Caught my brother with my GF? (Must Read)

wvninja · February 16th, 2011, 10:46 AM

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Brother if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Brother red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Brother had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the reason we aren't together anymore.

Should I start swingin at him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's a pic for all the leg humpers.....

My GF is a George Forman grill, I loved her so much!

V2Neal · February 16th, 2011, 10:48 AM

So your brother had his meat in your grill?

Snake · February 16th, 2011, 10:53 AM

Since your brother placed his meat in your gf I let him have your gf to avoid any cross contamination.

almost40 · February 16th, 2011, 10:53 AM

Get your brother some burn cream. Then tell him to get his meat looked at and f**k off.

dubojr1 · February 16th, 2011, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

Since your brother placed his meat in your gf I let him have your gf to avoid any cross contamination.

BTW... is this why your stalking blackwidow?

Blackwidow · February 16th, 2011, 10:57 AM

you are freaking hilarious!!!! As i'm reading your post, my heart was sinking an inch at a time till i see your george forman grill. you're a dork! LOL love it! thanks for the laugh.

wvninja · February 16th, 2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by dubojr1

BTW... is this why your stalking blackwidow?

I'm not stalking her, she stalking me...

DaBlue1 · February 16th, 2011, 11:03 AM

Looks like your GF can handle quite a bit of meat. I'd say get another GF and be careful who you let put sausage in it.

Live2ride · February 16th, 2011, 11:04 AM

You, my friend, are the humor king.

wvninja · February 16th, 2011, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaBlue1

Looks like your GF can handle quite a bit of meat. I'd say get another GF and be careful who you let put sausage in it.

My gf could take all the meat I could give her for hours on end.

Man I love cooking!

Snake · February 16th, 2011, 11:08 AM

Just on a side note. I hear that one of George Foremans doughters is actualy named George.

Nemesis · February 16th, 2011, 11:23 AM

LOL!!!

Dude, you got me good!

Flashmonkey · February 16th, 2011, 11:30 AM

Did he at least clean up after he was done? I hate it when other guys stick their junk into my GF and don't wipe her down afterwards. I mean...Jesus...how am I supposed to get in there now?

HKr1 · February 16th, 2011, 11:49 AM

slolane · February 16th, 2011, 11:53 AM

Nice! Thanks Nate, needed a laugh today. LOL

DEXSPEED · February 16th, 2011, 12:13 PM

get your bro. his own gf,then get two gf's for your self just in case some of your friends ends up putting their meat,so you have a spare!

Blackwidow · February 16th, 2011, 12:39 PM

whatever happened to "sharing is caring?"

Powerlogix · February 16th, 2011, 12:53 PM

Ask your bro how does your meat taste, since yours was in your GF before his was. LOL

CThunder-blue · February 16th, 2011, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V2Neal

So your brother had his meat in your grill?

Apex · February 16th, 2011, 02:01 PM

That was awesome.

setasai · February 16th, 2011, 02:09 PM

Damn... nice. Got me good too!

backinthesaddleagain · February 16th, 2011, 02:48 PM

freakin hilarious

bob706 · February 16th, 2011, 02:53 PM

Now that is some funny stuff

onetruevibe · February 16th, 2011, 03:44 PM

LOLZZZZ. That was awesome...on so many levels!!!

DBentley415 · February 16th, 2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by setasai

Got me good too!

I third that.....totally thought you were serious....nice one!!

bluepoof · February 16th, 2011, 05:27 PM

You just need a bigger GF that can handle both of your meat at once!

CC Cowboy · February 16th, 2011, 05:27 PM

I don't think I'd eat anything that is cooked on that grill again.

Buy your brother a pie. It's safer, although not as hot.

Snake · February 16th, 2011, 06:21 PM

Get your brother a pie straight out of the oven. That will teach him not to stick his meat where it doesn't belong. Then make him eat it. The pie that is.

oroboros · February 16th, 2011, 06:33 PM

Dude, gf's are a dime a dozen. Get a new one!
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rockNroll · February 17th, 2011, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluepoof

You just need a bigger GF that can handle both of your meat at once!

rickyny · February 24th, 2011, 10:13 PM

That's funny

maxwellca21 · February 24th, 2011, 10:45 PM

hahaha good stuff

mrlmd · February 25th, 2011, 08:17 AM

The comments here are as good as the original post. Keep 'em coming.

February 16th, 2011, 10:46 AM	#1
wvninja ninjette.org sage Name: Nate Location: west virginia Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Honda CBR600RR Posts: 633	Caught my brother with my GF? (Must Read) I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Brother if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Brother red handed with his meat in my GF. I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Brother had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the reason we aren't together anymore. Should I start swingin at him? or Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's a pic for all the leg humpers..... My GF is a George Forman grill, I loved her so much! __________________________________________________ "Riding a motorcycle is like playing sports, not everyone is cut out for it." - WVNinja

February 16th, 2011, 10:48 AM	#2
V2Neal Bad-ass 250 racer Name: Neal Location: Minnesnowta Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250r, ATK 605, Honda CR250R Posts: 91	So your brother had his meat in your grill? __________________________________________________ CRA #28. Just wave as you go by!

February 16th, 2011, 10:53 AM	#4
almost40 ninjette.org Monkey Spank Name: Kevin Location: Illinois Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 250R Track-Bike Woodcraft clip-ons and rearsets FZ-6 track bike Posts: A lot.	Get your brother some burn cream. Then tell him to get his meat looked at and f**k off. __________________________________________________ Black 250R Full Area P QC Dyno Jet Kit 100 main 41T Rear Sprocket

February 16th, 2011, 10:57 AM	#6
Blackwidow ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Paulette Location: . Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	you are freaking hilarious!!!! As i'm reading your post, my heart was sinking an inch at a time till i see your george forman grill. you're a dork! LOL love it! thanks for the laugh. __________________________________________________ sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I shoot to kill

February 16th, 2011, 11:04 AM	#9
Live2ride ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Cody Location: NoVa Join Date: Jan 2011 Motorcycle(s): 06 yzf r6r previously: 09 ninja 250r, black 07 zx6r Posts: A lot.	You, my friend, are the humor king. __________________________________________________

February 16th, 2011, 10:53 AM	#3
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Since your brother placed his meat in your gf I let him have your gf to avoid any cross contamination.

February 16th, 2011, 11:03 AM	#8
DaBlue1 Long Time Rider Name: Blue Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	Looks like your GF can handle quite a bit of meat. I'd say get another GF and be careful who you let put sausage in it.

February 16th, 2011, 11:08 AM	#11
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Just on a side note. I hear that one of George Foremans doughters is actualy named George.

February 16th, 2011, 11:23 AM	#12
Nemesis CVMA #74 WSMC #750 Name: Nemesis Location: On the track Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): All of them Posts: A lot.	LOL!!! Dude, you got me good!

February 16th, 2011, 11:30 AM	#13
Flashmonkey Professional belly dancer Name: James Location: Toronto Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 1992 GSX-R 750 Posts: A lot.	Did he at least clean up after he was done? I hate it when other guys stick their junk into my GF and don't wipe her down afterwards. I mean...Jesus...how am I supposed to get in there now?

February 16th, 2011, 11:49 AM	#14
HKr1 IC2(SW) Name: Kerry Location: Pensacola Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: A lot.

February 16th, 2011, 11:53 AM	#15
slolane Motorcyclist Name: James Location: Maryland Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Ninja 300 ABS Posts: A lot.	Nice! Thanks Nate, needed a laugh today. LOL

February 16th, 2011, 12:13 PM	#16
DEXSPEED 2012 is here,let's ride!! Name: dex Location: visalia,ca. Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009R,'12 suzuki +500 Posts: 354	get your bro. his own gf,then get two gf's for your self just in case some of your friends ends up putting their meat,so you have a spare! __________________________________________________ ''I regulate every shade of that!''

February 16th, 2011, 12:39 PM	#17
Blackwidow ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Paulette Location: . Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	whatever happened to "sharing is caring?" __________________________________________________ sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I shoot to kill

February 16th, 2011, 12:53 PM	#18
Powerlogix ninjette.org member Name: Binh Location: N. Cali Join Date: Oct 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 ninja 250 Posts: 85	Ask your bro how does your meat taste, since yours was in your GF before his was. LOL

February 16th, 2011, 02:01 PM	#20
Apex Livin' the Minimoto Life Name: Mark Location: Riding around in TX Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2022 Honda Navi, 2018 Z-125 Pro Posts: A lot.	That was awesome. __________________________________________________ --- My IG Page --- My FB page! --- 2022 Honda Navi && 2018 Z-125 Pro

February 16th, 2011, 02:09 PM	#21
setasai ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Brian Location: Detroit, MI Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Green Posts: A lot.	Damn... nice. Got me good too!

February 16th, 2011, 02:48 PM	#22
backinthesaddleagain ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Greg Location: Rhode Island Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 ZX6R 636 Posts: A lot.	freakin hilarious

February 16th, 2011, 02:53 PM	#23
bob706 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Mary Esther, FL Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250 1998 HD Road King Posts: A lot.	Now that is some funny stuff

February 16th, 2011, 03:44 PM	#24
onetruevibe Love Rival Name: Brian Location: Western PA Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250r Posts: 449	LOLZZZZ. That was awesome...on so many levels!!! __________________________________________________ “Comparison is the thief of joy.” -Dwight Edwards

February 16th, 2011, 05:27 PM	#26
bluepoof ninjette.org sage Name: Carolyn Location: San Carlos, CA Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Ninja 250, 2002 Yamaha XT225 Posts: 597	You just need a bigger GF that can handle both of your meat at once! __________________________________________________ www.bluepoof.com

February 16th, 2011, 05:27 PM	#27
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I don't think I'd eat anything that is cooked on that grill again. Buy your brother a pie. It's safer, although not as hot. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

February 16th, 2011, 06:21 PM	#28
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Get your brother a pie straight out of the oven. That will teach him not to stick his meat where it doesn't belong. Then make him eat it. The pie that is.

February 16th, 2011, 06:33 PM	#29
oroboros GDTRFB Name: Drew Location: SE PA Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250 - sold 2005 EX500R project Posts: 496	Dude, gf's are a dime a dozen. Get a new one! Posted via Mobile Device

February 24th, 2011, 10:13 PM	#31
rickyny ninjette.org member Name: Ricky Location: New York Join Date: Jan 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 GF500F Posts: 42	That's funny

February 24th, 2011, 10:45 PM	#32
maxwellca21 ninjette.org member Name: Max Location: san marcos Join Date: Oct 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250 Posts: 131	hahaha good stuff __________________________________________________ ride it like you stole it!

February 25th, 2011, 08:17 AM	#33
mrlmd ninjette.org sage Name: Marc Location: Crawfordville, Florida Join Date: Jan 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2005 Suzuki S50, 2006 Kawasaki Ninja EX250F, 1990 Honda PC800, 2000 Yamaha TW200 Posts: 848	The comments here are as good as the original post. Keep 'em coming.

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