeled companions are and since then I have taken to carrying my motorcycle cover to any place where I'll be parking for an extended period of time.

Oh! I once was seated by the window @ KFC's facing my 'jette and this teen, after walking around and staring at my bike for perhaps 15 minutes, looked around carefully and gingerly sat on my bike. I had been watching him the entire time and new his intentions were not criminal (his face lighting up like Christmas lights was evident enough of this) so I went back to my rapidly cooling food and let him fondle my precious, not inappropriately of coarse

After seeing that tank pad...no wonder he was so eager to get on it.

EthioKnight · April 29th, 2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

What a huge tease! You can't even have sex with her!

lol...she's good company on long and lonely roads though... and she keeps my gf on her feet

Jiggles · April 29th, 2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

and she keeps my gf on her feet

Who needs to compete with a nippleless vagless sticker? Maybe someone missing a butthole?

EthioKnight · April 29th, 2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Who needs to compete with a nippleless vagless sticker? Maybe someone missing a butthole?

..and that, ladies and gentlemen, is coming from a drool-inducing-stickerless, girlfriendless, bipedal mobility less dude on a couch...oh! the insanity

Jiggles · April 29th, 2012, 02:06 PM

Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can waste it on a bike???

EthioKnight · April 29th, 2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can waste it on a bike???

A real biker never uses the word "waste" when referring to the dough he spends on his bike...nor does a real gentleman use that word in reference to a lady...that makes you neither dude lol

Jiggles · April 29th, 2012, 02:22 PM

Malicious Logic · April 29th, 2012, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

Oh! I once was seated by the window @ KFC's facing my 'jette and this teen, after walking around and staring at my bike for perhaps 15 minutes, looked around carefully and gingerly sat on my bike. I had been watching him the entire time and new his intentions were not criminal (his face lighting up like Christmas lights was evident enough of this) so I went back to my rapidly cooling food and let him fondle my precious, not inappropriately of coarse

Lol, you say you know how vulnerable they are but you let someone sit on it? You must be a nice person IRL.

xSean13 · April 29th, 2012, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Logic

Lol, you say you know how vulnerable they are but you let someone sit on it? You must be a nice person IRL.

Southern hospitality. We're nice "folks" :P

Whiskey · April 29th, 2012, 04:58 PM

I caught some greasy turkish f*cker kick the bike as he walked past it, I think he was trying to kick the tax disc off it. He didn't spot me down at the wheel taking a 5ft lock chain off. I asked in a not very polite manner what the f*ck he thought he was doing, and he tried to start a fight with me until he spotted that I was ready to cave his head in with the lock if he took one more step in my direction.

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

I once got off work to find someone had scratched and defaced (though minor) my gas tank...never discovered if this was a personal attack or some random loser's idea of being ...cool?

Probably the latter. Some c*nt tried to scratch a football teams initials into the top of the tank in the staff car park of the children's hospital I worked in. (I didn't see it happen, lucky for whoever did it)

Other than that I've seen someone warm their hands over the exhaust
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n4mwd · April 29th, 2012, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EthioKnight

A real biker never uses the word "waste" when referring to the dough he spends on his bike...nor does a real gentleman use that word in reference to a lady...that makes you neither dude lol

I'm sure he meant:
"Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can bestow funds on a bike???"

As far as GF's go, they're kind of useless unless they ride too.

TnNinjaGirl · April 29th, 2012, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by n4mwd

I'm sure he meant:
"Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can bestow funds on a bike???"

As far as GF's go, they're kind of useless unless they ride too.

Dianese suits generally cost more than a purse. Just sayin'.

n4mwd · April 29th, 2012, 07:24 PM

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Dianese suits generally cost more than a purse. Just sayin'.

And some girls are higher maintenance than a 100 Ninjas. Just saying....

TnNinjaGirl · April 29th, 2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by n4mwd

And some girls are higher maintenance than a 100 Ninjas. Just saying....

I resemble that remark.

I guess I should contribute to the original topic...

I came out of church one time with someone sitting on my bike. All of the bikes have a certain spot they park in. I think the dude was a thief and didn't know when the service let out. He just sat there like he owned it. I simply asked him to get off of it. He did. It was really kind of strange.

Goom · April 29th, 2012, 07:29 PM

I don't have any personal stories (yet), but a dude I used to work with had plenty. One time, he came out of a store and a guy was sitting on his bike, so he played it off to see what would happen. He just walked up and said "hey man, that's a nice bike. Did you just get it?" The guy was like "yeah, it's new", so he pulled out his key and said "then they probably should have given you this" followed by some sort of threat to mangle his face.

He also said he watched someone try to steal his helmet while it was locked on his bike. One of his buddies had a brand new shoei that someone stole by cutting the strap off.

n4mwd · April 30th, 2012, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

I came out of church one time with someone sitting on my bike. All of the bikes have a certain spot they park in. I think the dude was a thief and didn't know when the service let out. He just sat there like he owned it. I simply asked him to get off of it. He did. It was really kind of strange.

If he had gotten their sooner, your bike would have been one of the numerous parted out bikes on ebay and craigs list. Or one of the numerous ones people put on there for sale with no title. When they sit on them like that, they are definitely planning on stealing them. They sit there for a few minutes and then they casually break the steering lock with their leg. Check to make sure yours still works.

FBNTH · April 30th, 2012, 06:34 AM

That reminds me of this video

Link to original page on YouTube.

broilmebk · April 30th, 2012, 12:49 PM

^wow. Being new to riding, that scares the crap out of me and my '12 ninja

Jiggles · April 30th, 2012, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by broilmebk

^wow. Being new to riding, that scares the crap out of me and my '12 ninja

Insurance

the big mike · April 30th, 2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Someone put their penis in my exhaust. My little girl was so violated, she wasn't even 1 year old

I've been looking at my exhaust today....

I find it rather funny thinking that someone managed to put that in there

and secondly: how did you know?

CZroe · April 30th, 2012, 02:04 PM

When I first arrived in San Diego on Dec 23rd, 2008, my bike was FILTHY. The next morning, someone wrote "hell" on the windscreen with their finger in the grime. It went right up to the edge so, I just kept telling myself that they wanted to write hello but ran out of room.

Malicious Logic · April 30th, 2012, 02:26 PM

'Least it was on the windscreen and not the paint.

akima · April 30th, 2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Whiskey

Other than that I've seen someone warm their hands over the exhaust
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Hard times in Ireland ey?

I park my bike in quite public areas sometimes. I've been a bit concerned about a kid getting attracted to the big shiny green ninja and touching the hot exhaust.

Malicious Logic · April 30th, 2012, 03:03 PM

Meh, it'd just be another one of life's lessons. You touch a hot pot barehanded once and you generally strive to never do that again. Kid burns himself on a strangers bike, he'll keep his hands to himself.

Jiggles · April 30th, 2012, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by the big mike

I've been looking at my exhaust today....

I find it rather funny thinking that someone managed to put that in there

and secondly: how did you know?

Well she just wasn't the same after the incident. I put her in therapy but it didn't seem to help. Then one day she just couldn't take living anymore and rammed herself into a car. The therapist let me know at her funeral, there are sick people out there

Stingray1000 · April 30th, 2012, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

I resemble that remark.

I guess I should contribute to the original topic...

I came out of church one time with someone sitting on my bike. All of the bikes have a certain spot they park in. I think the dude was a thief and didn't know when the service let out. He just sat there like he owned it. I simply asked him to get off of it. He did. It was really kind of strange.

Well i waited in the church but you never walked down the isle..... figured i'd get ur attn somehow

lol j/k

CZroe · April 30th, 2012, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

Hard times in Ireland ey?

I park my bike in quite public areas sometimes. I've been a bit concerned about a kid getting attracted to the big shiny green ninja and touching the hot exhaust.

It happened the day I got my bike home to GA and rode to a friend's house. His 1-year-old ran out and threw his hands on the shiny new exhaust.

Ricke115 · May 2nd, 2012, 11:03 AM

Ive seen countless people looking at mine at work but i park it on the sidewalk right in front of the window so i can keep an eye on it constantly, but one time i was out eating and i came out and someone had jacked my lisence plate

NDspd · May 3rd, 2012, 07:23 AM

I've had someone write "love" "It" on my mirrors...I take that as a compliment, but still kind of annoying.

I've also had a Middle Eastern family pose and have pictures taken with it.

I watched people walk up to it study the body work, and walk away. But, I'm still scared about some one sitting on it.

Ninja Justin · May 5th, 2012, 03:58 AM

You guys are lucky

Someone thought it would be funny to not only scratch my bike, but to crack my fairing, i came outside and did a pre-ride check, and was like "WHAT THE F***!?!?!?!?!??!?!" I have no idea who it was, cause i am new to the town i am in... oh, this was about the same time that my bicycle was stolen, so if it was the same person, They are dead! I am especially pissed about this because it is a 2010 Se... So i'm pretty sure the fairing is even more expensive to replace... (i would have rather some weirdo raped my exhaust pipe :/ )

Just did a search, it will cost $309 to replace it :/

April 28th, 2012, 06:07 PM	#1
Stingray1000 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jon Location: Newark, De Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	What things have people done to your ride while parked and thought you weren't lookin I came out to my bike a few weeks ago and noticed one of my mirrors moved all the way around... I was just wondering what other things have happened to your bikes. One person once told me someone sat on his bike till he ran up and scared the hell out of the guy.... Anyone have any stories to share? __________________________________________________ http://www.facebook.com/groups/DeMdNjPagrouprides/ I live my life a quarter mile at a time! Who is affraid of the big bad jiggles???? LOL

April 28th, 2012, 06:12 PM	#2
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Someone put their penis in my exhaust. My little girl was so violated, she wasn't even 1 year old __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 29th, 2012, 12:42 PM	#8
mustang5.0 ninjette.org guru Name: E Location: 818 but i rep 516/631/718 Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 GIXXER 600 Posts: 381	the mofo at the business next to where i work... this fool just hoped on my baby... I wouldnt have cared but our businesses hate each other __________________________________________________ "You see it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. It's the blood you share, your family, your friendships, your community. These are the most valuable things a man could have."

April 29th, 2012, 02:06 PM	#15
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can waste it on a bike??? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 29th, 2012, 02:22 PM	#17
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	__________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 28th, 2012, 06:18 PM	#4
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	well, people have looked at it. Once, one of my riding buddies hopped on and rolled it as far as he could with the wheel locked to the left and it freaked me out. Besides that, I'm sure there have been myriads of boners popped when viewing my ninjette

April 29th, 2012, 01:31 PM	#9
EthioKnight Super Noob Name: Alex Location: Mobile, AL Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): '09 Kawasaki Ninja 250R, '84 Honda Spree 50cc Posts: A lot.	I once got off work to find someone had scratched and defaced (though minor) my gas tank...never discovered if this was a personal attack or some random loser's idea of being ...cool? It opened my eyes to just how vulnerable our two-wheeled companions are and since then I have taken to carrying my motorcycle cover to any place where I'll be parking for an extended period of time. Oh! I once was seated by the window @ KFC's facing my 'jette and this teen, after walking around and staring at my bike for perhaps 15 minutes, looked around carefully and gingerly sat on my bike. I had been watching him the entire time and new his intentions were not criminal (his face lighting up like Christmas lights was evident enough of this) so I went back to my rapidly cooling food and let him fondle my precious, not inappropriately of coarse

April 29th, 2012, 07:29 PM	#25
Goom ninjette.org guru Name: Eric Location: Concord, NC Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1976 CB550 Cafe, 2011 Ninja 250, 1999 Honda CR125 Posts: 264	I don't have any personal stories (yet), but a dude I used to work with had plenty. One time, he came out of a store and a guy was sitting on his bike, so he played it off to see what would happen. He just walked up and said "hey man, that's a nice bike. Did you just get it?" The guy was like "yeah, it's new", so he pulled out his key and said "then they probably should have given you this" followed by some sort of threat to mangle his face. He also said he watched someone try to steal his helmet while it was locked on his bike. One of his buddies had a brand new shoei that someone stole by cutting the strap off.

April 30th, 2012, 06:34 AM	#27
FBNTH ninjette.org member Name: Rick Location: Winter Park, Fl Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet Posts: 64	That reminds me of this video Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ Rick

April 30th, 2012, 12:49 PM	#28
broilmebk ninjette.org sage Name: Brian Location: Orange County, CA Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): '12 ninja 250r Posts: 762	^wow. Being new to riding, that scares the crap out of me and my '12 ninja

April 30th, 2012, 02:04 PM	#31
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	When I first arrived in San Diego on Dec 23rd, 2008, my bike was FILTHY. The next morning, someone wrote "hell" on the windscreen with their finger in the grime. It went right up to the edge so, I just kept telling myself that they wanted to write hello but ran out of room.

April 30th, 2012, 02:26 PM	#32
Malicious Logic hates stupid people Name: Mark Location: Oklahoma City Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2005 ZX6R Posts: 860	'Least it was on the windscreen and not the paint. __________________________________________________ My vlogging channel: Ma1iciousLogic

April 30th, 2012, 03:03 PM	#34
Malicious Logic hates stupid people Name: Mark Location: Oklahoma City Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2005 ZX6R Posts: 860	Meh, it'd just be another one of life's lessons. You touch a hot pot barehanded once and you generally strive to never do that again. Kid burns himself on a strangers bike, he'll keep his hands to himself. __________________________________________________ My vlogging channel: Ma1iciousLogic

May 2nd, 2012, 11:03 AM	#38
Ricke115 ninjette.org member Name: Ricke Location: Spring Hilll, FL Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Black Ninja 250r Posts: 21	Ive seen countless people looking at mine at work but i park it on the sidewalk right in front of the window so i can keep an eye on it constantly, but one time i was out eating and i came out and someone had jacked my lisence plate

May 3rd, 2012, 07:23 AM	#39
NDspd 1/4 English, 3/4 Kick Ass Name: Jeremy Location: Dayton, OH Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 Triumph Speed Triple 955i, '05 Suzuki SV650S(retired), '11 Ninja 250R(sold) Posts: A lot.	I've had someone write "love" "It" on my mirrors...I take that as a compliment, but still kind of annoying. I've also had a Middle Eastern family pose and have pictures taken with it. I watched people walk up to it study the body work, and walk away. But, I'm still scared about some one sitting on it.

May 5th, 2012, 03:58 AM	#40
Ninja Justin ninjette.org Ninja :) Name: Justin Location: Anchorage Alaska Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Kawasaki Ninja 250R SE Posts: 42	You guys are lucky Someone thought it would be funny to not only scratch my bike, but to crack my fairing, i came outside and did a pre-ride check, and was like "WHAT THE F**!?!?!?!?!??!?!" I have no idea who it was, cause i am new to the town i am in... oh, this was about the same time that my bicycle was stolen, so if it was the same person, They are dead! I am especially pissed about this because it is a 2010 Se... So i'm pretty sure the fairing is even more expensive to replace... (i would have rather some weirdo raped my exhaust pipe :/ ) Just did a search, it will cost $309 to replace it :/ __________________________________________________ http://www.ninjette.org/forums/group.php?groupid=23 The Anchorage Ninja's Last futzed with by Ninja Justin; May 5th, 2012 at 04:06 AM. Reason: Because foo!*

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