Crashed my 2fiddy (NSFW as long as Jiggles is on Percoset) - Page 37

EternalNewb · December 21st, 2012, 11:13 PM

Hey, Jiggles, just wanted to thank you for sharing. Old thread, I know, but it totally saved my bacon a few days ago when I was riding in the rain. Someone made a left in front of me, when I had right of way to go straight, or make my partially blind right turn onto a residential street. After stopping to avoid the collision, I looked and mad the right. Lo and behold, the same red PT Cruiser, not 20 feet down the street, makes an illegal u-turn in front of me. I swerved to the right of its rear, then hit the brakes when I was straight. As another car approached from the other side of the street, the PT Cruiser proceeded to nearly back into me. Rather than trying to back myself up the hill and out of the way, I beeped my horn several times while driving around and past his/her rear, before he/she could hit me.

Anyway, long story short, the whole thing made me think of you, and your video. If I hadn't seen it, I'm pretty sure I may have ended up crashing too, so I'm really grateful for your original post.

Jiggles · December 22nd, 2012, 02:19 AM

Epic win

lgk · December 22nd, 2012, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Epic win

+1
The only way to be more epic is if she had a good insurance policy

Jiggles · January 8th, 2013, 10:33 PM

I finally got my $1000 deductible back today. I decided to file through my own insurance rather than the girls just cause it was easier. They said they would refund my deductible when they got the money back. Well, it's been almost 8 months since they picked up my bike and I just got my deductible back.

I blame this not on my insurance co. but on the ****** claims adjuster that came, that dude didn't follow through with ANYTHING.

Old Guy on a '08 · January 9th, 2013, 07:18 AM

so what you gonna do with the $$$$$

Jiggles · January 9th, 2013, 09:32 AM

Hookers

lgk · January 9th, 2013, 10:37 AM

no blow this time?

Old Guy on a '08 · January 9th, 2013, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Hookers

As in HEADers (for your cage)?

Jiggles · January 9th, 2013, 05:07 PM

Screw it, I'll just get a life size doll. Reusable unlike a hooker, good return on investment.

Joshorilla · January 9th, 2013, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Screw it, I'll just get a life size doll. Reusable unlike a hooker, good return on investment.

If you really want a good return on your investments with a hooker I hear their are drugs and modern techniques that are extremely effective in speeding up the process of brainwashing till as little as a week or so. A good effective brainwashing could also see her starting to make returns on your investment, although pimping is more of a clean cut prosecution than psychological manipulation for sexual gratification.

Jiggles · January 9th, 2013, 05:48 PM

Yea but then you have to feed them, that's how they get you

Old Guy on a '08 · January 9th, 2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Screw it, I'll just get a life size doll. Reusable unlike a hooker, good return on investment.

Blow up or foam??? Accessories????

Jiggles · January 9th, 2013, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Guy on a '08

Blow up or foam??? Accessories????

Actually I'll just get this

Link to original page on YouTube.

I hope it comes in something larger than chinese size

Old Guy on a '08 · January 10th, 2013, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Actually I'll just get this

I hope it comes in something larger than chinese size

She's a little on the thin side but hey... Get a wig in your favorite color and put a pair of pump shoes on it and your rocking and rolling....

allanoue · January 11th, 2013, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Guy on a '08

She's a little on the thin side but hey... Get a wig in your favorite color and put a pair of pump shoes on it and your rocking and rolling....

It comes with a TV screen. You and watch "The Sands of Iwo Jima"

Old Guy on a '08 · January 13th, 2013, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanoue

It comes with a TV screen. You and watch "The Sands of Iwo Jima"

Not!

Firehorse · March 13th, 2013, 01:16 AM

Some kidnap Jiggles? I was enjoying that read again. The good old days.
Don't make me worry

Jiggles · March 13th, 2013, 02:30 AM

Que?

nickjpass · March 13th, 2013, 07:07 AM

I think people go on this forum drunk, I can never understand what people are saying.

Firehorse · March 14th, 2013, 03:42 AM

Maybe I should try it drunk? Hmm. I would worry about people less, lol!

Everyone is the same since I last had a good read here. Good to see.

Que fait?

Jiggles · March 14th, 2013, 10:24 AM

Got an injection in my wrist today. That was fun

Jiggles · March 14th, 2013, 11:13 AM

Holy ****, are cortizone injections supposed to hurt this much? I can't even move my wrist

nickjpass · March 14th, 2013, 12:34 PM

Call your doc. Google too lol

choneofakind · March 14th, 2013, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firehorse

Maybe I should try it drunk? Hmm. I would worry about people less, lol!

Haha but typing becomes so freakin' hard then.

250rr · March 14th, 2013, 07:57 PM

I have yet to post sober.

drphils87 · March 14th, 2013, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Yo trixter u don't need to page me to my own thread lol. Just makes more work for my drugged asshole to do to clear out those notifications. And actually I was just offered a sponge bath but by a not attractiver nurse

. Think I'll still take her up on it cuz I've been sweaty and spilling pee on myself

I just had some physical therapy. They made me slide over to the corner of the bed and lift myself up into a walker. I took 3 baby steps got super sweaty and nauseous and laid back down again. Thankfully they put some pants on my so my junk wasn't flopping around. I hope the. Urse doesn't get a rise out of me

Also for some reason all food tastes amazing. Everything has extra yummy flavor, especially lo carb monsters which are my favorite drink

Lmao

drphils87 · March 14th, 2013, 10:55 PM

I don't really want to read this whole thread, so I got some questions. Is there a video of the crash, explain your profile picture, and did you get happy during your spongebath. Oh yeah, but for real have you started riding again at all.

Jiggles · March 14th, 2013, 11:12 PM

There is a video, search n00b totals bike on first ride. Crash in my avatar is titled oops

Jiggles · March 14th, 2013, 11:13 PM

I didn't get a boner for like 2 months after I broke my leg

nickjpass · March 15th, 2013, 08:31 AM

Must have been great when you did.

250rr · March 25th, 2013, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I didn't get a boner for like 2 months after I broke my leg

Wait...that's not a normal amount of time between boners!

CZroe · April 16th, 2013, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I didn't get a boner for like 2 months after I broke my leg

Then your lawyer didn't get you nearly enough for your pain, suffering, and mental anguish.

scipherneo · May 21st, 2013, 06:47 PM

I've been reading this forum for the past couple days, and was thinking about making an account, but I absolutely HAD to after reading ALL of this thread since getting home from school today. How are you doing Jiggles? Still recovering? Back to working full time?

Jiggles · May 21st, 2013, 07:03 PM

This thread just won't die. Back to work part time and still recovering. I might need some more surgery but I'm waiting to find out until after my trip this summer

scipherneo · May 21st, 2013, 07:15 PM

I think it would be a shame to let this thread die, everyone should be required to read this entire thing before joining this website and owning a motorcycle.

Jiggles · May 22nd, 2013, 10:47 AM

Lol

miss_syn · May 22nd, 2013, 07:33 PM

/braaaaaaaaaaains

Jiggles · May 23rd, 2013, 11:01 AM

Wut?

250rr · May 26th, 2013, 08:46 PM

I have nothing of value to add to this thread. I just feel a little left out.

Felipe the Ant · May 26th, 2013, 10:43 PM

nice ass

December 22nd, 2012, 02:19 AM	#1442
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Epic win __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

January 8th, 2013, 10:33 PM	#1444
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I finally got my $1000 deductible back today. I decided to file through my own insurance rather than the girls just cause it was easier. They said they would refund my deductible when they got the money back. Well, it's been almost 8 months since they picked up my bike and I just got my deductible back. I blame this not on my insurance co. but on the ****** claims adjuster that came, that dude didn't follow through with ANYTHING. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

January 9th, 2013, 07:18 AM	#1445
Old Guy on a '08 Chris Name: Chris Location: Charlotte, NC near UNCC Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): BLACK!!! '08 250R Posts: 957	so what you gonna do with the $$$$$ __________________________________________________ Some roads are too good to waste on four wheels! Riding in a car is like watching a movie... Riding on a motorcycle is like being in one....

January 9th, 2013, 09:32 AM	#1446
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Hookers __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

January 9th, 2013, 10:37 AM	#1447
lgk ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Norfolk, VA Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250, 2014 EX300 Posts: A lot.	no blow this time? __________________________________________________ Ethioknight Memorial Fund- Sticker sale http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=111700

December 21st, 2012, 11:13 PM	#1441
EternalNewb ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: S Location: CA/MA, usually Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250R, 2007 Ninja 650R, 2001 F650 Dakar Posts: A lot.	Hey, Jiggles, just wanted to thank you for sharing. Old thread, I know, but it totally saved my bacon a few days ago when I was riding in the rain. Someone made a left in front of me, when I had right of way to go straight, or make my partially blind right turn onto a residential street. After stopping to avoid the collision, I looked and mad the right. Lo and behold, the same red PT Cruiser, not 20 feet down the street, makes an illegal u-turn in front of me. I swerved to the right of its rear, then hit the brakes when I was straight. As another car approached from the other side of the street, the PT Cruiser proceeded to nearly back into me. Rather than trying to back myself up the hill and out of the way, I beeped my horn several times while driving around and past his/her rear, before he/she could hit me. Anyway, long story short, the whole thing made me think of you, and your video. If I hadn't seen it, I'm pretty sure I may have ended up crashing too, so I'm really grateful for your original post.

January 9th, 2013, 05:07 PM	#1449
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Screw it, I'll just get a life size doll. Reusable unlike a hooker, good return on investment. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

January 9th, 2013, 05:48 PM	#1451
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Yea but then you have to feed them, that's how they get you __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 13th, 2013, 01:16 AM	#1457
Firehorse ninjette.org sage Name: Ms.T, Queen of the Night Location: Ontario, Canada Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250 Posts: 938	Some kidnap Jiggles? I was enjoying that read again. The good old days. Don't make me worry

March 13th, 2013, 02:30 AM	#1458
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Que? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 13th, 2013, 07:07 AM	#1459
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	I think people go on this forum drunk, I can never understand what people are saying. __________________________________________________

March 14th, 2013, 03:42 AM	#1460
Firehorse ninjette.org sage Name: Ms.T, Queen of the Night Location: Ontario, Canada Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250 Posts: 938	Maybe I should try it drunk? Hmm. I would worry about people less, lol! Everyone is the same since I last had a good read here. Good to see. Que fait?

March 14th, 2013, 10:24 AM	#1461
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Got an injection in my wrist today. That was fun __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 14th, 2013, 11:13 AM	#1462
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Holy ****, are cortizone injections supposed to hurt this much? I can't even move my wrist __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 14th, 2013, 12:34 PM	#1463
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Call your doc. Google too lol __________________________________________________

March 14th, 2013, 07:57 PM	#1465
250rr ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Mark Location: Portland Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): Cheap Italian Suit. Otherwise known as Dew Kitty Posts: A lot.	I have yet to post sober.

March 14th, 2013, 10:55 PM	#1467
drphils87 ninjette.org member Name: Phil Location: Weatherford, OK Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2009 ninja 250R more awesome SE Posts: 108	I don't really want to read this whole thread, so I got some questions. Is there a video of the crash, explain your profile picture, and did you get happy during your spongebath. Oh yeah, but for real have you started riding again at all.

March 14th, 2013, 11:12 PM	#1468
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	There is a video, search n00b totals bike on first ride. Crash in my avatar is titled oops __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 14th, 2013, 11:13 PM	#1469
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I didn't get a boner for like 2 months after I broke my leg __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 15th, 2013, 08:31 AM	#1470
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Must have been great when you did. __________________________________________________

May 21st, 2013, 06:47 PM	#1473
scipherneo ninjette.org newbie Name: Hunter Location: Ohio Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): None yet Posts: 2	I've been reading this forum for the past couple days, and was thinking about making an account, but I absolutely HAD to after reading ALL of this thread since getting home from school today. How are you doing Jiggles? Still recovering? Back to working full time?

May 21st, 2013, 07:03 PM	#1474
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	This thread just won't die. Back to work part time and still recovering. I might need some more surgery but I'm waiting to find out until after my trip this summer __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

May 21st, 2013, 07:15 PM	#1475
scipherneo ninjette.org newbie Name: Hunter Location: Ohio Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): None yet Posts: 2	I think it would be a shame to let this thread die, everyone should be required to read this entire thing before joining this website and owning a motorcycle.

May 22nd, 2013, 10:47 AM	#1476
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Lol __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

May 22nd, 2013, 07:33 PM	#1477
miss_syn my hair matches my bike Name: Tiffany Location: Greater Pittsburgh Metropolitan Area Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Red 250r Posts: 411	/braaaaaaaaaaains

May 23rd, 2013, 11:01 AM	#1478
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Wut? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

May 26th, 2013, 08:46 PM	#1479
250rr ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Mark Location: Portland Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): Cheap Italian Suit. Otherwise known as Dew Kitty Posts: A lot.	I have nothing of value to add to this thread. I just feel a little left out.

May 26th, 2013, 10:43 PM	#1480
Felipe the Ant ninjette.org sage Name: . Location: . Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R SE GREEN! Posts: 562	nice ass __________________________________________________ Trust me, I'm a banana!

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