The ultimate douchebag. - Page 2

dubojr1 · May 23rd, 2012, 06:23 AM

That's hopeful but it would be very hard to prove the BMW driver was the one who did it in a court of law.

Personally I wouldn't risk it.

315kid · May 23rd, 2012, 06:28 AM

There has to be cameras but if you don't want to park in front of it just take the plates off if it as a trophy

skeyke · June 6th, 2012, 01:09 AM

If it me

1/ Look around to see anyone around .
2/ Flat the tires .
3/ Use ur key , start walk from the front to the end of the car . =))

Done one and will keep doing it !

skeyke · June 6th, 2012, 01:10 AM

or just park it front of it ! . The car expensive than our bike anyway =))

tac12345 · June 6th, 2012, 01:36 AM

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315kid · June 6th, 2012, 03:23 AM

^ or just get a thing of bologna it works just as good and it will leave sheet metal colored polka-dots

Racer x · June 6th, 2012, 03:39 AM

People that drive cars like that often feel entitled to do what ever they want. They bought the car because they want to feel better than others. Vandalisim is not good karma. I am a euro car tech and have worked on Mercedes BMW and Porsche for over 25 years. Believe me he will get his. These people are pethetic. They look down on me for NOT owning one of these pieces of crap . But can't afford to fix there car.

315kid · June 6th, 2012, 03:42 AM

Probably has VD or ED

Racer x · June 6th, 2012, 03:54 AM

VD plus ADHD with a CD and HD DVD in a BMW

gfloyd2002 · June 6th, 2012, 04:04 AM

gfloyd2002 · June 6th, 2012, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racer x

People that drive cars like that often feel entitled to do what ever they want. They bought the car because they want to feel better than others. Vandalisim is not good karma. I am a euro car tech and have worked on Mercedes BMW and Porsche for over 25 years. Believe me he will get his. These people are pethetic. They look down on me for NOT owning one of these pieces of crap . But can't afford to fix there car.

Hey, I've owned BMWs for years! Bought for handling and driver-focus, and never once acted like a douche (squealing through corners or shooting past traffic with a giant grin isn't douchebaggery, right? Same sort of fun as on a motorcycle, just with extra wheels

), parked in handicapped or motorcycle spot or took service techs for granted. In fact, I have sort of an awe for anyone who can work on a German car. I can wrench my Ford Explorer and my ninjette, but the electronics on my BMWs have always made me feel like a complete idiot. And Porsches make BMWs looks simple. Hats off to you, sir!

315kid · June 6th, 2012, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racer x

VD plus ADHD with a CD and HD DVD in a BMW

Don't forget HDMI

skeyke · June 6th, 2012, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

I would buy a beer , sit somewhere nearby and chilling till the end of the day =))

Racer x · June 6th, 2012, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

Hey, I've owned BMWs for years! Bought for handling and driver-focus, and never once acted like a douche (squealing through corners or shooting past traffic with a giant grin isn't douchebaggery, right? Same sort of fun as on a motorcycle, just with extra wheels

), parked in handicapped or motorcycle spot or took service techs for granted. In fact, I have sort of an awe for anyone who can work on a German car. I can wrench my Ford Explorer and my ninjette, but the electronics on my BMWs have always made me feel like a complete idiot. And Porsches make BMWs looks simple. Hats off to you, sir!

There are exceptions to every rule and stereotype. Very few people use the cars to there potential.
I was driving a Porsche 930 customer home one morning in the rain. He said he ad never gone over 100 mph. As he said this we were going into an exit ramp. The car was an early eighties 930 turbo that he had us modifie . I stomped the gas and the car lurched from about sixty to well over 100 mph . I then touched the brakes and went around the exit at the posted speed. When I look over at him I said"now you have" . He was pale as a ghost. Haha .

SC90 · June 6th, 2012, 05:46 AM

HAHA! I drive a new Mercedes E-Class AMG as a daily and boy, when I floor that sucker with my friends in the car, all I hear is O $*!&. lol

bdavison · June 6th, 2012, 07:54 AM

Im with the "remove the tire valves"...those little tools work great. It doesn't damage the car, however creates a huge hassle for the owner, because you can't simply put air back in the tires, it just comes back out without the valves in there...

I just tape the valves to the back passenger side rim.....that way dingbat finds them at the last possible moment further enhancing his education.

bdavison · June 6th, 2012, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tac12345

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That's wrong on so many levels, but OH SO FUNNY.....
People in starbucks are looking at me, as I roll on floor laughing.

dubojr1 · June 6th, 2012, 07:59 AM

And if this guy/gal parked there in the first place, would they even figure out why the retaliation was done?

315kid · June 6th, 2012, 08:03 AM

Or steal the emblems off his/her car then sell them on ebay

massacremasses · June 6th, 2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by tac12345

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what does this even do.

Racer x · June 6th, 2012, 08:26 AM

Eat through the paint and sink into the metal . Repairing brake fluid damage is hard. The paint wants to fisheye.

folky15 · June 6th, 2012, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skeyke

If it me

1/ Look around to see anyone around .
2/ Flat the tires .
3/ Use ur key , start walk from the front to the end of the car . =))

Done one and will keep doing it !

Congrats, you're a F&^#ing moron

massacremasses · June 6th, 2012, 10:55 AM

oh, well damn thats to harsh.

I would never do damage to someones car. letting the air out and stealing their valve stems. Yes, an inconvenience and a good lesson. Ruining their paint and causing hundreds or thousands of dollars in damage is way too far. not cool

1994juggernaut · June 6th, 2012, 03:42 PM

I was coming back from school and there is motorcycle parking in the Vons on my route home where I stopped to pick up a soda, well someone was parked in the MC spot so I parked behind her car and waited there for 25 minutes or so. Then after she finished shopping I waited another hour as she stood there fuming all the while I was keeping watch to make sure she didn't touch my bike.

massacremasses · June 6th, 2012, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1994juggernaut

I was coming back from school and there is motorcycle parking in the Vons on my route home where I stopped to pick up a soda, well someone was parked in the MC spot so I parked behind her car and waited there for 25 minutes or so. Then after she finished shopping I waited another hour as she stood there fuming all the while I was keeping watch to make sure she didn't touch my bike.

she probably didnt know she could just put the clutch in and roll it out of the way...

Unless your SM has the handle bar lock. Mine does not.

1994juggernaut · June 6th, 2012, 05:25 PM

Its got the steering lock.

massacremasses · June 6th, 2012, 10:04 PM

NICE. Mine doesnt

so im even more sketched out parking it somewhere where I cant see it.

akima · June 7th, 2012, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

NICE. Mine doesnt

so im even more sketched out parking it somewhere where I cant see it.

You could buy a bicycle chain and use it to lock the forks to the frame when the forks are turned as far in one direction as they can go. Get a chain that is short enough that you can't move turn the wheel after it's secured in place. It would probably be difficult/inconvenient/time-consuming to get a saw in close enough to cut through it. You'd probably need to put your treat-pouch back on in order to store the chain.

dubojr1 · June 7th, 2012, 10:41 AM

I love public records!

massacremasses · June 7th, 2012, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

You could buy a bicycle chain and use it to lock the forks to the frame when the forks are turned as far in one direction as they can go. Get a chain that is short enough that you can't move turn the wheel after it's secured in place. It would probably be difficult/inconvenient/time-consuming to get a saw in close enough to cut through it. You'd probably need to put your treat-pouch back on in order to store the chain.

I love the fact that you call it a treat bag... It makes me lol everytime I read it...

This doesnt help in like big parking lots though. But parking lots are where motorcycle thieves thrive.

Honestly id kind of like to set up a dummy bike and be on a roof with a .22 with a good scope and just pop people in the leg that try to steal it. Maybe multiple times. Like leave a note on the bike that says "by attempting to steal this bike you agree to be shot at and possibly injures and or killed"

then when I go to jail I can say "THEY AGREED TO THE TERMS!"

that is my dream.

/rant

dubojr1 · June 7th, 2012, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

I love the fact that you call it a treat bag... It makes me lol everytime I read it...

This doesnt help in like big parking lots though. But parking lots are where motorcycle thieves thrive.

Honestly id kind of like to set up a dummy bike and be on a roof with a .22 with a good scope and just pop people in the leg that try to steal it. Maybe multiple times. Like leave a note on the bike that says "by attempting to steal this bike you agree to be shot at and possibly injures and or killed"

then when I go to jail I can say "THEY AGREED TO THE TERMS!"

that is my dream.

/rant

ok.... I actually enjoyed that bit.

massacremasses · June 7th, 2012, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubojr1

ok.... I actually enjoyed that bit.

315kid · June 7th, 2012, 03:20 PM

The already have bait car why not make a shoe called bait bike I would watch it

TnNinjaGirl · June 7th, 2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

oh, well damn thats to harsh.

I would never do damage to someones car. letting the air out and stealing their valve stems. Yes, an inconvenience and a good lesson. Ruining their paint and causing hundreds or thousands of dollars in damage is way too far. not cool

No, you are right... obviously this person isn't human and may not have an emergency going on when they get to their car. "Sorry hon, I know you are dying of cancer and I only have 30 minutes to get to you, but someone let the air out of my tires and I won't be able to make it. Just wanted to say I love you...."

I drive an M3 and I can assure you that most of you guys are much more mean to me than I am to you.
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massacremasses · June 7th, 2012, 03:34 PM

maybe theyll stop being a douche and parking in motorcycle parking then... thats a damn good lesson. lulz.

but that would be sad too.

CZroe · June 8th, 2012, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

No, you are right... obviously this person isn't human and may not have an emergency going on when they get to their car. "Sorry hon, I know you are dying of cancer and I only have 30 minutes to get to you, but someone let the air out of my tires and I won't be able to make it. Just wanted to say I love you...."

I drive an M3 and I can assure you that most of you guys are much more mean to me than I am to you.
Posted via Mobile Device

"Sorry, hon. I know you are dying of cancer and I knew the only way I had enough time to get you your requested last meal before they pulled the plug was if I parked illegally for a couple minutes to run inside. Unfortunately someone who assumed I was being selfish retaliated by letting the air out of my tires and now I won't be able to make it on time. I just wanted to say that I love you and you are probably better off in a place without these unsympathetic and self-righteous jerks."

FTFY.

TnNinjaGirl · June 8th, 2012, 06:21 PM

^ awesome. Now who's the douchebag, douchebags. Hehe
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Jiggles · June 8th, 2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CZroe

"Sorry, hon. I know you are dying of cancer and I knew the only way I had enough time to get you your requested last meal before they pulled the plug was if I parked illegally for a couple minutes to run inside. Unfortunately someone who assumed I was being selfish retaliated by letting the air out of my tires and now I won't be able to make it on time. I just wanted to say that I love you and you are probably better off in a place without these unsympathetic and self-righteous jerks."

FTFY.

That's what you get asshole!

oreX · June 8th, 2012, 06:31 PM

xSean13 · June 8th, 2012, 06:33 PM

^^
Lots of emergencies, dang.

May 23rd, 2012, 06:23 AM	#41
dubojr1 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Jacksonville, Florida Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250R SE, 07 Honda CRF230F, 06 Honda CRF150F Posts: A lot.	That's hopeful but it would be very hard to prove the BMW driver was the one who did it in a court of law. Personally I wouldn't risk it. __________________________________________________ 09 250R SE: Paying it forward one post at a time! Don't forget to add yourself to our Member Map

June 6th, 2012, 04:04 AM	#50
gfloyd2002 User Title Free Since '12 Name: Floyd Location: Barbados Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 Ninja 250R Special Edition Green Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 13 MOTM - Feb '12	__________________________________________________ "Improvement makes straight roads, but the crooked roads without improvement, are roads of genius." — William Blake

June 6th, 2012, 07:59 AM	#58
dubojr1 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Jacksonville, Florida Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250R SE, 07 Honda CRF230F, 06 Honda CRF150F Posts: A lot.	And if this guy/gal parked there in the first place, would they even figure out why the retaliation was done? __________________________________________________ 09 250R SE: Paying it forward one post at a time! Don't forget to add yourself to our Member Map

June 6th, 2012, 10:55 AM	#63
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	oh, well damn thats to harsh. I would never do damage to someones car. letting the air out and stealing their valve stems. Yes, an inconvenience and a good lesson. Ruining their paint and causing hundreds or thousands of dollars in damage is way too far. not cool __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

June 6th, 2012, 10:04 PM	#67
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	NICE. Mine doesnt so im even more sketched out parking it somewhere where I cant see it. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

May 23rd, 2012, 06:28 AM	#42
315kid ninjette.org member Name: Joel Location: Oneida Ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2005 kawi 250r Posts: 51	There has to be cameras but if you don't want to park in front of it just take the plates off if it as a trophy

June 6th, 2012, 01:09 AM	#43
skeyke ninjette.org member Name: Steve Location: canberra Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): ninja 250r Posts: 16	If it me 1/ Look around to see anyone around . 2/ Flat the tires . 3/ Use ur key , start walk from the front to the end of the car . =)) Done one and will keep doing it !

June 6th, 2012, 01:10 AM	#44
skeyke ninjette.org member Name: Steve Location: canberra Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): ninja 250r Posts: 16	or just park it front of it ! . The car expensive than our bike anyway =))

June 6th, 2012, 01:36 AM	#45
tac12345 ninjette.org member Name: Alexandre Location: Montreal Join Date: Jul 2009 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250r 09 SE Posts: 172	+

June 6th, 2012, 03:23 AM	#46
315kid ninjette.org member Name: Joel Location: Oneida Ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2005 kawi 250r Posts: 51	^ or just get a thing of bologna it works just as good and it will leave sheet metal colored polka-dots

June 6th, 2012, 03:39 AM	#47
Racer x ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Iowa City Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 54 MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16	People that drive cars like that often feel entitled to do what ever they want. They bought the car because they want to feel better than others. Vandalisim is not good karma. I am a euro car tech and have worked on Mercedes BMW and Porsche for over 25 years. Believe me he will get his. These people are pethetic. They look down on me for NOT owning one of these pieces of crap . But can't afford to fix there car.

June 6th, 2012, 03:42 AM	#48
315kid ninjette.org member Name: Joel Location: Oneida Ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2005 kawi 250r Posts: 51	Probably has VD or ED

June 6th, 2012, 03:54 AM	#49
Racer x ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Iowa City Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 54 MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16	VD plus ADHD with a CD and HD DVD in a BMW

June 6th, 2012, 05:46 AM	#55
SC90 ninjette.org member Name: Simon Location: Columbus, OH Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250r Posts: 58	HAHA! I drive a new Mercedes E-Class AMG as a daily and boy, when I floor that sucker with my friends in the car, all I hear is O $*!&. lol

June 6th, 2012, 07:54 AM	#56
bdavison Wartown, USA Name: Bryan Location: Warner Robins, GA Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R SE, 2007 Ninja 650R, and assorted other bikes Posts: A lot.	Im with the "remove the tire valves"...those little tools work great. It doesn't damage the car, however creates a huge hassle for the owner, because you can't simply put air back in the tires, it just comes back out without the valves in there... I just tape the valves to the back passenger side rim.....that way dingbat finds them at the last possible moment further enhancing his education.

June 6th, 2012, 08:03 AM	#59
315kid ninjette.org member Name: Joel Location: Oneida Ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2005 kawi 250r Posts: 51	Or steal the emblems off his/her car then sell them on ebay

June 6th, 2012, 08:26 AM	#61
Racer x ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Iowa City Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 54 MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16	Eat through the paint and sink into the metal . Repairing brake fluid damage is hard. The paint wants to fisheye.

June 6th, 2012, 03:42 PM	#64
1994juggernaut ninjette.org member Name: Logan Location: Henderson Join Date: Feb 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Vulcan 800 Classic and 2005 KX250F Posts: 110	I was coming back from school and there is motorcycle parking in the Vons on my route home where I stopped to pick up a soda, well someone was parked in the MC spot so I parked behind her car and waited there for 25 minutes or so. Then after she finished shopping I waited another hour as she stood there fuming all the while I was keeping watch to make sure she didn't touch my bike.

June 6th, 2012, 05:25 PM	#66
1994juggernaut ninjette.org member Name: Logan Location: Henderson Join Date: Feb 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Vulcan 800 Classic and 2005 KX250F Posts: 110	Its got the steering lock.

June 7th, 2012, 10:41 AM	#69
dubojr1 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Jacksonville, Florida Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250R SE, 07 Honda CRF230F, 06 Honda CRF150F Posts: A lot.	I love public records! __________________________________________________ 09 250R SE: Paying it forward one post at a time! Don't forget to add yourself to our Member Map

June 7th, 2012, 03:20 PM	#73
315kid ninjette.org member Name: Joel Location: Oneida Ny Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2005 kawi 250r Posts: 51	The already have bait car why not make a shoe called bait bike I would watch it

June 7th, 2012, 03:34 PM	#75
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	maybe theyll stop being a douche and parking in motorcycle parking then... thats a damn good lesson. lulz. but that would be sad too. __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

June 8th, 2012, 06:21 PM	#77
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	^ awesome. Now who's the douchebag, douchebags. Hehe Posted via Mobile Device

June 8th, 2012, 06:31 PM	#79
oreX ninjette.org member Name: Zach Location: Orlando, fl Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2013 636 - ABS Posts: 173 Blog Entries: 1

June 8th, 2012, 06:33 PM	#80
xSean13 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Middle TN Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.	^^ Lots of emergencies, dang.

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