Pick-up lines - Page 2

Buffalony · March 31st, 2009, 06:10 AM

Guy: "Beww..beww...bewwwwwww.."'
Girl:"what are you doing?"
Guy:"That's an ambulance, coming to take me away,, because the sight of you stopped my heart"

"You must be pretty fit...cause you've been runnin through my mind all day"

"Drop that zero and get with the Hero.

"Mind if I get drunk with you?"

BlueRaven · March 31st, 2009, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyckedflesh

Said after the lady your trying to pick up sneezes:

Goesintight (said like Gesundheit)

Jiu Jitsu Player · March 31st, 2009, 04:37 PM

"If I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"

azia · April 6th, 2009, 01:03 PM

Do you want to play Mario?

Yes, I actually did mean playing Super Mario Brothers. I know, sooo smooth. But hey, it's been over 3.5 years now with the guy who fell for it! Hahah.

Buffalony · April 6th, 2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azia

Do you want to play Mario?

Yes, I actually did mean playing Super Mario Brothers. I know, sooo smooth. But hey, it's been over 3.5 years now with the guy who fell for it! Hahah.

Awwwe thats cute

miks · April 8th, 2009, 05:28 AM

A little bit on the raunchy side but ..

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

talldrink · April 8th, 2009, 05:32 AM

a FOOTlong?????????????

miks · April 8th, 2009, 05:36 AM

Literally gave me a footlong, what were you thinking?

I had a Roast chicken footlong

talldrink · April 8th, 2009, 06:04 AM

um....er.....er.....yeah! I was thinking the same thing.

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 09:07 AM

For me its more like a 6 inch...lol

Buffalony · April 8th, 2009, 09:17 AM

Gentlemen....lets not compare... there are ladys around....er...well ....a couple inches shy of a foot should suffice..lol..

But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO...

talldrink · April 8th, 2009, 09:21 AM

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 09:21 AM

Well I'm just being honest and keeping it real...lol

Buffalony · April 8th, 2009, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by talldrink

A big LOL... silly arse

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by talldrink

LOL....I don't show my off in public....only in private to some one deserving......LOL

talldrink · April 8th, 2009, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO...

[/QUOTE]

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 09:26 AM

Well thats the excuse I always use...LOL

Buffalony · April 8th, 2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcuriel

Well thats the excuse I always use...LOL

Can go either way fer me

BlueTyke · April 8th, 2009, 09:44 AM

I think my halo just became crooked...

TnNinjaGirl · April 8th, 2009, 10:59 AM

The horns are only there to hold the halo straight, Sunny.

BlueTyke · April 8th, 2009, 11:00 AM

Sssh CB! no telling them that..

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 01:18 PM

Women please fess up and admit it. You all have the same thoughts as men. you just do a better job of concealing them.

BlueTyke · April 8th, 2009, 01:59 PM

don't know nothing of what your talking about Rick

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 02:03 PM

I know it's the great mystery. Women like to keep us guessing. It's the thrill of the chase.

miks · April 8th, 2009, 09:44 PM

Dirty minded people, young children may be reading this thread!

miks · April 8th, 2009, 10:39 PM

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

08_250R · April 9th, 2009, 12:37 AM

Hello, you can call me a glass of milk.

Glass of milk?

Yep, I can do your body GOOD..

ok its bad.. but funny

Snake · April 9th, 2009, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miks

Dirty minded people, young children may be reading this thread!

It's all good clean fun.

Jane Honda · April 9th, 2009, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffalony

Gentlemen....lets not compare... there are ladys around....er...well ....a couple inches shy of a foot should suffice..lol..

But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO...

Well, I don't know about you, but I would rather go to England on a ship, not a row boat.

Sayen.

I've never used a pick up line.

BlueTyke · April 9th, 2009, 07:41 AM

+1!

Jane Honda · April 9th, 2009, 08:13 AM

*giggle*

Ok, I just text some of these to my boyfriend. Let's see how he responds.

Snake · April 9th, 2009, 09:14 AM

Ladies please don't fault us men for our short comings..We can make it up in other ways.

TnNinjaGirl · April 9th, 2009, 09:45 AM

lol... Like what, Rick?

CC Cowboy · April 9th, 2009, 09:57 AM

Rick, speak for yourself. My comings aren't short. Sorry for your problems though.

00v_Lucky · April 9th, 2009, 10:00 AM

lol. some of you people need to be welcomed to the real intarweb. full of shenanigans. anyone know 4chan? and this is advice dog for all you people that do not know.

stuff like that.

sometimesido · April 9th, 2009, 10:03 AM

no no no.
please don't bring 4chan in here.

Rynownd · April 9th, 2009, 10:12 AM

Hey, wanna get some pizza and f***?

No

What? Don't like pizza?

miks · April 9th, 2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

Rick, speak for yourself. My comings aren't short. Sorry for your problems though.

AHAHAAHAHHAHA! Wonder what Rick has to say to this!

*Zing*

Snake · April 10th, 2009, 08:07 PM

Not worth responding to.
Just having fun.

BlueRaven · April 11th, 2009, 03:58 PM

in my experience if a man feels he's inadequite he tries harder to please her lady and i don't think any ladies have a problem with that but i can only speak for myself.

March 31st, 2009, 06:10 AM	#41
Buffalony ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Joe Location: Buffalo NY Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250 "Wasabi", 82 Yamaha xj650j Posts: A lot.	Guy: "Beww..beww...bewwwwwww.."' Girl:"what are you doing?" Guy:"That's an ambulance, coming to take me away,, because the sight of you stopped my heart" "You must be pretty fit...cause you've been runnin through my mind all day" "Drop that zero and get with the Hero. "Mind if I get drunk with you?" __________________________________________________

March 31st, 2009, 04:37 PM	#43
Jiu Jitsu Player Live 2 Ride Forced 2 Work Name: Chris Location: Guam Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 RED 250r Posts: 386	"If I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?" __________________________________________________ SAVAGE MODE: [ON] OFF www.7milesdown.com

April 8th, 2009, 05:28 AM	#46
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	A little bit on the raunchy side but .. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

April 8th, 2009, 05:32 AM	#47
talldrink ninjette.org guru Name: Deb Location: Philly Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 ninja 250 (blue) Posts: 295	a FOOTlong????????????? __________________________________________________ A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water!

April 8th, 2009, 05:36 AM	#48
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	Literally gave me a footlong, what were you thinking? I had a Roast chicken footlong __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

April 6th, 2009, 01:03 PM	#44
azia ninjette.org member Name: Lindsay Location: Toronto, Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250 Posts: 67	Do you want to play Mario? Yes, I actually did mean playing Super Mario Brothers. I know, sooo smooth. But hey, it's been over 3.5 years now with the guy who fell for it! Hahah.

April 8th, 2009, 06:04 AM	#49
talldrink ninjette.org guru Name: Deb Location: Philly Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 ninja 250 (blue) Posts: 295	um....er.....er.....yeah! I was thinking the same thing. __________________________________________________ A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water!

April 8th, 2009, 09:07 AM	#50
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	For me its more like a 6 inch...lol

April 8th, 2009, 09:17 AM	#51
Buffalony ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Joe Location: Buffalo NY Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250 "Wasabi", 82 Yamaha xj650j Posts: A lot.	Gentlemen....lets not compare... there are ladys around....er...well ....a couple inches shy of a foot should suffice..lol.. But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO... __________________________________________________

April 8th, 2009, 09:21 AM	#52
talldrink ninjette.org guru Name: Deb Location: Philly Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 ninja 250 (blue) Posts: 295	__________________________________________________ A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water!

April 8th, 2009, 09:24 AM	#56
talldrink ninjette.org guru Name: Deb Location: Philly Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 ninja 250 (blue) Posts: 295	[QUOTE=But it's the motion of the ocean that counts....riiight ladys?! XO...[/QUOTE] __________________________________________________ A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water!

April 8th, 2009, 09:26 AM	#57
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Well thats the excuse I always use...LOL

April 8th, 2009, 09:44 AM	#59
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	I think my halo just became crooked... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

April 8th, 2009, 10:59 AM	#60
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	The horns are only there to hold the halo straight, Sunny.

April 8th, 2009, 11:00 AM	#61
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Sssh CB! no telling them that.. __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

April 8th, 2009, 01:18 PM	#62
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Women please fess up and admit it. You all have the same thoughts as men. you just do a better job of concealing them.

April 8th, 2009, 01:59 PM	#63
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	don't know nothing of what your talking about Rick __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

April 8th, 2009, 02:03 PM	#64
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	I know it's the great mystery. Women like to keep us guessing. It's the thrill of the chase.

April 8th, 2009, 09:44 PM	#65
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	Dirty minded people, young children may be reading this thread! __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

April 8th, 2009, 10:39 PM	#66
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

April 9th, 2009, 12:37 AM	#67
08_250R ninjette.org member Name: Adam Location: Chippewa Falls Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Green 250R Posts: 29	Hello, you can call me a glass of milk. Glass of milk? Yep, I can do your body GOOD.. ok its bad.. but funny

April 9th, 2009, 07:41 AM	#70
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	+1! __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

April 9th, 2009, 08:13 AM	#71
Jane Honda ninjette.org member Name: Kris Location: Willamette Valley Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250R Posts: 45	giggle Ok, I just text some of these to my boyfriend. Let's see how he responds.

April 9th, 2009, 09:14 AM	#72
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Ladies please don't fault us men for our short comings..We can make it up in other ways.

April 9th, 2009, 09:45 AM	#73
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	lol... Like what, Rick?

April 9th, 2009, 09:57 AM	#74
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	Rick, speak for yourself. My comings aren't short. Sorry for your problems though. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

April 9th, 2009, 10:00 AM	#75
00v_Lucky ninjette.org sage Name: Howard Location: Cypress, So. Cal. Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Candy Thunder Blue Ninja 250R Posts: 618	lol. some of you people need to be welcomed to the real intarweb. full of shenanigans. anyone know 4chan? and this is advice dog for all you people that do not know. stuff like that.

April 9th, 2009, 10:03 AM	#76
sometimesido ninjette.org sage Name: Chris Location: Norcross, GA Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2006 250R Posts: 772 Blog Entries: 14	no no no. please don't bring 4chan in here. __________________________________________________ my flickr™

April 9th, 2009, 10:12 AM	#77
Rynownd ninjette.org guru Name: Ryne Location: West Laf, IN Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250R Posts: 290	Hey, wanna get some pizza and f***? No What? Don't like pizza? __________________________________________________ http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099

April 10th, 2009, 08:07 PM	#79
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Not worth responding to. Just having fun.

April 11th, 2009, 03:58 PM	#80
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	in my experience if a man feels he's inadequite he tries harder to please her lady and i don't think any ladies have a problem with that but i can only speak for myself.

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