Jerk vs Fool

akima · July 30th, 2011, 03:22 PM

Trying to fill the gap between getting my license and riding my new bike I've been watching Ninja 250 videos on youtube.

Came across this

Link to original page on YouTube.

Humans are so silly. :P

I feel kinda bad for the security guard!

cerberusrex25 · July 30th, 2011, 04:01 PM

I'm sorry, is it bad I LOL'd? Because I found this kinda funny.

Honko · July 30th, 2011, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Trying to fill the gap between getting my license and riding my new bike I've been watching Ninja 250 videos on youtube.

Came across this

Link to original page on YouTube.

Humans are so silly. :P

I feel kinda bad for the security guard!

Hahahaha hmmmm this sounds familiar....

Oh, that's right, because I did the exact same thing since I bought my bike a little less than 3 weeks before I got my license

ally99 · July 30th, 2011, 04:58 PM

LOL! That vid was priceless! Got a nice chuckle out of it!

Kevin2109 · July 30th, 2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cerberusrex25

I'm sorry, is it bad I LOL'd? Because I found this kinda funny.

hahaha same here, I couldnt stop laughing! I mean the due was a dick but it WAS funny

YORCHI · July 30th, 2011, 05:44 PM

I was expecting him to slide from one of those small streams of water...then it woulda been hilarious!! lol

nickjpass · July 30th, 2011, 06:02 PM

"Do you have a permit to be here?" LOL

*Revs Engive* "I can't here you." Priceless lol

Snake · July 30th, 2011, 06:38 PM

I feel bad sor the security guy as well. Here is iworking night shift for very little pay and some jerk has nothing better to do than harass him.

ducducgooseit · July 30th, 2011, 06:53 PM

lame vid.

Kevin2109 · July 30th, 2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ducducgooseit

lame vid.

Linuss · July 30th, 2011, 07:06 PM

If I was the rider I would have let him catch me when he started running at me...

Can you saw new bike from lawsuit against security company for assault from one of their employees?!

ducducgooseit · July 30th, 2011, 09:05 PM

May I suggest:

It seems to really bring the appropriate feel.

wtfh4xx · July 30th, 2011, 10:14 PM

WHAAAAAAAAT? I CANT HEAAAAAAAAAAAR YOUUUUUUUUUUU

SSR · July 30th, 2011, 10:25 PM

That was funny as anything.

Now, I feel for the security guy. But really, why did he start running after the bike? What's he gonna do if he catches *snicker* the rider? He can't lay a hand on the rider.

Best he can do is call the cops then go back into the store. The fact he was out there just added fuel to the fire.

That being said.
Bwhahahahahahahaha. That was funny.

almost40 · July 30th, 2011, 10:30 PM

I laughed.

Snake · July 30th, 2011, 10:35 PM

Very very true. He should have just called the cops. What the heck was he thinking chasing after the biker like that.

setasai · July 30th, 2011, 11:37 PM

Wow. Just wow. So messed up. Security guy wasnt very smart but damn that biker is so uncool.

akima · July 31st, 2011, 01:01 AM

If there's a hell, we're all going to burn in it for laughing at that security guard

I imagine that's the kind of security guard that makes the on the spot decision to shoot or taze a kid for pestering him or stealing sweets. He's probably going to join us in hell too.

sombo · July 31st, 2011, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by akima

He's probably going to join us in hell too.

Of course he would join us, cause we would BE his hell.

Too40gawlf · July 31st, 2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake

I feel bad sor the security guy as well. Here is iworking night shift for very little pay and some jerk has nothing better to do than harass him.

Maybe the reason he's working **** hours for little pay is because he is a cretin - as evidenced by his moronic behavior. Why not just say "Hey guy, this is private property and you dont have permission to ride here." Whats with the "do you have a permit to be here?"

If the rider doesnt leave after being asked, a quick call to the local PD for tresspassing should fix things up right quick. What a moron he is for running after the bike like a tard. What would he have done if he had got his hands on the bike, knock it over?

Dr. Ew · July 31st, 2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickjpass

"Do you have a permit to be here?" LOL

*Revs Engive* "I can't here you." Priceless lol

the funniest part of the vid. next would be rent a cop running. revving the stock exhaust? zOmg it was great. just got this weird visual that the biker had donuts strapped to his back and the rent a cop was chasin after him cuz of that and that was the only reason for him to run.

nickjpass · July 31st, 2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ew

the funniest part of the vid. next would be rent a cop running. revving the stock exhaust? zOmg it was great. just got this weird visual that the biker had donuts strapped to his back and the rent a cop was chasin after him cuz of that and that was the only reason for him to run.

Hahaha donuts xD

sombo · July 31st, 2011, 08:03 PM

Maybe it's just me, but usually places that are "private property" with parking lots that size tend to have them gated off so you can't be there after hours. Anything else is usually considered public property and open for use by the public. Also I could be wrong but that kinda looked like a shopping center, which would put it under public domain I believe? Again, I could be off base on this, wouldn't be the first time lol.

The guard handled that 100% wrong right from the start with his smug attitude. I think the best approach would have been to ask him what his reason for being there after hours was. Then explain that the property owners would be held liable for anything that happened to him regardless of the cause or time of day and if could please find someplace else to practice. Start off by showing some respect and most times you get respect shown back to you.

miss_syn · August 1st, 2011, 07:43 AM

Has the rent-a-cop ever heard a cruiser that's *actually* loud?

Jinx250 · August 1st, 2011, 08:46 AM

All the laughing and noone caught what a bad idea this was. Practicing emergency braking across the spots most likely to have standing oil? In a lot with water all over the place? Not smart.

akima · August 1st, 2011, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinx250

All the laughing and noone caught what a bad idea this was. Practicing emergency braking across the spots most likely to have standing oil? In a lot with water all over the place? Not smart.

I guess the security guard is no longer relatively that stupid - not compared to us lot anyway :P I didn't pick up on that either.

Linuss · August 1st, 2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinx250

All the laughing and noone caught what a bad idea this was. Practicing emergency braking across the spots most likely to have standing oil? In a lot with water all over the place? Not smart.

Because emergency stops are going to be performed under perfect conditions?

Honestly, no better place to practice than an empty parking lot.. unless you have your own track in your backyard.

SSR · August 1st, 2011, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

I imagine that's the kind of security guard that makes the on the spot decision to shoot or taze a kid for pestering him or stealing sweets.

Fortunately that gaurd was un-armed. The store was a Loeb's, which is a provincially run liquor store Ontario (province in Canada). Usually found in strip malls and places like that. They got a security gaurd to gaurd the beer, not the parking lot!

Don't know how American security gaurds are, but up in Canada you're given a roll of quarters to call the police. Security gaurds aren't actually allowed to touch you.

Which makes it all the more funny why he was running after the bike. As others have stated, what would he do? kick the bike over?

nickjpass · August 1st, 2011, 10:54 AM

I wish someone would drive this with straight pipes into that parking lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-jyr9tv5c

TheJimmyEnglish · August 1st, 2011, 10:55 AM

Most of this dudes videos he states its not him riding... This was funny but all his other stuff sucks.

onetruevibe · August 1st, 2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SSR

Which makes it all the more funny why he was running after the bike. As others have stated, what would he do? kick the bike over?

I wonder if he was trying to get close enough to get a read on the license plate.

Jinx250 · August 2nd, 2011, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linuss

Because emergency stops are going to be performed under perfect conditions?

.

Nope, but why do the practice ones in a bad situation?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linuss

Honestly, no better place to practice than an empty parking lot.. unless you have your own track in your backyard.

Agreed, and that wasn't my point. The point was, why practice panic stops going across oily spots?

Liquidtoon · August 2nd, 2011, 11:41 AM

I hate to say it but if I was the security I would have hit his kill switch to start, and if he started the laps I would have sprayed him with a hose, most industrial buildings have them handy. I would have written his info down and been on the phone with police rather quickly too, hinting to the fact he is probably intoxicated based on behavior...

nickjpass · August 2nd, 2011, 11:56 AM

Now I have one question. Who's the "Jerk", and who's the "Fool"?

Liquidtoon · August 2nd, 2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickjpass

Now I have one question. Who's the "Jerk", and who's the "Fool"?

Personally I think people like this rider are what is wrong with society today. He has an attitude that because he can get away with it, it is ok. The rules and laws of society are meant to be followed even when no one is looking. People like this are what lead to more serious problems. It isnt this specific act, it is his willful disregard for other people, the rule, and society. That attitude is what is ruining humanity; the inability to respect others. He isnt a fool, he knew the rules, he had been asked to leave, and refused.

akima · August 2nd, 2011, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickjpass

Now I have one question. Who's the "Jerk", and who's the "Fool"?

I chose "Jerk" for the rider and "Fool" for the guard.

Edit: I also chose the word "jerk" for the benefit of you americans! That word isn't really used here.

akima · August 2nd, 2011, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liquidtoon

Personally I think people like this rider are what is wrong with society today. He has an attitude that because he can get away with it, it is ok. The rules and laws of society are meant to be followed even when no one is looking. People like this are what lead to more serious problems. It isnt this specific act, it is his willful disregard for other people, the rule, and society. That attitude is what is ruining humanity; the inability to respect others. He isnt a fool, he knew the rules, he had been asked to leave, and refused.

The rider was a Jerk, but I don't think any real harm was done. Their performance actually brought some happiness to a bunch of Ninjette.org riders!

"That attitude is what is ruining humanity". That's a pretty huge claim! For one it implicitly declares that humanity isn't already ruined and further implies that it's even possible for humanity to be "ruined".

If I find myself getting upset at "society" or "humanity" or people like this or people like that, I remind myself that I have no control over any of these people and things, and it's probably wrong to even try and control them; who am I to impose my will on others? Are my thoughts, values and opinions some how more valid than the next persons? Also: I am only responsible for my own actions (and to some extent the actions of any children I may one day have). "Be the change you want to see in the world." That's how I make the world better: I make myself better and that will have an affect on the world. I might even inspire others to follow in my footsteps.

I say these things, because I know the stress and despair that can be felt from seeing all the horrible things around me: hatred, violence, environmental destruction, famine, war. From your words, I sense your despair. Maybe my way of making this world less stressful will be useful to you?

Maybe I just read to much into your post and went overboard with my reply :P

ducducgooseit · August 2nd, 2011, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

... for the benefit of you americans! ...

Well ..... what do y'all call them ? wankers? chavs? Inquiring minds need to know.

akima · August 2nd, 2011, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducducgooseit

Well ..... what do y'all call them ? wankers? chavs? Inquiring minds need to know.

Children: avert your eyes
Admins: please don't ban me!

Twat
Nob
Wanker
Prick
Asshole
Penis
Dipstick
Tosser
Cock
Tard
Retard
Spaz
****wit

I tried to think of a more family friendly term but I can't think of any. "Jerk" actually sounds quite mild.

"Townie" / "Chav" is a category of person. I think some people like to be called a chav... not sure why. Do a google image search for chav and see what horrors come up!

nickjpass · August 2nd, 2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Children: avert your eyes
Admins: please don't ban me!

Twat
Nob
Wanker
Prick
Asshole
Penis
Dipstick
Tosser
Cock
Tard
Retard
Spaz
****wit

I tried to think of a more family friendly term but I can't think of any. "Jerk" actually sounds quite mild.

"Townie" / "Chav" is a category of person. I think some people like to be called a chav... not sure why. Do a google image search for chav and see what horrors come up!

Americans use a lot of those!

July 30th, 2011, 03:22 PM	#1
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	Jerk vs Fool Trying to fill the gap between getting my license and riding my new bike I've been watching Ninja 250 videos on youtube. Came across this Link to original page on YouTube. Humans are so silly. :P I feel kinda bad for the security guard!

July 30th, 2011, 04:58 PM	#4
ally99 Ninja chick Name: Allyson Location: Athens, GA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 4 MOTM - Dec '13, Feb '15	LOL! That vid was priceless! Got a nice chuckle out of it! __________________________________________________ Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. ~Drake Check out my Appalachian Trail journal, 2015! Postwhores are COOL! ~Allyson

July 30th, 2011, 05:44 PM	#6
YORCHI n00b Name: Jorge Location: Perris, CA Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Blue 2010 Ninja 250 Posts: 581	I was expecting him to slide from one of those small streams of water...then it woulda been hilarious!! lol __________________________________________________ Facebook YouTube #KCCO

July 30th, 2011, 06:02 PM	#7
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	"Do you have a permit to be here?" LOL Revs Engive "I can't here you." Priceless lol __________________________________________________

July 30th, 2011, 10:14 PM	#13
wtfh4xx Opinionated individual :) Name: SecretNinjaMan Location: Nor Cal Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninjette Special Edition (red/black) Posts: 342	WHAAAAAAAAT? I CANT HEAAAAAAAAAAAR YOUUUUUUUUUUU __________________________________________________ Yoshi slip on, shimmed 2 washers, zip tie throttle mod, pre-load #2, snorkel delete 2010 SE 250R! Miles in the saddle: 1000

July 30th, 2011, 04:01 PM	#2
cerberusrex25 Accesories Guru Name: Dave Location: Centreville, VA Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): '99 EX250(Cafe/fighter project) Posts: 537	I'm sorry, is it bad I LOL'd? Because I found this kinda funny.

July 30th, 2011, 06:38 PM	#8
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	I feel bad sor the security guy as well. Here is iworking night shift for very little pay and some jerk has nothing better to do than harass him.

July 30th, 2011, 06:53 PM	#9
ducducgooseit Name: ... Location: ... Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): ... Posts: 999	lame vid.

July 30th, 2011, 07:06 PM	#11
Linuss ninjette.org guru Name: Steve Location: DFW Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250R Posts: 294	If I was the rider I would have let him catch me when he started running at me... Can you saw new bike from lawsuit against security company for assault from one of their employees?!

July 30th, 2011, 09:05 PM	#12
ducducgooseit Name: ... Location: ... Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): ... Posts: 999	May I suggest: It seems to really bring the appropriate feel.

July 30th, 2011, 10:25 PM	#14
SSR ninjette.org guru Name: Jonathan Location: Ottawa, Ontario Join Date: Mar 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 398	That was funny as anything. Now, I feel for the security guy. But really, why did he start running after the bike? What's he gonna do if he catches snicker the rider? He can't lay a hand on the rider. Best he can do is call the cops then go back into the store. The fact he was out there just added fuel to the fire. That being said. Bwhahahahahahahaha. That was funny. __________________________________________________ From here...to everywhere!

July 30th, 2011, 10:30 PM	#15
almost40 ninjette.org Monkey Spank Name: Kevin Location: Illinois Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 250R Track-Bike Woodcraft clip-ons and rearsets FZ-6 track bike Posts: A lot.	I laughed. __________________________________________________ Black 250R Full Area P QC Dyno Jet Kit 100 main 41T Rear Sprocket

July 30th, 2011, 10:35 PM	#16
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Very very true. He should have just called the cops. What the heck was he thinking chasing after the biker like that.

July 30th, 2011, 11:37 PM	#17
setasai ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Brian Location: Detroit, MI Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Green Posts: A lot.	Wow. Just wow. So messed up. Security guy wasnt very smart but damn that biker is so uncool.

July 31st, 2011, 01:01 AM	#18
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	If there's a hell, we're all going to burn in it for laughing at that security guard I imagine that's the kind of security guard that makes the on the spot decision to shoot or taze a kid for pestering him or stealing sweets. He's probably going to join us in hell too.

July 31st, 2011, 08:03 PM	#23
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	Maybe it's just me, but usually places that are "private property" with parking lots that size tend to have them gated off so you can't be there after hours. Anything else is usually considered public property and open for use by the public. Also I could be wrong but that kinda looked like a shopping center, which would put it under public domain I believe? Again, I could be off base on this, wouldn't be the first time lol. The guard handled that 100% wrong right from the start with his smug attitude. I think the best approach would have been to ask him what his reason for being there after hours was. Then explain that the property owners would be held liable for anything that happened to him regardless of the cause or time of day and if could please find someplace else to practice. Start off by showing some respect and most times you get respect shown back to you.

August 1st, 2011, 07:43 AM	#24
miss_syn my hair matches my bike Name: Tiffany Location: Greater Pittsburgh Metropolitan Area Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Red 250r Posts: 411	Has the rent-a-cop ever heard a cruiser that's actually loud?

August 1st, 2011, 08:46 AM	#25
Jinx250 Smoker Name: Bob Location: SoCal Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): Guess.... Posts: 556	All the laughing and noone caught what a bad idea this was. Practicing emergency braking across the spots most likely to have standing oil? In a lot with water all over the place? Not smart.

August 1st, 2011, 10:54 AM	#29
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	I wish someone would drive this with straight pipes into that parking lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-jyr9tv5c __________________________________________________

August 1st, 2011, 10:55 AM	#30
TheJimmyEnglish ninjette.org guru Name: Andrew Location: Cleveland TN Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Red Posts: 316	Most of this dudes videos he states its not him riding... This was funny but all his other stuff sucks. __________________________________________________ My YouTube Channel

August 2nd, 2011, 11:41 AM	#33
Liquidtoon ninjette.org member Name: Josh Location: Sacramento, Ca Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250r Posts: 215	I hate to say it but if I was the security I would have hit his kill switch to start, and if he started the laps I would have sprayed him with a hose, most industrial buildings have them handy. I would have written his info down and been on the phone with police rather quickly too, hinting to the fact he is probably intoxicated based on behavior...

August 2nd, 2011, 11:56 AM	#34
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Now I have one question. Who's the "Jerk", and who's the "Fool"? __________________________________________________

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