October 4th, 2013, 05:04 PM | #1 |
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Name: Phil
Location: Seattle
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I know I'm getting old when.....
I hear the city attorney say there aren't enough marijuana pot shops in Seattle, and they need to open more
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October 4th, 2013, 08:23 PM | #2 |
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Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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I know I'm getting old when.....
My barber asks if I want my eyebrows trimmed.... |
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October 5th, 2013, 03:47 PM | #3 |
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Name: Whodat
Location: Ware Is.,MA
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I know I'm getting old when.....what was the question again?
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October 6th, 2013, 03:22 AM | #4 |
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Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
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My birthday comes around an I realize I used to call people younger than I turn old
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October 6th, 2013, 06:05 AM | #5 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
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I know I'm getting old when…
…. at any given moment, SOMETHING hurts. (Ever wonder why older people are so crotchety? That's part of the reason….)
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October 6th, 2013, 08:30 AM | #6 |
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Name: Al
Location: York, Pa
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I know I'm getting old when…
my eyeglasses get thicker and thicker. |
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October 6th, 2013, 10:04 AM | #7 |
Motorcycle Hypermiler
Name: Vic
Location: Livermore CA
Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1999 & 2005 Kawasaki Ninja 250R's Posts: A lot.
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Getting older has its downside but it sure beats the alternative.
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October 6th, 2013, 10:10 AM | #8 |
Certifiable nontundrum
Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much.
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I knew I was getin older when I would think of dumb stuff and not do it. Shew the things I did when I was a youngin, and we didn't have all this fancy protective stuff back then like we got now. Self preservation mode
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October 6th, 2013, 11:05 AM | #9 |
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Name: Josh
Location: Edmond, OK
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I know I'm getting old when...
Choruses in music are replaced with one word, and every song is about how the artist is having intercourse with my wife, makes more money than me, drives faster cars than everybody, and makes poor but expensive choices with his constituents. |
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October 6th, 2013, 01:22 PM | #10 | |
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your not old. |
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October 6th, 2013, 01:37 PM | #11 |
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Name: Josh
Location: Edmond, OK
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You're*
Old enough to remember that music was telling a story, not constant boasting about material possessions. |
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October 6th, 2013, 07:18 PM | #12 |
Your face
Name: Wes
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.
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When my balls dip in the water during a poop-sesh
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October 6th, 2013, 09:22 PM | #13 |
n00b4life
Name: Alexey
Location: US of A
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I know I'm getting old when...
...I learn that my classmate's kid just entered high school.
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October 7th, 2013, 05:38 AM | #14 |
Are you sure about that?
Name: That's "Sir" to you!
Location: Chorleywood (Nr. London)
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Sorry to spoil the thread, but, there are lots of really good things about getting older too. For example age cultivates wisdom. And in addition to wisdom there's ... well ... erm ...?
I guess that's it really. Wisdom. Can't think of anything else. Maybe that's a sign of growing old. |
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October 7th, 2013, 07:54 AM | #15 | |
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October 7th, 2013, 07:58 AM | #16 |
Are you sure about that?
Name: That's "Sir" to you!
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October 7th, 2013, 08:34 AM | #17 |
n00b4life
Name: Alexey
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Sometimes one knows himself to be a fool not because he's a wise man, but because he still regularly does some ridiculously stupid **** *facepalm*
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October 14th, 2013, 04:35 PM | #18 |
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When the bouncer doesn't card me. Girls know what I'm talking about.
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October 14th, 2013, 05:00 PM | #19 |
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