September 18th, 2011, 09:33 AM | #1 |
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Name: Hans
Location: Lexington, Ky
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Handy Latin Phrases
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! My wife will kill me! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. The designated hitter rule has got to go. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face? More Useful Latin Sona si Latine loqueris. Honk if you speak Latin. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me. Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin! Gramen artificiosum odi. I hate Astroturf. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Don't call me, I'll call you. Nullo metro compositum est. It doesn't rhyme. Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem. Fac ut gaudeam. Make my day. Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket! Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway. Re vera, potas bene. Say, you sure are drinking a lot. Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! May barbarians invade your personal space! Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! May conspirators assassinate you in the mall! Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! Radix lecti Couch potato Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm! Mellita, domi adsum. Honey, I'm home. Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. I am as dead as the nehru jacket. Ventis secundis, tene cursum. Go with the flow. Totum dependeat. Let it all hang out. Te precor dulcissime supplex! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Magister Mundi sum! I am the Master of the Universe! Fac me cocleario vomere! Gag me with a spoon! Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? Prehende uxorem meam, sis! Take my wife, please! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business. Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts. Sic faciunt omnes. Everyone is doing it. Fac ut vivas. Get a life. Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! Let's all wear mood rings! Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. |
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September 18th, 2011, 10:52 AM | #2 |
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September 18th, 2011, 11:02 AM | #3 |
There's a limit to s2pdty
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mmm Okay (:
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September 18th, 2011, 11:17 AM | #4 |
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I'll remember that next time I'm at a hippie rave in Rome.
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September 18th, 2011, 01:20 PM | #5 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
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MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14
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Great phrases.
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September 18th, 2011, 02:50 PM | #6 |
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Name: Kensai
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Semper ubi sub ubi.
Always where under where. |
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September 18th, 2011, 07:44 PM | #8 |
Ninjette wanabe :D
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senior su queso fresco
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September 18th, 2011, 07:45 PM | #9 |
Ninjette wanabe :D
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lol spread the cheeks and life the... XD
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September 22nd, 2011, 05:29 AM | #10 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Justin
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Very handy indeed in the event someone figures out time travel.
Meanwhile, the only "Latin" phrase you really need is "donde esta la hierba?" |
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September 22nd, 2011, 06:07 AM | #11 |
Tightwad Tinker
Name: Hans
Location: Lexington, Ky
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@Flow: Futue te ipsum.
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